― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 01:36 (eighteen years ago) link
you be walkin on thin ice homeboy
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:41 (eighteen years ago) link
no
it is pronounced ʁaɪรง
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:43 (eighteen years ago) link
I prefer culturally open minded.
I could even say culturally politically correct.
But that would be incredibly philistinian of me.
So perhaps I wont say any of those things at all.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:01 (eighteen years ago) link
I. NAMING OF SARAH'S PARTS
To-day we have naming of Sarah's parts. Yesterday,We had daily cleaning of Sarah. And to-morrow morning,We shall have what to do after firing Sarah . But to-day,To-day we have naming of Sarah's parts. JaponicaGlistens like coral in all of the neighboring gardens, And to-day we have naming of Sarah's parts.
This is the lower sling Sarah. And thisIs the upper sling Sarah, whose use you will see,When you are given your slings. And this is the piling Sarah,Which in your case you have not got. The branchesHold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures, Which in our case we have not got.
This is the Sarah-catch, which is always releasedWith an easy flick of the Sarah. And please do not let meSee anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easyIf you have any strength in your Sarah. The blossomsAre fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see Any of them using their finger.
And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of thisIs to open the breech, as you see. We can slide itRapidly backwards and forwards: we call thisEasing the Sarah. And rapidly backwards and forwardsThe early Sarahs are assaulting and fumbling the flowers: They call it easing the Sarah.
They call it easing the Sarah: it is perfectly easyIf you have any strength in your Sarah: like the bolt,And the breech, and the cocking-Sarah, and the point of Sarah,Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossomSilent in all of the gardens and the Sarahs going backwards and forwards, For to-day we have naming of Sarah's parts.
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:44 (eighteen years ago) link
thats what attracted me to her in the first place
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 09:51 (eighteen years ago) link
it's good she's got nice tits though, too
― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 11:21 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link
and she is wearing a lower cut top today because it is a warm day in adelaide town and they look HUGE
in fact she is only several meters away from me
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 17 November 2005 03:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link
anyway i was sitting next to nat who is THE SPUNKY SURFER CHICK FROM VICTOR HARBOR
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 17 November 2005 08:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link
ESTEBAN? Come into my parlour...
(This TIT thing has gotten totally out of hand.
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm "pissed as a fart".
*raises shirt*
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link
j-dawg has his own girlfriend who has a tounge stud and is doing a counselling course
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link
"My, how you've grown since you started wearing your new y-fronts!"
― MSW (MSW), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 23:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link
I think this thread deserves far more than mere mockery.
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link
Sarah? If you will come into my parlour, bare yourself, and let me gaze upon and fondle your breasts, I will report back to this forum and perhaps put this thing to rest. Pay no attention to the video camera, dear. It is simply for documentation. As objective as I attempt to be...I suspect that I am regarded as being full of shit.
Between the four of us, you and I and your tits, perhaps we can all gain some credibility.
― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link
if sarah found out i think she might be a little annoyed with me but she wont be too upset BUT SHE ISNT GOING TO FIND OUT
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link
well she might but you know this could be any sarah's tits
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Indeed, provided the Sarah in question is also a twenty year old college student in Adelaide in Western Australia, who wore a lower cut top and sat next to j-dawg at a computer lab on Thursday November 17, 2005 and who has a twenty-seven year old boyfriend. This narrows the field somewhat.
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:39 (eighteen years ago) link
oh no
now you have caught me like a rat in a trap
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link
Petard courtesy of the boo-tay boy. But come now, sirrah, don't be down in the mouth; summer is right around the corner. The divine Ms. S shall no doubt be but one among the sorority of the scantly clad. Buff up, buff up, buff up and play the game!
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:51 (eighteen years ago) link
This business of "tits" has obviously enticed us to revisit our naughty childhood but most of us come around to remember that we are grownups now.
(Perhaps you assume too much, Zen.)
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 11:26 (eighteen years ago) link
[irl phone numbers removed]
Now we make work at the [view] and see what we may at our liesure.
As for EB's disclaimer: there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide; I think we may assume that EB, at least, would not make much of a seminarian or Bible student, so we may disregard the more denominational schools.
The U of Adelaide is the big dawg in that city and the most fair pickings. It is also renowned for its computer sciences programs. Given EB's sad command of the language and his attachment to computers, we, the Holmes's of the world, might take heart that we are on the true scent and EB is but dragging a red herring across his all-too-obvious path.
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link
And I think you should apologise to the University of SA and Flinders University for running down them down in a roundabout sort of way.
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link
anyway i believe flinders thinks of itself as a leftist agitprop factory. but maybe thats because i know a girl who is on the student union there.
― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link
― liligod, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link
The real subject of inquiry, in my case at least, is how tits dance on angels.
― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:42 (seventeen years ago) link
http://cluster.adworldmedia.com/banab/120animated4.gif
― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Great thread
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 23:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Hypnotic, even.
― Michael White, Thursday, 13 December 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't know. Some days I think Sarah's tits have been done to death. On other days I think we could squeeze a bit more out of them.
― Aimless, Saturday, 15 December 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link
HEAVE HO IS A FATTEY RETARD VI4RGIN WHOS THINKS DTITAYS FEEEL LIKE SANDBAGS
― strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Don't yours?
― Aimless, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
MY MY THEY DO YES
― strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
what a beautiful thread
http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/images/avatars/Girls/thumb_boobies5.gif
― warmsherry, Saturday, 22 December 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Good news! Great tits cope well with warming.
― Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
Cheep joke. Keep up the good work.
― Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link