You know who you are...........

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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't by the last. And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering......

"Dave, you're a Veterinarian...."


еdë §téè£, Monday, 3 November 2003 23:13 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Are you doing NaNoWriMo too?

Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 3 November 2003 23:55 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

He's way behind on his daily word-count, if he is.

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 16:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I'm having a National Verb Moment:-

Identify

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:25 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"You know who you are."

No. No I don't.

This bra is too big and these tires are too small.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:14 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

*Pauses, places hand over heart, thinks of verbs, bows head, ect.*

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 05:25 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

HI DERE

Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:06 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

YO HOW'S IT HANGIN', RAND? HOW'S THE SHED?

Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 13:01 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

He's amazing.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:51 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

DAMN RIGHT! AND HOWZ DEM OLE CLOVES FARMERS IN DA HOUSE? LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DEM CLOVZ!

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 02:43 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

My-o-My,

I never expected such a hugh turn out.

I'll just go into the kitchen and whip up another batch of Pralines.

Jack Daniels is on the bar...... Make him get down please.

еdë §téè£, Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:09 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

This is all amazing, simply amazing.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Then again, you're very easily impressed, aren't you, Marty Mart? Remember that gypsy that got you to follow him around for fifteen years just because he was holding a sparkler?

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:45 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Mrs. Henty?

Paul is picking on me again!

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 20:34 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

And it wasn't a sparkler, mister smartypants, it was a Magic Wand and it only sparkled when he was using it.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 6 November 2003 23:16 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It wasn't a magic wand, it was his finger dipped in glitter.

еdë §téè£, Friday, 7 November 2003 00:46 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It wasn't his finger dipped in glitter, it was the transmission system from a 1973 Trabant.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:56 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Well,

that was a good year for Trabants...

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:19 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Thats not a 1973 Trabant, why the big pause?

Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:18 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Throw him a polo

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:44 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

THAT'S a mighty BIIIIIG polo, why the long face?

еdë §téè£, Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:28 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I'm Alanis Morrissette.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 9 November 2003 13:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

ten years pass...

I'm Alanis Morrissette.
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