saddam hussein now for sale on ebay!!

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hurdy gurdy and tin cup included. let's buy him as a group and watch the sheckels roll in!

hurley (hurley), Thursday, 3 April 2003 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not touching it with a bastard bargepole.

Unless of course he brings chips and dip

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 3 April 2003 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Does he come 'singing songs of luuuurve' such as 'Roly-poly, roly-poly, roly-poly'?

If not, I'd get onto Esther Rantzen or that nice Scottish Nicky chap off Watchdog sharpish.

Pooster (pooster), Friday, 4 April 2003 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

IMPORTANT INFO FOR BIDDERS: considering how high the bidding has soared there may be little interest here in any event. however, i wanted to alert people to an important fact. i contacted the seller, and it turns out that saddam runs on the now discontinued 1.5V SRU mercury button cells. these are almost impossible to find now, and illegal to import into the EU. he also smokes a scarce and expensive blend of tobacco. on the upside, his shuffling soft-shoe is just about irresistable . . . .

hurley (hurley), Friday, 4 April 2003 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sold. I bid my guitar, if only to stop Jim playing the riff to "At midnight sometimes" over and over again.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 4 April 2003 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn Right

Matt's Guitar, Friday, 4 April 2003 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

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