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It's Robin's birthday, let's all tell him what a dick he is.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 26 May 2003 10:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Robin, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're a dick

You are the male organ of copulation and of urinary excretion, comprising a root, body and extremity or glans penis. Your root is attached to the descending portions of the pubic bone by the crura, the latter being the extremities of the corpora cavernosa and beneath them the corpus spongiosum, through which the urethra passes. Your "glans" is covered with mucous membrane and ensheathed by the prepuce or foreskin.

Happy Birthday.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 26 May 2003 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link

And some cheese.

Happy Birthday!

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 26 May 2003 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, Robin!

Here's a list of other important people who share(d) your birthday:

Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin writer/mother of Mary Shelley (1759)
Alexander S Pushkin (1799)
Isadora Duncan (1877)
Al Jolson (1886)
John Wayne (1907)
Sir Matt Busby (1908)
Peter Cushing (1913)
Jay Silverheels (1919)
Peggy Lee (1920)
Miles Davis (1926)
Stevie Nicks (1948)
Lenny Kravitz (1964)
Zola Budd (1966)

(That would be one hell of a party!)

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 May 2003 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jay Silverheels? Who the fuck is Jay Silverheels?

― Pooster (pooster), Monday, 26 May 2003 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Jay Silverheels was the actor who played Tonto, kimosabe.

― C J (C J), Monday, 26 May 2003 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"Uuhg, that right Kimosabe" Tonto

"WWHHEEEEE!!!" Silver

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Wait a minute...I thought this was a party for a dick and now it's getting silly.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 26 May 2003 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

a dick he is a small bit of cowl neck jumper meant to fool the ladies whilst keeping your back front and sides itch free. a dick he is to suave what falsies are to kitten. a dick he, knotted, makes a rough condom in a pinch. a dick he is.

― hurley (hurley), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Touched

― Robin (RJM), Monday, 2 June 2003 13:00 (nineteen years ago) link

that's spelt "teched."

― hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 17:47 (nineteen years ago) link

that's spelt tichedd

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 5 June 2003 08:49 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELESTE!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 1 August 2003 10:40 (nineteen years ago) link

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 1 August 2003 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday, Celeste!

Every time I see you name, I think of this Celeste!

http://www.herald.co.jp/movies/babar/img/celeste.gif

― C J (C J), Friday, 1 August 2003 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

that seems a little unfair- Lynskey promised me that Celeste had the trunk under control. That said, we know that Celeste employs multiple cats to sort the mice out, and we all know how elephants feel about mice

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Friday, 1 August 2003 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

It wasn't meant to be unfair, it was supposed to be nice - I really really like the Babar stories :)

― C J (C J), Saturday, 2 August 2003 06:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I fully intended to say ‘Happy birthday, Celeste!’ before Friday had passed, but the Fates conspired against it. Bona fide gits, the Fates, if you want my opinion.

― Rex (Rex), Sunday, 3 August 2003 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Guess who really hates the Barbar stories.

Guess why.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sorry, Celeste.

― C J (C J), Monday, 4 August 2003 17:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure she won't have taken offence. Jim just likes feeling superior.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Pot. Kettle. Black.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 08:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Saucepan. MacKenzie's. Unwashed.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Saucepan, Soup, Yours.

Wine, Mine, Guzzled.

Rissotto, Mmmm, Impossible.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Thankyou everyone. Even CJ.

I do really really hate the Babar stories though, some librarian once tried telling me I sould be reading them instead of Enid Blyton, which was too advanced for me at 7. I'd never heard of Babar and was hugely insulted when I realized it was a princess elephant.

― celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Wine. Replaced. Better.
Go to the fucking shops.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 00:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Safeway, Sorbet, Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 August 2003 10:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Motorworld, Meths, Equis.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Competitive Edge. Alcopop. Lock Stock and two smoking barrels.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 7 August 2003 12:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Burtons, Budweiser, Bring it on.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Paper, Scissors, Stone.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I like pizza.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Pizza's not bad, yeah-heh, ah-huh

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 7 August 2003 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Until April I had always thought that Robin was a girl. Then Lynksey's Lady Friend sent me a picture of him/

― Sean3 (Sean3), Sunday, 12 October 2003 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Robin is a girl.

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 12 October 2003 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

As we can all see by examining the picture in question.

― Rex (Rex), Monday, 13 October 2003 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Och aye, Matt. Fear not. 'Tis only the wee Seanling of yore, back again to sweeten our days.

― Aimless, Monday, 13 October 2003 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

ATTENTION. MATT AND LYNSK BIRTHDAYS IMMINENT. GIFT SHOWERS REQUIRED. NO PISSING.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 17 October 2003 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Me too! (next month, anyway). Buy me beer, and I will dazzle you with my ability to be slightly entertaining when pissed as a fart.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 18 October 2003 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"NO PISSING"

Fuck, that's my idea out then.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 18 October 2003 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Hzzzzz Brtthhhdy 2 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

ATTN: MATT AND LYNSK BIRTHDAYS NOW GONE. THANK YOU FOR NOT PISSING.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy (belated) birthday to you both!

I was going to play 'Happy Birthday' for you on my melodica, or possibly on an ancient Rolf Harris Stylophone, but this guy does it so much better...

www.kor.dk/borge/happy90.ram

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...

REVIVE!

It's Jarlid's birthday! So here's a picture of a grebe!

http://www.birdingfaqs.com/hungarianbirds/7.great%20crested%20grebe.JPG

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 10:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday Jarlimarly

― celeste (Celeste), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

And again. Happy Birthday Jarl

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy birthday, Jarlid!

May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back...

Aw fuck that. You're one year closer to death. Sorry.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Happy Jarl, birthday!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Thursday, 26 February 2004 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurray for Grebes, especially Great Crested Grebe's

to show my appreciation for the sentiments expressed within this thread here's an illicit picture of a heron, natures hat stand.

http://www.geometer.org/bestphotos/heron.jpg

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 26 February 2004 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Hippo birdie, Jarlr'mai!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 February 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

"Buy me beer, and I will dazzle you with my ability to be slightly entertaining when pissed as a fart."

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), October 18th, 2003 3:25 PM.

.................................................................

I'd give a month's pension check to see that.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 26 February 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I would be willing to ante up a little something for that as well!

― Ðµdë §téè£, Friday, 27 February 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

In appreciation of everyone here's a picture of a hovercraft:

Well, hell, if I knew how to do it there would be.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 27 February 2004 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

http://homepages.bw.edu/~jcurtis/hovercraft.jpg

A hovercraft, yesterday.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Friday, 27 February 2004 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Ace!

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 27 February 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

and who is that at the wheel?

― Weebleman (StillSimon), Saturday, 28 February 2004 07:36 (nineteen years ago) link

That's Maude Hoover. She invented those things you know.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 28 February 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

HI DERE

― THE AMAZING RANDY, Saturday, 28 February 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

u shared ur birthday with 19 million people

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

now THAT'S onehell of a party

― johnny fitz (johnny fitz), Monday, 1 March 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Christ. Johnny Fitz and the amazing Randy. AAD is now officially dead.

*tidies up papers, shuts door, shakes head regretfully*

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 5 March 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I've urinated on the door frames to mark my place.

I'm going to the park and watch the young girls. Me and Aqualung.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Friday, 5 March 2004 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

We shall not die, but we shall all be changed... then wander off to take a leak and not find our way back again. Like Lynskey.

― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

But for the grace of Celeste, Lynskey wouldn't be aware of his time zone.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

He's not wrong, you know.

― Matt (Matt), Thursday, 11 March 2004 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

and of course, many happy returns to you, Mr Clown.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 April 2004 09:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Happy Birthday Marty!

― C J (C J), Friday, 9 April 2004 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Happy Clown Birthday. Now start clowning around.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 9 April 2004 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Happy birthday, Adolf!

The current events of 2004 are causing you to be less infamous.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

six years pass...

WHADDYA GOT

― it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

Besides crabs?

― Aimless, Monday, 17 May 2010 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/19/us/19primaries3_337395/19primaries3_337-395-popup.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/05/19/us/19primaries3_337-395/19primaries3_337-395-popup.jpg

― Aimless, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:11 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Ask a Drunk-it

― spoon00, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

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