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Which is heavier, a pound of locusts, a pound of feathers, or temporarily losing one's eyebrows due to sleeping face down in a jar of depilatory cream?

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

They're not lost. They're right there in the jar still.

Michael White, Thursday, 28 February 2008 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

M. Blanc, I can't thank you enough!

Aimless, Thursday, 28 February 2008 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just use some rubber cement and stick them back on

Michael White, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I was going to suggest a couple big furry caterpillars....

еdë §téè£, Friday, 29 February 2008 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

No go. My supply got used up by the ear fiddle.

Aimless, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:24 (thirteen years ago) link


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