It's CJ's birthday!

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I wish I could be there in person, CJ, in case you get "pissed as a fart".

Happy birthday, kiddo.

Marty

(If this is NOT CJ's birthday, disregard this post)

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

If this is not CJ's birthday, I will disrespect this post. I will fold, spindle and mutilate it, spit on it, kick sand in its face, leer at it, pull its nose and flip its necktie.

However, on the thinly grounded assumption (Zen Clown once swore in an affadavit that he played the lead role in I am Curious - Yellow) that this might in fact be CJ's birthday, then I send my best wishes via this post and shall be sending a pot-bellied pig via express-raft as a token of my fond regard.

By the time it arrives I expect it shall either have recovered or else cost nothing in food, shots and general upkeep - either way, the perfect gift. I suggest CJ take it for daily walks along the High Street. A rhinestone collar would suit her very well - the pig, not CJ - as this would only cement her reputation for beauty and fashionability - CJ's, not the pig's.

Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Thank you so much, it is indeed my birthday. I would type a lengthy post telling you how overcome with emotion I am by all this (Zen, you are so sweet to start a thread for me) (and Aimless, I love pot bellied pigs v much, how did you know?) but I am A BIT DRUNK and keep slipping off my chair.

I am very happy though :)

C J (C J), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I raise my glass in a toast ***clink*** To good health and much happiness, may you find yourself amongst friends where ever you may travel! Thank You, for being You!

Happy Birthday CJ

I am going to go listen to the story of "McCavity the Cat" and "Spokeshave" in your honor.

еdë §téè£, Monday, 22 November 2004 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish you wouldn't listen to those, еdë. Elsewhere on the innernet, someone heard my voice and immediately started telling everyone I sounded very West Country, a bit like Worzel Gummidge (he's a scarecrow off the telly) so now I am so incredibly self-conscious about the way I sound that I'm never going to speak again (some may say that this is a Good Thing).

C J (C J), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Good lord! The happiest birthday to you, madame, how's your head?

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
Happy Birthday, lady. I hope you and your family are well today. All my best, beautiful.

M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh my, oh my!

This almost slipped by!

Happy birthday, my dear,

have a wonderful year.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link

CJ

I would very much like you to have a happy birthday.

If you do not have a happy birthday I'm not sure I could cope, I would foam at the mouth, shout inanities and profanities. I would scare local animals and children, I would be taken down by a police marksman. It would "get ugly"

So have a happy birthday

(you fabulous thing, you)

Love and hugs

Matt

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 08:01 (fifteen years ago) link

ooo ... I just love birthdays. Have a good one CJ.

a mindless bit of trivia for the occassion ...

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula".

StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 09:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Thank you everybody! I'm having a really lovely day involving birthday cake and glasses of wine, and I shall be going to see the Harry Potter movie this evening, geek that I am.

Thanks for your good wishes - you are all so kind :)

C J (C J), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I love cake, especially a nice big Victoria Sponge from M&S. Happy Birthday indeed!

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude Steel's inevitable demise will be one year closer on the 30th.

Mrs. Steel, keep wearing that gas mask to bed and keep those insurance premiums paid. Perseverence will pay in the long run.

I heard from our beloved Rex today. He is still alive and is quite apologetic about it.

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey, CJ?

Re those glasses of wine: You aren't going to see Harry Potter while "potted" are you?

(That is SO lame.)

It's OK. CJ is a good sport and given the time difference between us, she'll be "pissed as a fart" by the time she reads this.

Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
Madame, je vous souhaite le meilleurs des anniversaires.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Even le meilleur

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 04:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Am I really another year older and wiser? The old tempus certainly does fugit.

Thank you for reviving my birthday thread, Michael! I'm having a lovely day, which has started wonderfully with cake and coffee but which will be slightly spoiled by having to do some work at some point.

I'm being taken out for dinner tonight (at a place owned by Marco Pierre White, no less) so hurrah for me and no cooking this evening! Always a treat, that.

Thanks again for the birthday wishes, gang. Means a lot. :)

C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link

(Which MPW gaff?) I reiterate my fondest wishes, obv. Send us your work to do. I can't gurantee I'll do it, and I can't guarantee I'll have the faintest idea what it entails, but it won't be your fault, do you see?

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

It's one of his "country pubs", which he bought earlier this year.

http://www.thetalkhouse.co.uk/

(The venison in bitter chocolate sauce sounds horrible, but is actually very nice)

C J (C J), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno. Anybody with the initials M()W should generally be avoided. I hope it's good, though. Venison in bitter chocolate sounds vaguely like a mole sauce, which sounds quite delicious.

M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday CJ! Hope it has been a great one!

еdë §téè£ (еdë §téè£), Thursday, 23 November 2006 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link

CJ Ramone died and the world didn't really notice, did they? He wasn't a real Ramone, anyway.

Bobby Ganush Banned In ILE, Noise Board, Etc. (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 23 November 2006 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link


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