IMPORTANT ADMIN: AAD to become lower register only

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Just a trial period, so lets be cool.

In order to combat the shrill cloamour of voices which have been assaulting the ears of the regulars with their intense high pitch, AAD will, for two months, trial a new system wherein all posts are to be made in a rich basso-profundo.

That'll show 'em.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 27 August 2005 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Those of us who are not equipped with an adam's apple the size of a melon, lungs like leather, and side whiskers endued with the pleasing musk of sweat (I am thinking of Anna and CJ), shall be given a special dispensation, so long as they manage to achieve a warm contralto and produce, upon application, a certificate proving they have breasts.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 27 August 2005 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I can swim the breast stroke, will that do?

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a rather irritatingly girly voice, so I don't think I could manage basso-profundo even if I really tried. I do have one of those voice-changing megaphone thingies which makes my voice sound like a robot's though, so perhaps that will do.

I do have breasts, and quite lovely they are too, but if you think I'm showing anybody those OR my susstificate you have another think coming. Perverts.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Come, come CJ, we've all seen your 'susstificate' as you like to call it, it's been all over the internet now, along with the paris hilton video.

As for myself, I hope I can manage to dull the shrillness of my voice, but as for my breasts I'm happy to give you a list of names for folk who will testify as to the existence of those cumbersome beasts.

― Anna. (Anna.), Sunday, 28 August 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Ah, CJ.

I don't think of your breasts all that much but when I allow my imagination to run wild...

I can see you topless...on a beach...running towards me...

Oh...wait...that wasn't me...nevermind.

― Zen Clown, Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I am so glad we've finally turned this conversation fully and finally to breasts and their many talents.

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I have a rather irritatingly girly voice

I have evidence to the contrary though, sadly, no breast proofs.

Perverts?! Perverts?! I, I, I, oh well. I suppose she knows of what she speaks.

Also, Anna, while I recognize it is your right to refer to your breasts as you wish, I think it very poor form to refer to them as 'cumbersome' as that's an adjective which almost invariably makes me think of tea sandwiches and greek salad and the fish course and, while all of these are indubitably good things, I do not want them associated with breasts, you see.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 29 August 2005 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I refer to them as cumbersome because they are, of course, shaped like some cucumbers. In future I will refrain from referring to my breasts as having any vegetable or fruit like qualities.

― Anna. (Anna.), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I won't mind fruit references as long as it's not darien or pineapple or bananas.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Silent upon a peak in Darien?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 1 September 2005 04:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Me? The chatterbox? Unlikely. Say, look at that immense ocean!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

May I say a few words about breasts?
I am a man, therefore my breasts are rather insignifcant...
I had a rather extroadinary (sp?)experience yesterday.
I was visiting a neighbor and their neighbor was there with her new child. She was redheaded and intelligent...too young for me...kinda like CJ. (She wasn't as pretty as CJ.)
She let me hold the month-old child. I said "This boy is hungry."
She took him from me and opened her blouse and held him to her breast.
At that point I felt myself to be in the presents of a God.

Well...There is probably no point to this...except...

We, us men, like to look at tits wheras those of us who posess some modicum of civilization see breasts. Breasts that serve a biological function. Beautiful, beautiful breasts...

(Marty? You are seriously drunk.)

Yeah, well, fuck it.

― Zen Clown, Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Who has breasts like Durian??? Not even a hedgehog I bet. Furthermore, no breasts smell like durian, regardless of personal hygene. Now, other parts of the body are a different matter altogether.

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Who has breasts like a Durian?

Would that be "A picture of Durian Gray"??

― Geoffrey Judge ( Ivor Feltersnatch), Friday, 2 September 2005 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeeze.

― Zen Clown, Friday, 2 September 2005 11:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Louise

― C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 14:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Furthermore, no breasts smell like durian, regardless of personal hygene

I hate to quibble, but if you rub durian on them, they do.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I hate to bark like a dog, but WOOF. That's a WOOF, I say.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 2 September 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Waise high the woofbeams, cawpentew.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE WAHT IT MADE YUO CUNTS HAHAH CARNT SPOT ME

― RANLESS, Monday, 5 September 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Rubbing durian on your chest produces savage breast.

― MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Excuse me?

Did I detect an utterence from The Amazing Randy?

― Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

No. You detected an utterance from someone latching onto a deeply tired ILE meme. Then they made a swear.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

This thread needs more durian.

― Aimless, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Your wish is my command........ within limits.

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― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 11 October 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link

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― Heave Ho, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

It needs more durian on breast fetish posts, is what it needs.

― Michael White, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

can i see boobies

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Unless you are blind, you have only to peek inside your shirt. If this is no thrill to you, now you know something more about women than you knew a few minutes ago.

― Aimless, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

And so the sum of human knowledge grows. Which, broadly speaking, is probably a good thing.

― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 08:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I always thought "lower register" meant "courser mode of diction". Which, naturally, would be an unusual vernacular development for the AAD aesthetes. Innit.

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Matt, especially 'broadly' speaking.

― Michael White, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

*coarser

(Dunno WHAT I was thinking of when I wrote 'courser', although racing dogs is an evident possibility.)

― Just got offed, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Ahem. In basso-profundo, if you please.

Michael, naturally.

― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

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