What do y'all think Sarah's tits feel like?

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well now sarah has some very nice tits and its annoying that she has a 27 YEAR OLD boyfriend because if she didnt i would be grabbing on those nice funbags

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Monday, 14 November 2005 07:35 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

It's begining to smell like Sean in here.

Zen Clown, Monday, 14 November 2005 07:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

No, no, it's just as valid a question as any that have previously been posted. But first up I need more information, I have no idea of what material this Sarah is constructed. I have no idea of whether or not she is an ornithologist. I fail to see the relevance of the boyfriend or his age re: her tits. It's a poorly phrased, sloppily constructed and ontologically weak question. But a valid one nonetheless.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 14 November 2005 09:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I'm sure the slightest touch of her bosom would send you into a rapture of the purest delight. The soft round curves of her breasts and her impudent nipples torment you without surcease... I recommend spirits.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 15:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Though of course I'm not ruling out the possibility of applying techniques oulipienne to Esteban's posts in future, purely for my own entertainment, you understand.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I don't know what potential you see, Matt, but by all means, have fun.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 14 November 2005 17:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I fail to see the relevance of the boyfriend or his age...

Esteban is hopelessly intimidated by grown men.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 14 November 2005 18:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Oh it'll divert me for a moment or two. Then I'll go and do something else instead.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

How about buying a round for the house? Nothing for ESTEBAN though, until he produces a proper ID.

Zen Clown, Monday, 14 November 2005 22:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I once said to Sara's boyfriend, "I'd give a hundred dollars to fondle her tits."
She promptly bared herself and put them in my face.
"Go ahead," she says,"fondle them." .
"I can't." says I.
"Why?" Says she.
"Because," says I, "I don't have a hundred dollars."

Zen Clown, Monday, 14 November 2005 22:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

sarah is 20 alright

now you can discuss!!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Jeez, ESTEBAN, could you describe Sarah's tits to us?
As soon as she began to open her bodice, I clamped my eyes tightly shut and clutched my Bible to my chest.
The nipples. Tell us about the nipples. Are they bigger than Matt's?

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

20 year old tits are very fine indeed (apart from being physically attached to 20 year old minds). They are rotund, firm, and riding high - proud to say, "We are Sarah's tits and we shall make our mark upon this world!" As with the once upon a time Gerber Baby Food Corporation, their motto is "Babies are our business - our only business!"

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Please forgive the Clown. He is drunk on his ass and has a tendency to be quite rude. He is truly a drunk and Ask a Drunk is his favorite playground. Charles Bukowski is his role model. If there is any blame to be assesed here, it should fall upon Jacob Beardsly-Wu. He started this shit.

Zen Clown's ego, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

TITS!

If you've got 'em, flaunt 'em!

(Shut up, you damn fool!)

*raises shirt*

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

tits and teenagers.

unbelievable.

I suppose I should be satisfied that it is at least grammatically educational.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

further diversion Matt

Ode to the Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

*stands up and applaudes, belt firmly fastened about the waist*

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

My mistress possesses a silicon soul.
Her humanist/naturist good-natured master
requires her simply to fulfill her role
as his his plastic skinned Pegasus who carries him
to a universe composed of ones and zeroes.
I've sequestered myself in my simple abode,
and with eyes as my feet walk the cyberspace road.
My silicon mistress will wait patiently
while I top off my stein or sweeten my tea.
She's 'on' or she's 'off' whenever I choose,
and the floor of my closet has room for MY shoes.
If my pentium pup had a tail she could wag
she might sit up and beg me "I need to defrag!"

Stoetzle, '02.

( STOP IT, ZEN! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!)

Linda started it...

(There are several poets on this forum. What if they all started submitting poetry?)

Maybe we could change our name to "Ask a Drunken Poet"?

(Have you, in your drunken stupor, given any consideration to what would happen if Aimless got loose?)

Ahm...He would write a poem about Sara's tits?

(Aimless? Pay no attention to this idiot. He is pissed as a fart.)

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

there are no teenagers involved WE ARE IN COLLEGE

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 05:33 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Sarah's glamorous mammary glands
Protrude in ways no prude could stand,
And beg for double-helping hands.

I doubt that you could understand
How soft they seem, how sweet, how grand,
Nor how they grew, unsought, unplanned,

Nor how they dominate the land
From Timbuktu to Samarkand.
Or so it seems to Esteban.

If other women's breasts are pleasing,
Sarah's twain are ultra-teasing.
Jiggling like jello haltered,
Causing Esteban to falter,

His brain turned into jellyfish -
Bedazzled and with but one wish,
The wish to grab, to grip, to grasp,
To fondle with her bra unclasped

Those orbs so lovely and so nippled.
Our Esteban is fairly crippled
With desire for those two things
That Sarah carries in nylon slings.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

you really should post that on DEVIANTART DOT COM

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Heh!

What do you think of THAT, Mr. BUTTEZ?

Bring your english/lit professor in here and we'll educate HIM.

If Aimless has not astounded you properly, perhaps we could convince Mr. Waterfield to come fourth.
(The topic, Mike, is Sara's tits. I know you know that but I reiterate for people like Rex and Mike Morris who tend to doze off and awaken with a keyboard impression on their foreheads.}

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 06:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ROOM MONITER! Mr. BUTTEZ has stepped on my post. He's supposed to be in bed!

Too bad Dude Steel ain't in on this...His computer died, the rumors that he killed it are totally unfounded...We had a funeral. It was sad but beautiful in a perverse way. I cried all the way to the pub.
*snif* I'll never forget the image of him lying on the pool table, fondling the balls. Just as we were beginning to have a REALLY good time, his wife came in and slapped the hell out of all of us. Out of spite, no one would tell her where his pants were.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 07:24 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Now that's the spirit. Jolly well done all, worth a couple of rounds, at least.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 09:36 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Hey, Matt?

Could I have a Guiness this time?

That damned Kool-Aid just seems inapropriate for a man my age.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 11:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Why is it men so willingly go
To places where eroticism flow;
To imagine aloud some poor girl's tits
And how they feel in your greedy mitts?

Why not leave such luscious thought
To private affairs and day dreams short?
A boyfriend has this Sarah girl,
So what's the true motive of Esteban's hurl?

This might be fair had she laughed at his prick
In a blog somewhere, stated the length of his dick.
So all her friends could laugh and joke
Writes poems too about this bloke.

Sorry for being such a post killer
Could have been easier just to add my filler.
To me it seemed a little unjust
Without Sarah here, to add my lust.

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 18:38 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I can't be certain, but if I were her tits, I'd feel embarrassed at being the subject of so much chatter and doggerel.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 21:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Perhaps her tits would rather not be excluded from the conversation. Afterall ... it is rude to stare at someone and not to talk ...

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 21:35 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Tsk. Tsk. It seems no one here understands the poetic Muse.

When Robert Herrick wrote of "Cynthia", he wasn't referring to some bawd by that name who lived down the lane, but rather his Muse. When Catullus serenaded "Lesbia" he was doing the same. When Keats wrote of "La Belle Dame sans merci", it wasn't a mash note for some floozy named Fanny, but a cri d'couer(sp?) for his Muse.

It so happens that Esteban cannot properly respond to a Muse unless her name is "Sarah", and so, out of courtesy, I substituted that name for that of Fluella del Toboso my own darling one, to whom this poem was covertly addressed.

A gentleman knows these things without being told. But we live in Philistine times and we must make concessions to that sad fact.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 22:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Cri de coeur

A une Damoyselle malade


Ma mignonne,
Je vous donne
Le bon jour;
Le séjour
C'est prison.
Guérison
Recouvrez,
Puis ouvrez
Votre porte
Et qu 'on sorte
Vitement,
Car Clément
Le vous mande.
Va, friande
De ta bouche,
Qui se couche
En danger
Pour manger
Confitures;
Si tu dures
Trop malade,
Couleur fade
Tu prendras,
Et perdras
L'embonpoint.
Dieu te doint
Santé bonne,
Ma mignonne.

Clément Marot

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 23:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Sarah's breasts are fair indeed
but I prefer her hairy feeet
Her greasy locks, her two wall eyes
The fetid reek betwixt her thighs
I pull my hair. I weep. I sigh
But she will never bid me hie
me thither for her cleft tongue
Speaketh not though it smells of dung.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 23:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

On a not unrelated note, is the proper pronunciation of BUTTEZ "boo-tay" or something near? If so, I'm going to shake, shake, shake his BUTTEZ and see what develops.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 01:36 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Sarah's breasts are fair indeed
but I prefer her hairy feeet
Her greasy locks, her two wall eyes
The fetid reek betwixt her thighs
I pull my hair. I weep. I sigh
But she will never bid me hie
me thither for her cleft tongue
Speaketh not though it smells of dung.

you be walkin on thin ice homeboy

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

On a not unrelated note, is the proper pronunciation of BUTTEZ "boo-tay" or something near? If so, I'm going to shake, shake, shake his BUTTEZ and see what develops.

no

it is pronounced ʁaɪç

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 06:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

philistine.

I prefer culturally open minded.

I could even say culturally politically correct.

But that would be incredibly philistinian of me.

So perhaps I wont say any of those things at all.

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Whyever not, it only adds to the debate. And seeing as how we're waxing poetic, and seeing as how Estebean seems to being seeing this poor girl only as a sequence of seperate parts...

I. NAMING OF SARAH'S PARTS

To-day we have naming of Sarah's parts. Yesterday,
We had daily cleaning of Sarah. And to-morrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing Sarah . But to-day,
To-day we have naming of Sarah's parts. Japonica
Glistens like coral in all of the neighboring gardens,
And to-day we have naming of Sarah's parts.

This is the lower sling Sarah. And this
Is the upper sling Sarah, whose use you will see,
When you are given your slings. And this is the piling Sarah,
Which in your case you have not got. The branches
Hold in the gardens their silent, eloquent gestures,
Which in our case we have not got.

This is the Sarah-catch, which is always released
With an easy flick of the Sarah. And please do not let me
See anyone using his finger. You can do it quite easy
If you have any strength in your Sarah. The blossoms
Are fragile and motionless, never letting anyone see
Any of them using their finger.

And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the Sarah. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early Sarahs are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Sarah.

They call it easing the Sarah: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your Sarah: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-Sarah, and the point of Sarah,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the Sarahs going backwards and forwards,
For to-day we have naming of Sarah's parts.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 08:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

sarah has a great personality ok

thats what attracted me to her in the first place

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 09:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

aw

it's good she's got nice tits though, too

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 11:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

There is much consolation to be drawn from this thought.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

As a man of action, I'm sure Herr Buttez would prefer to draw his consolation through other means than thought.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 18:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

exaaaactly

and she is wearing a lower cut top today because it is a warm day in adelaide town and they look HUGE

in fact she is only several meters away from me

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 17 November 2005 03:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Several meters? Sounds like so much wishful thinking to me, sirrah. unless your arms are several meters longer than mine.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 06:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

well we were in the college computer room and it was REAL BUSY so we couldnt sit together and she had to sit next to j-dawg because they were doing an assignment together but she wasnt far

anyway i was sitting next to nat who is THE SPUNKY SURFER CHICK FROM VICTOR HARBOR

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 17 November 2005 08:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Wait. What kind of prosody are we talking about here? How many feet does she have and what kind? Does she have a caesura after the ictus of her third foot?

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:02 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I wonder what j-dawgs opinion of her tits is? Does he concur re: their unbridled fabulosity? Maybe j-dawg covets them for himself, or herself, as the case may be? Further investigation is necessary, a broad consensus must be acquired. A coalition of the willing, if you will.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

What you require, my dear Esteban, is a greater propinquity to the subject(s) 'at hand', not to mention a greater lingual and tactile familiarity.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

If you guys are not careful with all this help you are providing, you will all be called "homeboy" soon (I can only guess this is not intended as a term of endearment).

MSW (MSW), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Notice the devil-may-care look of non-chalance and bemusement with which I countenance the awful fate of being addressed as 'homeboy'. I've been called so many worse things.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

My goodness.
Who would have thought that Sarah's tits would elicit as many responses as this.
Sarah? Please show us your tits so we can make our judgements and put this thing to rest.
No one will really touch them...This is cyberspace you know.

Zen Clown, Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I nominate Esteban to be Sarah's Tit Butler, allowing him to dust them once a day, while wearing white cotton gloves.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I think you might want to specify the rest of his attire, Aimless, lest he show up in a state of near total dishabille save for the gloves.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I suggest that he wear white gloves and an apron...nothing else.

ESTEBAN? Come into my parlour...

(This TIT thing has gotten totally out of hand.

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

(Hey Zen? You're drunk on your ass again, aren't you.)

I'm "pissed as a fart".

*raises shirt*

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 00:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

what. no.

j-dawg has his own girlfriend who has a tounge stud and is doing a counselling course

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 05:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

What's her personality like?
Or her tits?

Matt (Matt), Friday, 18 November 2005 09:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ever since that top she wore on thursday they seem to be bigger

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Friday, 18 November 2005 13:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"She has a lot of, uh, 'personality'."

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 November 2005 14:54 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Bursting with it, yeah, even to overflowing with the milk of human whatsis.

Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:30 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

If only they could make male underware of the same material as J-Dawg's girlfriend's top.

"My, how you've grown since you started wearing your new y-fronts!"

MSW (MSW), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Mr. BUTTEZ? Do we know each other?
'Seems we may have shared back row seats after being eliminated early at the national spelling bee.
I should be forgiven for mistaking my father's sister for an insect but you should have known better than to spell "A sixty minute increment of time" as a 'whoure'.
Oh, sure, we're not as witty or knowledgeable as some folks on this forum, but I bet I can fart louder than Matt can.

Zen Clown, Friday, 18 November 2005 23:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

this thread has been mocked by an administrator

Matt (Matt), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Matt,

I think this thread deserves far more than mere mockery.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

perhaps an overture for the success of Sarah's overt bosom, maybe followed by an ovation?

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:47 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I serously doubt that Sarah, if, indeed, that is her real name, would appreciate this base banter about her breasts.

Sarah? If you will come into my parlour, bare yourself, and let me gaze upon and fondle your breasts, I will report back to this forum and perhaps put this thing to rest.
Pay no attention to the video camera, dear. It is simply for documentation.
As objective as I attempt to be...I suspect that I am regarded as being full of shit.

Between the four of us, you and I and your tits, perhaps we can all gain some credibility.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Tis a grand and noble gesture from Zen to take upon himself such a responsibility on our collective behalf.
P.S. make sure the llamas are well secured beforehand
Let the fondling commence!

Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:43 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Sarah is a wall, and her breasts are like towers.

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

sarah is indeed real and i can give you a full rundown of tha esteban buttez krew if you like

if sarah found out i think she might be a little annoyed with me but she wont be too upset BUT SHE ISNT GOING TO FIND OUT

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 14:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Can Sarah, poor thing, not read?

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

she isnt going to google for her tits any time soon

well she might but you know this could be any sarah's tits

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:02 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

this could be any sarah's tits

Indeed, provided the Sarah in question is also a twenty year old college student in Adelaide in Western Australia, who wore a lower cut top and sat next to j-dawg at a computer lab on Thursday November 17, 2005 and who has a twenty-seven year old boyfriend. This narrows the field somewhat.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Adelaide in Western Australia

oh no

now you have caught me like a rat in a trap

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:40 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it is a warm day in adelaide town

Petard courtesy of the boo-tay boy. But come now, sirrah, don't be down in the mouth; summer is right around the corner. The divine Ms. S shall no doubt be but one among the sorority of the scantly clad. Buff up, buff up, buff up and play the game!

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

[list of IRL phone numbers removed]

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

haha there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide!!

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:32 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Note to self: Adjust for windage and elevation.

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Obviously, BUTTEZ, you are not majoring in Proper English. What, may I ask, IS your major, Sir? If it is "sandbox" make up a lie.
Quantum physics might impress me.

This business of "tits" has obviously enticed us to revisit our naughty childhood but most of us come around to remember that we are grownups now.

(Perhaps you assume too much, Zen.)

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ah but maybe i am majoring in proper english and typing like the this for IRONY

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 11:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Ah, Zen, let us cull from your commodious list those names not likely to be the Sarah we seek. As a student, we may safely eliminate the employees of the uni. As a 20 year old, I think we may safely eliminate the PhD and post grad students, too. This leaves us with this itty-bitty list (and not coincidentally, emplaces a second full-name reference so that, should Sarah google her name, she is more likely to find herself here).


[irl phone numbers removed]

Now we make work at the [view] and see what we may at our liesure.

As for EB's disclaimer: there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide; I think we may assume that EB, at least, would not make much of a seminarian or Bible student, so we may disregard the more denominational schools.

The U of Adelaide is the big dawg in that city and the most fair pickings. It is also renowned for its computer sciences programs. Given EB's sad command of the language and his attachment to computers, we, the Holmes's of the world, might take heart that we are on the true scent and EB is but dragging a red herring across his all-too-obvious path.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

As a sage individual once said to me: everything about the internets is deadly serious. As another person somewhere said, "loose lips sink ships - and are also indispensible for blowing raspberries."

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Computers are popular in all walks of life these days!

And I think you should apologise to the University of SA and Flinders University for running down them down in a roundabout sort of way.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Yes. Flinders Uni in particular I could imagine most perturbed. Being that they fancy themselves as a medical school and all. Adelaide was my old stamping ground as a teenager EB. And on one occassion I do remember finding consciousness in the most unusual place ... under the pool table in Victor Harbour ... I think the pub was called the crown or some such thing. It has been many years since I have been there tho ... use to surf Waitpinga in my more conscious moments

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 20:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

So a pre-med who has been blown into Flinders has actually fullfilled his or her dreams? How odd.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 24 November 2005 00:36 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

yo it is called the crown and all the victor inbreds hang around there i think

anyway i believe flinders thinks of itself as a leftist agitprop factory. but maybe thats because i know a girl who is on the student union there.

ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!, Thursday, 24 November 2005 03:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
the question should be....ARE THEY REAL!!

Saddam the cab driver, Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

[smacks his forehead and looks chagrinned]

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
i love you god

liligod, Wednesday, 4 January 2006 04:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

god, sir, knows when the sparrow falls and numbers the hairs on your head. He also takes notes when you cop a feel. Not for self-instructive purposes, either.

Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

five months pass...
But where does he stand on tits?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

And furthermore, how many angels can dance on a tit?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 13:44 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm sure that God has the common decency of the average deity never to stand on tits, Matt. Really!

The real subject of inquiry, in my case at least, is how tits dance on angels.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I would imagine that it depends largely on how tight their tops are.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:16 (twelve years ago) Permalink

If you give them enough drinks they get pretty tight.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:42 (twelve years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

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Heave Ho, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 05:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Great thread

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 December 2007 23:20 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Hypnotic, even.

Michael White, Thursday, 13 December 2007 15:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I don't know. Some days I think Sarah's tits have been done to death. On other days I think we could squeeze a bit more out of them.

Aimless, Saturday, 15 December 2007 02:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

HEAVE HO IS A FATTEY RETARD VI4RGIN WHOS THINKS DTITAYS FEEEL LIKE SANDBAGS

strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 09:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Don't yours?

Aimless, Sunday, 16 December 2007 19:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

MY MY THEY DO YES

strgn, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

what a beautiful thread

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warmsherry, Saturday, 22 December 2007 23:19 (eleven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Good news! Great tits cope well with warming.

Michael White, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:37 (ten years ago) Permalink

Cheep joke. Keep up the good work.

Aimless, Saturday, 10 May 2008 00:06 (ten years ago) Permalink


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