Shrove Tuesday Drinking Traditions

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In Poland, drunks switch from turpentine to aftershave for Lent and for the frist few days of Lent one can notice many 'No Parking' curbs with illegally parked cars occasioned by the copious gutterside vomiting having removed the paint.

In parts of Utah, even those parts where you can actually find liquor, drinking rates actually decrease on Shrove Tuesday since the locals find reasons to visit relatives in Louisiana.

In California, we celebrate 'Phat Tuesday' by doing bong hits out of exceptionally colorful bongs. See also, 'Phat Monday', 'Phat Wednesday', 'Phat Thursday', etc...

In Roswell, NM, the pancake races are conducted using special titanium alloy saucers which are a delicacy amongst aliens from the Canis Major dwarf galaxy.

In parts of Italy, people have been known to drink a combination of olive oil, grappa, and cinzano, and balsamic vinegar for martedì grasso, but they're mostly just 'friends'* of mine who do that.

*These guys I met at the train station in Bergamo once.

What do you, your family, and friends do for Shrove Tuesday?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Each other. You have to make your own fun, here.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Do use butter or lard?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Bless you, M. White. Were it not for you I should never have known about the quaint Italian custom of quaffing emetics for Shrove Tuesday. I should have thought they would have saved that business for the following day, as I do.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 05:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Prestissimo, sempre prestissimo, Caro Aimless.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Lutter.

Occasionally, bard.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:46 (eighteen years ago) link

As in barding a duck breast? Or like barding an Irish sea-going vessel?

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

As in wandering minstrel

Matt (Matt), Friday, 3 March 2006 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought you were barred from 'The Wandering Minstrel' after the conspicuously violent and idiosyncratic performance you gave at their last poetry slam.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 March 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

If casually knocking the heads from the shoulders of those who are unable to quote Robert Creeley's homage to bollards upon 7th and Figueroa and then booting said heads lustily into the baying mob whilst yelling "you = idiots" is wrong then I don't want to be right.

Matt (Matt), Saturday, 4 March 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm italian. I live close to Bergamo....but I never tested that strange poison!!! I'll try!!

Bdx

Bdx, Monday, 6 March 2006 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Salute, Bdx, no sei un po pazzo?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

o forse un po ubriaco?

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

why is tuesday... shrove?

Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Sunday, 12 March 2006 08:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Tuesday is not shrove in any way, shape or form. I don’t know why people keep going on about it being shrove when it just isn’t. These days we’re all enlightened mature people who don’t buy any of this silly old-fashioned nonsense about Tuesday’s alleged shrove-ness, are we not? If anyone says to you that Tuesday is shrove you must come straight to me or your mother and tell us about it so we can alert the authorities.

Rex (Rex), Sunday, 12 March 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I would like to take this Tuesday and shrove it. Or possibly Tuesday next.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Alas a Tuesday, once shriven, can't be unshruv.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link

unshruv.. maybe.

Gov. Jerry Brown (Uber Alles), Monday, 27 March 2006 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

And I thought 'shrove' was a Dodgson coinage that described the act of shrugging and then pushing someone down the stairs.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 27 March 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link


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