Hi Mr. Drunk, long tiem listneer first time cal..err..typist
So when im drunk n i am havin sex sometimes i accidentally pee on my g/f how do i stop this or incorporate it into my act?
― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:39 (eleven years ago) Permalink
An intriguing question. Normally one refrains from the sensual act when one over the fourteen, naturally. No-one desires the reputation of a tope-and-poker, nor the concomitant poor reviews. But should the situation occur, how best to respond?
I would imagine shouting WHEEEEEE in the voice of Dr Ian Paisley should suffice, but that may just be me.
― Matt, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink
Extra condoms anchored 'round the base of your manhood with several dozen extra-strength rubber bands should prevent any further embarrassment.
On general principle, I also agree with Matt.
― Michael White, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink