Have you ever been mellow? Have you ever tried?
No? Good! Here's the plan. You distract him with a feint at the speakers with a crowbar. I'll find some hefty galoot to tackle him from behind. I'll stand over here and, um, hold his beer for him. After that, we take over the power tools and improvise.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link