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Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "Gordon Brown" "muscular sphincter". (0.06 seconds)

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "walrus mittens" "shopping spree". (0.19 seconds)

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "my favarite egg". (0.16 seconds)

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 106 for "stainless steel" "lactating goat". (0.23 seconds)

106 results! My cup runneth over.

Aimless, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 19:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Doesn't it though? You may require a bib.

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "Michael Portillo" "Blasting cap". (0.22 seconds)

I somehow thought there would be more :(

Matt, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Your search - "freeze dried booze" "instant water" - did not match any documents

;_;

Michael White, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 963 for "banana panties". (0.26 seconds

Results 1 - 10 of about 583 for "oscar bunch". (0.32 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 757 for "dead healthy". (0.23 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 870 for "whisky dick". (0.20 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 147 for "pony feathers". (0.28 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 809 for "pony tree". (0.06 seconds)

Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "elton rash". (0.16 seconds)

Your search - "pony tree""elton rash" - did not match any documents.

Did you mean: "pony tree""elmton rash"

Results 1 - 10 of about 24,900 for "old hose". (0.18 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 765 for "look fish". (0.21 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 19 for "sounds nonverbal". (0.23 seconds)

and my best find......

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "stove love stove". (0.21 seconds)

I love me some stove love

еdë §téè£, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 23:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 6 of 6 for "communist booze manifesto". (0.16 seconds)

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 00:53 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "sex-crazed rabbit" "laundry basket". (0.15 seconds)

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "Elton John" "Cartoon Massacre". (0.17 seconds)

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "R Kelly" "Cartoon Massacre". (0.22 seconds)

Your search - "Shostakovich" "Cartoon Massacre" - did not match any documents.

Of course it didn't.

Matt, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:30 (eleven years ago) Permalink

1 - 3 of 3 for "Cannibalistic Poodle". (0.19 seconds)
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1 - 4 of 4 for "bhutanese navy". (0.13 seconds)

Heave Ho, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "snoot full" "naval jelly" "pinkie finger". (0.31 seconds)

Aimless, Thursday, 4 October 2007 18:17 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Naval?

Michael White, Thursday, 4 October 2007 21:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Naval jelly: the rust remover of choice among the nautical set.

Navel jelly: the omphalic complement of toe jam.

Aimless, Friday, 5 October 2007 00:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 7 of 7 for "Vice President of the United States of America" "candy ass" . (0.38 seconds)

Aimless, Friday, 5 October 2007 03:38 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "faberge bidet". (0.14 seconds)

Cat Stevens, Friday, 5 October 2007 17:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "sneezing elvis" . (0.19 seconds)

Matt, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "ceramic population " "crab body". (0.13 seconds)

еdë §téè£, Saturday, 6 October 2007 15:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

As a hoot I typed in random letters for Google to search....

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for hypersolipsistic. (0.42 seconds)

Which led me back to aimless searching and discovering....

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for hypersolipsistic. (0.17 seconds)

Yet, here it is, appearing twice in a single thread. Coincidence? Hah! Credulity doesn't stretch that far.

-- Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:50 (1 year ago) Link

I AM VERY AFRAID

еdë §téè£, Saturday, 6 October 2007 19:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 106 for "stainless steel" "lactating goat". (0.23 seconds)

106 results! My cup runneth over.

-- Aimless, Tuesday, October 2, 2007 7:12 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

BTW Stainless Steel IS my oldest sons given name, if any of those 106 pages has anything to do with him interacting with lactating goats PLEASE let me know!

Thank You!

еdë §téè£, Saturday, 6 October 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I believe that proof of a tungsten-solid, bank of england-backed, jeevsian reliability has been provided in this thread that AAD has a copper-bottomed, unimpeachable claim on the entire concept of hypersolipsism.

However, as you are all clearly constructs, perhaps it is I who should plant my gold-grubbing flag first. I came up with it. Me. Me. Me.

Matt, Sunday, 7 October 2007 01:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

1 - 10 of about 97 for "dead brunch"
Results 1 - 10 of about 123 for "dead supper"

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 05:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Counter-proof!

Your search - "ILE" "Even more adolescent than usual" - did not match any documents.

Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 08:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I was sitting here thinking to myself... "I've searched for nearly everything imaginable"

Then I thought "No I haven't!"

Results 1 - 10 of about 518 for "NEARLY EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE". (0.34 seconds)

еdë §téè£, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

and then the light shone through the parted curtains and the voice of an angle proclaimed......

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for spokeshave.wav. (0.09 seconds)

Ah, that utterly calming voice.....

It has become my lifes work to study this short (14.786 seconds) but revealing sound clip.

Thus far I have discerned that it was recorded at approximately 3:17 PM local time. Due to the rate of slowing of the ticking of the clock that is barely audible. This time was calculated from the worldwide average time for winding such timepieces. 9:14PM if you are interested.

The recording was made through an inexpensive desktop microphone located about one foot to the right of the person speaking.

Embedded in the background noise a passing van or small truck can be heard through the open window. Speed of said vehicle is 32MPH.

The natural reverb/echo of the room suggests a smallish room of just over 100 square feet.

The speaker has recently ingested a beverage containing a milk product thus lending an ever so slight phlegmy sound to the voice. Said beverage also contained caffeine causing a slight waver to the voice on words ending in the letter "S". Tea with cream is my best guess.

The most obvious part of the recording is at the very end when the distinct double click sound of a microsoft mouse can be heard. Less noticable is the sound of the mouse moving across the wood grain of the desk. Not as coarse as oak but not as fine as mahogany... I would say something in the poplar family or maybe a birdseye maple.

There is alot more in this recording.... I have barely scratched the surface here, but I don't want to sound (no pun intended) creepy or anything.

еdë §téè£, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 01:59 (eleven years ago) Permalink

In no sense could this sort of scholarly work be considered anything other than an effort of the highest calibre, and a noble calling to boot.

That one man should sacrifice friends, family, health and personal hygiene in headlong reckless pursuit of the purest of goals: knowledge for its own sake, brings a tear to my rheumy eye.

Matt, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 10:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Does the rank of the person calling to boot really matter in the modern age?

Michael White, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 15:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "chukka boots" "ham sandwich" skateboarding Osiris. (0.20 seconds)

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 3 of 3 for "bete noir" "Mike Tyson" bilingual irony. (0.25 seconds)

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for "testicle shrivelling" Coca-Cola. (0.10 seconds)

Aimless, Thursday, 18 October 2007 17:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Results 1 - 10 of about 20 for "entirely expected" Martin Amis. (0.22 seconds)

Matt, Thursday, 18 October 2007 21:18 (eleven years ago) Permalink


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