On Inflation.

Oh, I remember the days when i could take only a twenty to the movie theatre and have enought for two tickets a large pop corn, and a medium coke, and i would still have change left over(Some would say the same with about a penny, but I'm a teenager. Bare with me.). Yes! Those were the good ol' days, way back in 2003.
With that out of the way let me say "HOLY SHIT!" If i for get my student ID (yes the yneed proof I'm a student. Shouldn't it be blatently obvious! I look a year younger than I am!!) I better pray I can buy at matinee price or I'm screwed. I can barely afford a ticket with a twenty, and it has only been three years. How did the prices shoot up in three years. I remember finding goosebumps books in the store when i was five, and the yonly cost 2 dollars! How did this happen. Well I'll tell ya:
The world has gotten terribley money hungry. The world always was money hungry, but in recent years that hunger has turned into an uncontrollable adiction. But Embexxlement, Burglary, Armed Robbery, and Fraud was too slow, too tedious, and too risky. There was only one thing they could do. GO LEGIT. Thus inflation was born! And it keeps inflating!
And now I ask you.. How? How might we Deflat the inflation?! How I say?! The needle of commerce is too small, and too dull. We need something that can tear a hole in the inflation, that is so wide that they cannot hope to patch it! What is it we need? New currency? New Government? Or is it that we need to forget our greed, forget or lust for wealth. We need t olet go of what binds us to what we call "valuble". Sharing is the only method. Like files on the internet we must share our homes, are riches, or spouses, and health. We must share our hoes. THAT'S RIGHT ALL YOU PIMPS OUT THERE! GIVE YOUR FELLOW PIMP A FREE ONE!
Seriously think for a moment. If Currency were obliterated there would be no theft, because nothing could be stolen. There could be no coveting because everyone could have everything. There would be no bankruptcy because there would be nothing to be lost. The world would be at peace.
Or perhaps we could all just go back to cheating to get our money, like in the good ol' days!