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In Ad 2101
war was beginning. "WHat happen?" "Somebody set us up the bomb."
"We get signal."
"Main screen turn on."

//How are you gentlemen?//
//All your base are belong to us.//
"What you say?"
//you have no chance to survive make your time.//

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Ladies and Gentlemen, the year 2000 called, they want their internet fad back.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 24 October 2003 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 25 October 2003 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 25 October 2003 00:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Duh?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 25 October 2003 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Have we snapped him?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 27 October 2003 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I would like to say a few words in memory of Eric Lynch. He was as good a lad as ever laced his shoes too tight in a futile effort to supply his brain with more blood. Blood! He would cry. Blood for pity sake! My brain must have it! (He was a big one for ejaculations of this sort.) But however much we fed him on blood pudding, blood sausage or Bloody Marys, his brain shriveled like a bug on a hot skillet. Sad like, it was.

But did Eric Lynch complain? Not a bit of it. He bore up like a wooden leg. Never a complaint passed his lips here on Ask A Drunk. You may search his writings like a baboon grooming his betters and find no word of complaint. He cast defiance in the teeth of rapid, progressive brain death. To look at what he wrote you'd scarcely believe he had a care in the world or a thought in his head. This was noble in one so young, so tender, so precious.

And now he is gone. Eric Lynch is gone from us. Never again will we hear his girlish giggle or see him flounce his little idea things. Farewell and adieu, Eric Lynch, and bon voyage to your next life.

― Aimless, Monday, 27 October 2003 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Next.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 October 2003 09:13 (nineteen years ago) link

he blowed up real good. sticky sweet.

― hurley (hurley), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Here's a thought:- why was the TV series of Polergeist absolutely no fucking good whatsoever? If they'd made the focus of the series Kane from P2 and brought in some wierd shit like in Sliders then I'd have a lovely reason to stay in on a Thursday night.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Because all TV series based on movies suck, its a universal law like gravity or that one about toast. Just like all animated series based on movies suck, apart from that Ghostbusters one, the 1st one not the "extreme" one.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

And SeaQuest DSV. How about one of the crew is an "adept"? A small child of almost infinite psychic ability, who remains mute and emotionless until called upon? No. We get Roy fucking Schneider looking all pensive and male. Rubbish.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't forget the always present annoying young american teenager and that fucking dolphin.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

You need a reason to stay in on Thursday night?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 14:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I was going to say that, but thought better of it.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 15:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I love dolphins.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

They hate you.

not really.

Actually they do.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, a lot of you are hopeless. Actually, I was out of town for a few days and now I'm back. Yes Aimless, you really ARE hopeless.

― Eric Lynch (Lynch), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you remember where you were? Could you find it again?

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 28 October 2003 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Not for nothing was Aimless voted "most likely to light up the souls of countless millions with his boundless hope" three years running at his alma mater, Hope High (motto: "Everything's gonna be just fine"). Aimless' devotion to the cause of limtless optimism has led him into a spectacular career running and off-track book at Haydock, wherein he assures me "the weirdest odds are the fun ones for cash you bet". and who am I to argue with him?
Aimless is the man who once ploughed a field and planted it with coins, reasoning "If nothing else, I have a field full of coins."
Aimless signifies hope for us all, even you, Mr Lynch. ESPECIALLY you.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 29 October 2003 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

In reply to Eric Lynch I can only repeat what they say: best to laugh last than be he who laughs inordinately or otherwise.

― Aimless, Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I like laughing last, but only if done hysterically.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 3 November 2003 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Since I was born in the spring of '46, I'm betting that I have the distinction, on this list, at least, of having the "first" laugh.

I know, I know. I've heard the rumors about Rex and Aimless playing "strip" cribbage in T.E. Lawrence's tent but I don't believe them. (It is also rumored that "Tommie" was known to cheat and have his opponents naked in a thrice or pretend to lose...what a rascal...)

What was the question? Oh, yes...Never tighten wing-nuts with a tool. As Matt knows all too well, if you can't get them out of that device in a hurry, you may have a mess to clean up.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 3 November 2003 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

five years pass...

Since I was the spring of distinction, on this least, of the "first" rumors in Lawrence's opponents, I know I don't believe the question

Rex, known to wing-nuts and a tool out of that device, in a hurry, rumored that I've heard to clean up the '46

...what a rascal...

― bamcquern, Saturday, 19 September 2009 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Your message has become garbled in transmission. Pease cry a grin.

― Aimless, Monday, 19 October 2009 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, October 28, 2003 3:38 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ this person was awesome.

― ian, Sunday, 6 December 2009 04:45 (thirteen years ago) link

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