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Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 04:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah - In just two months time ilxor will resemble a rubik's cube made of meat, wherein threads will be accessed by marking the cardinal points with goats blood and chanting "Crowley Crowley" followed by the title of the thread you wish to view.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 14:24 (twenty years ago) link

I've scheduled some genital piercings in anticipation.
Not for me, of course.

Matt? Gold or silver?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

one type of meat only?? or will the constituent subcubes be made of various types of meat to provide color variation?? if production has not already begun, i'd humbly suggest that a meat AND cheese RC might be even more popular.

hurley (hurley), Tuesday, 25 March 2003 20:09 (twenty years ago) link

No, no, no. ‘Blog View’ is a charming small guest-house I recently opened to accommodate overnight visitors to Ask A Drunk. Flock wallpaper, en-suite World War One-style latrines, vases filled of Japanese knotweed and a complimentary sachet of Robin McKenzie’s gastric juices on arrival – what more could you ask?

Rex (Rex), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 00:14 (twenty years ago) link

You might ask for the removal of the MacKenzie sachet. Horrible idea.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

I think that, having given it some serious consideration, the piercing will have to be.....hmm...velvet. Yes, I think so, velvet...yes.

Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 26 March 2003 14:38 (twenty years ago) link

(if that doesn't kill this thread I don't know what will)

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

Velvet would be MARVELOUS! I'll send Bruce over with some color swatches and he can take your measurements. He'll have to measure your full "capabilities" of course but he will restore you to normal before he leaves. Normally I would send Babbett but her canker sores have kept her in the office.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 March 2003 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

If anyone's wondering about the appearing and disappearing features, there is a reason for it and it's a bit worrying. We might need contingency plans.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 27 March 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

How about Ask Another Drunk? Does that still work?

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

Hang on a sec...

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:17 (twenty years ago) link

Hmm, it seems to repeatedly crash my browser. How annoying.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 17:18 (twenty years ago) link

I haven't noticed anything "appearing and disappearing".

Does anyone have a link where I can download a longer attention span?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 March 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

Go here, I am sure it will help!

Make your attention span LONGER and STRONGER than ever before right NOW ! !

еdë §téè£, Friday, 28 March 2003 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

five years pass...


carne asada, Monday, 15 September 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

And what does all this have to do with the firbolg, anyway?

Aimless, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 00:19 (fifteen years ago) link

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