Why do you guys hate me now?

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this is making me real sad

it feels like my heart has been ripped out

and someone has stolen my scotch so i cant drink to forget about it :-(

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Lishen fella, yer m'pal. Bes' pal, 'a's you. You'n'me we luv 'chother. Lot. Sorry to her bowcher harp and th'rippin' n' tha stuff. Shame. Dir'y shame. Le's drink a lil winkie drink an' ferge' bout. Huh? Lil winkie drinkie? Ha's'm scodj, jo K? Grea'. Sorry bowcher har 'gain. Ba' stuff.

Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:32 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
anyone that can read that ^^^^ deserves a massive pat on the back....and that guy that wrote that needs to go back to school....and heres another scotch for ya buddy!!

Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Quite. Back to school for Aimless. Chop chop.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Seems plain as a pikestaff to me.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I know what the words mean what you used to me.

Mestema (davidcorp), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

As it happens, not long after this thread, I was surprised in a backalley by a septugenarian truant officer who claimed to have been on my trail since 1969, and who, with the assistance of an ably wielded truncheon and a set of brass knuckles, haled me off to reform school. I now do not drink Scotch, having reformed myself into a drinker of Irish whisky.

I also learned to spell, but not so as anyone might notice.

Aimless, Thursday, 24 December 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

tsk, or possibly tske

matt, Saturday, 12 June 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link


scooter (CaptainLorax), Monday, 14 June 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago) link


Aimless, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno if it's your thing to talk all complicated and sorta artsy-like or if it's more of a pre-established style for this sub-forum but I clumsily ruined one pre-established Ask a Drunk thread (which can still be savored) by posting serious stuff. However, I'm willing to drop all such serious nonsense when I have the spirit in me to post in this sub-forum again

scooter (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Serious nonsense is always welcome here at Ask A Drunk. But instead of dropping it, rather like a truckload of potatos, it is far to be preferred that you foist it upon us. We drunks are willing dupes eagerly waiting to buy all the nonsense that you can cleverly repackage to look like clownish hilarity. Try us.

Aimless, Thursday, 17 June 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago) link


Aimless, Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link


If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't know that it's a general level of dupability, more a lazy acquiescence to be amused by whatever flits by, like a deeply bored pitcher plant

matt, Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

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