it feels like my heart has been ripped out
and someone has stolen my scotch so i cant drink to forget about it :-(
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― Mestema (davidcorp), Thursday, 5 January 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link
As it happens, not long after this thread, I was surprised in a backalley by a septugenarian truant officer who claimed to have been on my trail since 1969, and who, with the assistance of an ably wielded truncheon and a set of brass knuckles, haled me off to reform school. I now do not drink Scotch, having reformed myself into a drinker of Irish whisky.
I also learned to spell, but not so as anyone might notice.
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 December 2009 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
tsk, or possibly tske
― matt, Saturday, 12 June 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link
IM GEBTING DRUNK DONT JUFGE ME
― scooter (CaptainLorax), Monday, 14 June 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link
IM GEBTING DRUNK, TOO. DONT CROWD ME.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno if it's your thing to talk all complicated and sorta artsy-like or if it's more of a pre-established style for this sub-forum but I clumsily ruined one pre-established Ask a Drunk thread (which can still be savored) by posting serious stuff. However, I'm willing to drop all such serious nonsense when I have the spirit in me to post in this sub-forum again
― scooter (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Serious nonsense is always welcome here at Ask A Drunk. But instead of dropping it, rather like a truckload of potatos, it is far to be preferred that you foist it upon us. We drunks are willing dupes eagerly waiting to buy all the nonsense that you can cleverly repackage to look like clownish hilarity. Try us.
― Aimless, Thursday, 17 June 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Seriously.
― Aimless, Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:27 (thirteen years ago) link
WORLD SERIOUS OF NONSENSE - BRING IT
― If the US had a dictator we'd call him coach (Michael White), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know that it's a general level of dupability, more a lazy acquiescence to be amused by whatever flits by, like a deeply bored pitcher plant
― matt, Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link