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Why is it that, whenever one fails to pay attention for five minutes, something always happens? Or, if you take your eye off the ball ( and apologies if this sounds even vaguely sport related) the ball then smacks you in the face?

Is it unreasonable to hope for the status quo to be maintained?
I have been absent for seconds, I think, and not only Sean, but now Eric, are rearing their tedious heads. There is a children's book in England, Eric, called Flat Eric. Both a description and a wish.

I will now go on holiday ( smug ) and hope that I can rely on one or two verbal buzzsaws ( and you know who you are) to deal with this.

Weebleman (StillSimon), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I hope you understand that I can't say much.
Seems every time I "go off", I run the risk of being chastised in front of everyone. *sigh*

I envy Bush and Blair. They can slap the shit out of anyone anytime they want and special interest groups supply them with free bananas.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 20 October 2003 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

lynskey -- i thought you had five nasal tendrils. did you lop one off at a pie eating contest or lose one to a rival fighting for a mate?? or perhaps you are just sucking on one of your tendrils in the above photogravura?

also, why are you in claw-cuffs?? you promised us you'd get a REAL moile license!!

hurley (hurley), Thursday, 23 October 2003 13:11 (fifteen years ago) link

No, no and no.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:37 (fifteen years ago) link

[Twirls moustache.] Then I shall tie you to the RAILROAD TRACKS! [Glints eye. Twice.]

Aimless, Thursday, 23 October 2003 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I suggest that he be forced to read the latest Harry Potter novel...BACKWARDS.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

oh DEAR GOD NO! That's even worse than having to read a book under a severe case of dyslexia! The world is doomed I tell you, DOOMED.

Eric Lynch (Lynch), Friday, 24 October 2003 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

That's the spirit.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 24 October 2003 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i think he means "domed." the doppler effect again. (i wish he just let go of its tail!!)

hurley (hurley), Monday, 27 October 2003 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

Bros be putting this shit song on at the bar is what

calstars, Sunday, 9 June 2019 23:28 (four months ago) link

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