I'm Getting Antsy

You could try fumigation.

I'm Getting Antsy
by dude steel

I'm Getting Antsy and oh how I dance.

I whirl around and twirl around

shaking off my pants.

The neighbors they just point and laugh

while stranger stop and stare.

At the old fat white guy dancing....

in just his underwear.

I'm Getting Antsy so I tossed my trousers on the grass.

They bit my toes, they bit my calf,

causing my neighbors laughing fits.

They bit my knee, they bit my thigh, they even bit my ass.

I'm Getting Antsy my story is so sad.

All at once I'm itching, these creepy crawlys

are driving me quite mad!

I stomp the nasty antsys.

Their uncles, moms,....... and dads.

*sniff* That's beautiful. I love a happy ending.

me too.

sometimes i get really antsy, and it's difficult.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080708/i/r124494183.jpg?

My new favorite news photo.

every thread happens for a reason.

Quick.... somebody make it an animated gif........

Have him trying to wrestle a half eaten fish head from a grizzly cub.