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Therefore, he may continue at his prior age for all time.

Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 05:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Rumor has it that he's been walking backwards for the last week in an attempt to get younger.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Sonofabitch! Why couldn't this have happened, say, ten years ago?

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

For years I have believed I was a Sagittarian but apparently I'm a Ophiuchi. Is this a good or ill thing? Can I now qualify for being a made man?

http://www.rednova.com/news/display/?id=112654

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 21 December 2004 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Naw...

That's the effect of that helium breeze. Try wearing earplugs and wrap your head in aluminum foil.

I don't know if you're a "made man" but you're a space cowboy for sure.

(Dude Steel told me to say that.)

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

No, I'm 'Maurice'.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

As long as you know where it's at.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

B b but i don't have two turntables and a microphone.

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link

four years pass...

have at it

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:24 (ten years ago) link

all salutations to be appropriate to AAD noblesse

like having an eternal kazoo in your underwear (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (ten years ago) link

What a delightfully popular revive. ;)

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:25 (ten years ago) link

Is your birthday the 21st, Michael? If so, it is the same as Joseph Stalin, Heinrich Böll and the best man at my wedding.

Tlön, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 02:02 (nine years ago) link

No, it's the 15th; Bill of Rights day.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:24 (nine years ago) link

(late) happy birthday then!

WmC, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 15:32 (nine years ago) link

4 years pass...

is a frankly terrifying phrase

a belated happy birthday MW

Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:19 (nine years ago) link

Thanks!

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:23 (nine years ago) link

Ha! I couldn't work out from the start of the thread whether this was premature or not. Another untimely HB from me too then.

You treat your step-mother with respect, Pantera (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 19:59 (nine years ago) link

Bon anniversaire en retard, mon ami.

Lord Soto Odin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 20:20 (nine years ago) link

You have the same birthday as two great piano players: Eddie Palmieri, who just turned 73, and Barry Harris, who just turned 80.

Lord Soto Odin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:35 (nine years ago) link

Considering their ages, it is I who have theirs.

l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 23:48 (nine years ago) link

To a man of M. White's stature, high position and low angle of incidence, birthdays are mere bagatelles, whimsical calendrical spokeshavings which mean nothing - apart from providing an occasion for witty repartee with the doorman and an extra large tip for the hat check girl, a la Frank Sinatra.

Aimless, Thursday, 17 December 2009 01:56 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

two weeks late but have at it

bottle of petrus 81 to the locquacious francophile in the corner

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:55 (eight years ago) link

May your malts ferment, your oysters pearl and Leeds United make it painless for the rest of us

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:57 (eight years ago) link

lol americans choosing football teams vmnic

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:58 (eight years ago) link

Ned's choice of Gillingham may just have dear Michael pipped, I feel. At least Leeds have a certain decadence to them these days.

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 17:59 (eight years ago) link

Gills were very much an up and coming team in the late 90's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:28 (eight years ago) link

The Whites are orginally from Yorkshire...

Please fetishize responsibly (Michael White), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (eight years ago) link

now is the winter of our discontent

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:37 (eight years ago) link

showing his bnp colours now imo

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:39 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

Happy Birthday! 8)

youn, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 00:39 (six years ago) link

The Whites are orginally from Yorkshire...

I did a GIS on "yorkshire whites" and this was the first result:

http://idesigniphone.net/wallpapers/02056.jpg

You don't look a day over five weeks.

Aimless, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 01:18 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

I thought I'd revive this early and beat the rush. I'm sure the departed Mr. White won't mind.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 04:58 (three years ago) link

I miss him

Οὖτις, Saturday, 17 September 2016 05:18 (three years ago) link

He was an ornament to ILX. At least that is how I interpreted the small wire loop on top of his head.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 September 2016 18:03 (three years ago) link

He was super nice to us that one time we came to SF and actually managed a FAP.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Saturday, 17 September 2016 21:03 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

According to Google, whose word is law in such matters, this thread continues to be the only place on the world wide web containing all three words: whimsical calendrical spokeshavings.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:33 (one year ago) link

Spokeshavings?!

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:14 (one year ago) link

What else would be created when using a spokeshave to shave a spoke?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 July 2018 00:44 (one year ago) link


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