Ask A Drunk has Exploded

Oh, thanks for telling me TOO LATE!
I did google Blammo and have suffered a barrage of bubble gum spam.
To most people that would be a minor annoyance but to me it is highly insulting because I have no teeth.
The last time I attemped to partake of some gum, it resisted my attemt to 'gum' it.

Isn't life strange.