What do y'all think Sarah's tits feel like?

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Several meters? Sounds like so much wishful thinking to me, sirrah. unless your arms are several meters longer than mine.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 06:29 (seventeen years ago) link

well we were in the college computer room and it was REAL BUSY so we couldnt sit together and she had to sit next to j-dawg because they were doing an assignment together but she wasnt far

anyway i was sitting next to nat who is THE SPUNKY SURFER CHICK FROM VICTOR HARBOR

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 17 November 2005 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait. What kind of prosody are we talking about here? How many feet does she have and what kind? Does she have a caesura after the ictus of her third foot?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I wonder what j-dawgs opinion of her tits is? Does he concur re: their unbridled fabulosity? Maybe j-dawg covets them for himself, or herself, as the case may be? Further investigation is necessary, a broad consensus must be acquired. A coalition of the willing, if you will.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

What you require, my dear Esteban, is a greater propinquity to the subject(s) 'at hand', not to mention a greater lingual and tactile familiarity.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

If you guys are not careful with all this help you are providing, you will all be called "homeboy" soon (I can only guess this is not intended as a term of endearment).

MSW (MSW), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Notice the devil-may-care look of non-chalance and bemusement with which I countenance the awful fate of being addressed as 'homeboy'. I've been called so many worse things.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

My goodness.
Who would have thought that Sarah's tits would elicit as many responses as this.
Sarah? Please show us your tits so we can make our judgements and put this thing to rest.
No one will really touch them...This is cyberspace you know.

Zen Clown, Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I nominate Esteban to be Sarah's Tit Butler, allowing him to dust them once a day, while wearing white cotton gloves.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I think you might want to specify the rest of his attire, Aimless, lest he show up in a state of near total dishabille save for the gloves.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I suggest that he wear white gloves and an apron...nothing else.

ESTEBAN? Come into my parlour...

(This TIT thing has gotten totally out of hand.

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

(Hey Zen? You're drunk on your ass again, aren't you.)

I'm "pissed as a fart".

*raises shirt*

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what. no.

j-dawg has his own girlfriend who has a tounge stud and is doing a counselling course

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 05:34 (seventeen years ago) link

What's her personality like?
Or her tits?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ever since that top she wore on thursday they seem to be bigger

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"She has a lot of, uh, 'personality'."

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Bursting with it, yeah, even to overflowing with the milk of human whatsis.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

If only they could make male underware of the same material as J-Dawg's girlfriend's top.

"My, how you've grown since you started wearing your new y-fronts!"

MSW (MSW), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Mr. BUTTEZ? Do we know each other?
'Seems we may have shared back row seats after being eliminated early at the national spelling bee.
I should be forgiven for mistaking my father's sister for an insect but you should have known better than to spell "A sixty minute increment of time" as a 'whoure'.
Oh, sure, we're not as witty or knowledgeable as some folks on this forum, but I bet I can fart louder than Matt can.

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread has been mocked by an administrator

Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link


I think this thread deserves far more than mere mockery.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

perhaps an overture for the success of Sarah's overt bosom, maybe followed by an ovation?

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I serously doubt that Sarah, if, indeed, that is her real name, would appreciate this base banter about her breasts.

Sarah? If you will come into my parlour, bare yourself, and let me gaze upon and fondle your breasts, I will report back to this forum and perhaps put this thing to rest.
Pay no attention to the video camera, dear. It is simply for documentation.
As objective as I attempt to be...I suspect that I am regarded as being full of shit.

Between the four of us, you and I and your tits, perhaps we can all gain some credibility.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Tis a grand and noble gesture from Zen to take upon himself such a responsibility on our collective behalf.
P.S. make sure the llamas are well secured beforehand
Let the fondling commence!

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Sarah is a wall, and her breasts are like towers.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sarah is indeed real and i can give you a full rundown of tha esteban buttez krew if you like

if sarah found out i think she might be a little annoyed with me but she wont be too upset BUT SHE ISNT GOING TO FIND OUT

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Can Sarah, poor thing, not read?

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

she isnt going to google for her tits any time soon

well she might but you know this could be any sarah's tits

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link

this could be any sarah's tits

Indeed, provided the Sarah in question is also a twenty year old college student in Adelaide in Western Australia, who wore a lower cut top and sat next to j-dawg at a computer lab on Thursday November 17, 2005 and who has a twenty-seven year old boyfriend. This narrows the field somewhat.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Adelaide in Western Australia

oh no

now you have caught me like a rat in a trap

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:40 (seventeen years ago) link

it is a warm day in adelaide town

Petard courtesy of the boo-tay boy. But come now, sirrah, don't be down in the mouth; summer is right around the corner. The divine Ms. S shall no doubt be but one among the sorority of the scantly clad. Buff up, buff up, buff up and play the game!

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

[list of IRL phone numbers removed]

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:16 (seventeen years ago) link

haha there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide!!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Note to self: Adjust for windage and elevation.

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Obviously, BUTTEZ, you are not majoring in Proper English. What, may I ask, IS your major, Sir? If it is "sandbox" make up a lie.
Quantum physics might impress me.

This business of "tits" has obviously enticed us to revisit our naughty childhood but most of us come around to remember that we are grownups now.

(Perhaps you assume too much, Zen.)

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:28 (seventeen years ago) link

ah but maybe i am majoring in proper english and typing like the this for IRONY

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, Zen, let us cull from your commodious list those names not likely to be the Sarah we seek. As a student, we may safely eliminate the employees of the uni. As a 20 year old, I think we may safely eliminate the PhD and post grad students, too. This leaves us with this itty-bitty list (and not coincidentally, emplaces a second full-name reference so that, should Sarah google her name, she is more likely to find herself here).

[irl phone numbers removed]

Now we make work at the [view] and see what we may at our liesure.

As for EB's disclaimer: there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide; I think we may assume that EB, at least, would not make much of a seminarian or Bible student, so we may disregard the more denominational schools.

The U of Adelaide is the big dawg in that city and the most fair pickings. It is also renowned for its computer sciences programs. Given EB's sad command of the language and his attachment to computers, we, the Holmes's of the world, might take heart that we are on the true scent and EB is but dragging a red herring across his all-too-obvious path.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

As a sage individual once said to me: everything about the internets is deadly serious. As another person somewhere said, "loose lips sink ships - and are also indispensible for blowing raspberries."

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Computers are popular in all walks of life these days!

And I think you should apologise to the University of SA and Flinders University for running down them down in a roundabout sort of way.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes. Flinders Uni in particular I could imagine most perturbed. Being that they fancy themselves as a medical school and all. Adelaide was my old stamping ground as a teenager EB. And on one occassion I do remember finding consciousness in the most unusual place ... under the pool table in Victor Harbour ... I think the pub was called the crown or some such thing. It has been many years since I have been there tho ... use to surf Waitpinga in my more conscious moments

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

So a pre-med who has been blown into Flinders has actually fullfilled his or her dreams? How odd.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

yo it is called the crown and all the victor inbreds hang around there i think

anyway i believe flinders thinks of itself as a leftist agitprop factory. but maybe thats because i know a girl who is on the student union there.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:48 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
the question should be....ARE THEY REAL!!

Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

[smacks his forehead and looks chagrinned]

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i love you god

liligod, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:12 (seventeen years ago) link

god, sir, knows when the sparrow falls and numbers the hairs on your head. He also takes notes when you cop a feel. Not for self-instructive purposes, either.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...
But where does he stand on tits?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And furthermore, how many angels can dance on a tit?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sure that God has the common decency of the average deity never to stand on tits, Matt. Really!

The real subject of inquiry, in my case at least, is how tits dance on angels.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I would imagine that it depends largely on how tight their tops are.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

If you give them enough drinks they get pretty tight.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...


Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Great thread

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Hypnotic, even.

Michael White, Thursday, 13 December 2007 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't know. Some days I think Sarah's tits have been done to death. On other days I think we could squeeze a bit more out of them.

Aimless, Saturday, 15 December 2007 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link


strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't yours?

Aimless, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link


strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

what a beautiful thread


warmsherry, Saturday, 22 December 2007 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Good news! Great tits cope well with warming.

Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Cheep joke. Keep up the good work.

Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link

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