At every “wine bar” ever

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Wine bottles of tap water

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:14 (four months ago) link

Gypsy Kings

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:14 (four months ago) link

loool

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2019 20:24 (four months ago) link

wine

ciderpress, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:20 (four months ago) link

a gentleman loser

calstars, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:21 (four months ago) link

people sharing a drink they call loneliness

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2019 21:41 (four months ago) link

guy wearing heavy sweater in the middle of summer.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 08:54 (four months ago) link

japanese/chinese tourist couple.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 08:56 (four months ago) link

nibbles

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2019 09:22 (four months ago) link

nipples

Dark wood/black paint

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:03 (four months ago) link

not very nice stuffed olives, to get specific on the nibbles.

Fizzles, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:24 (four months ago) link

One of the nicest wine bars I ever went to did beautiful home made ravioli as the nibbles.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 July 2019 11:00 (four months ago) link

james willmot-brown

not enough stools.

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:53 (four months ago) link

free in relation to bourgieness:
bread>>>almonds>>>olives>>>caperberries

Yerac, Sunday, 14 July 2019 13:54 (four months ago) link

A pudgy dude in sandals eating a pizza

calstars, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:08 (four months ago) link

people on tinder/hinge/bumble etc. first-dates

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:10 (four months ago) link

several boring cheeses that are available in that little "fancy case" at your local supermarket, served on a board with some salami, a couple olives and maybe some apricot jam or some other bullshit

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:15 (four months ago) link

chalkboard menu with scriptish yet informal looking writing

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:16 (four months ago) link

Glass of wine from $20 bottle: $14

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:17 (four months ago) link

Wanna see some extra fig jam on that charcuterie plate buddy

calstars, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:29 (four months ago) link

Reading this thread I've realized I've got no idea what goes on in wine bars.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:31 (four months ago) link

you can still wing it like i did

ciderpress, Monday, 15 July 2019 22:31 (four months ago) link

I wasn't even sure they still existed.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:32 (four months ago) link

several boring cheeses that are available in that little "fancy case" at your local supermarket, served on a board with some salami, a couple olives and maybe some apricot jam or some other bullshit

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:15 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ey ey steady on this is baby bathwater territory

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 15 July 2019 22:38 (four months ago) link

it doesn’t make sense but... disquieting calm

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 04:49 (four months ago) link

I was at a wine bar Saturday night and the people at the table next to us had a plate of burrata that was so pretty and voluptuous and they didn't touch it for about 20 minutes! I was staring so hard at it that a guy at the table was like "oh, it's very good, thumbs up." I thought he was going to offer me a bite. I would've only been a little embarrassed.

Yerac, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 09:24 (four months ago) link

seltzer

calstars, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 22:12 (four months ago) link

alco

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 22:32 (four months ago) link

"surprising" non-bottle options, e.g. card swipe wine dispenser machine or house wines on tap

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:16 (four months ago) link

a table with absurd wine accessories for sale: travel sized wine aerator, bedazzled foil cutter, thick book about wine, CO2 wine opener, "smart" looking decanter, etc.

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:19 (four months ago) link

no Michigan wines on the menu*

*unless you are at a wine bar in Michigan

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:24 (four months ago) link

Some woman employing hyperbole

calstars, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:25 (four months ago) link

chill downtempo beats with harp samples etc

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 23:28 (four months ago) link

A first date

calstars, Sunday, 21 July 2019 22:44 (four months ago) link

chill downtempo beats with harp samples etc

ahah so true. And kinda weird when you think they've been playing the same kind of ibiza music since... the 90s !
These Cd compilations were well worth it.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 22 July 2019 13:19 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Dude At tha bar drinking scotch
It me

calstars, Monday, 16 September 2019 01:26 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Ace of Base

June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 2 November 2019 02:27 (one month ago) link

underpouring the only beer on the menu

alomar lines, Saturday, 2 November 2019 04:47 (one month ago) link

dogeared table promo stands for a wine you have never heard of, and will never again

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 2 November 2019 06:53 (one month ago) link

aren't you supposed to be asking the drunk a question

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 14:51 (one month ago) link

Right you are. I can attest that the drunk is highly questionable and gives more or less coherent answers, at all stages prior to finally achieving catatonia, and the finality even of this stage is usually temporary. (nudges said drunk experimentally, eliciting mumbles) All good to go!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 November 2019 00:58 (one month ago) link


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