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He's been stuck under a cat for the last eight months. It's not his fault.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 26 March 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course why should it be?

― Ivellinosius M. Nailo, Monday, 28 March 2005 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Because coating yourself in Whiskas Meaty Chunks is just asking for trouble.

― C J (C J), Monday, 28 March 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Some of us are meaty chunks; no extra coating required.

― MSW, Tuesday, 29 March 2005 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

CJ, that sounds dangerously like a chapter title from your memoirs.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it was just some wistful daydreaming.

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 08:54 (twenty-one years ago)

'whiskafull daydreaming'... Bad kitty!

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

what r u people talking about?

― theinin nail, Thursday, 31 March 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The hideous realisation that what with these horrible glossary contractions and a silent faceless international enemy that Orwell's monde-horrible-de-la-pression is now humanitys seau-aliéné-de-porc-de-maintenant.

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Thursday, 31 March 2005 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Alienated Bucket of Now-Pork???

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, LOOK AROUND YOU

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, yes. Quite.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely I am not included in this general look around, but just in case, I have sucked in my tummy and have turned sideways so no one can see me. I might be turning blue.

― MSW, Thursday, 31 March 2005 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing, to think this started out as a conversation of the impending via the collapse of mindless prattle. now god only knows what the hell we are talking about. my opinon on the matter is that this thread is yet another contribution to the endless buillshit that "Ask a Drunk" is centered around.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 4 April 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you making a point or simply making a contribution to the endless bullshit?

― MSW, Monday, 4 April 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not polite to make a point.

― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you're dousing for whisky.

― M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

its not polite to pint. making a point has nothing to do with your politness. making a point isnt good either, but it isnt rude. in truth making a point is pointless. for it doesnt matter how many times you make it there will always be someone who disagrees with you. either way i am merely contributing to the endless bullshit.

― ((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Wherever does one get the idea that AAD is 'centered'?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

In some places you can be arrested for showing your point, and if a point is all you have, then really what is the point of showing your point?

― MSW, Tuesday, 5 April 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Pointless.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

It's like a broken pencil...

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

...or a pencil that's rather blunted.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Or the wrong end of a pencil.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Or either end of a new pencil right out of the box.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Or like this pencil I'm showing you.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok, ok. I know who all of you people are.

I want you all to get completely undressed and stand against the wall.

This is not sexual in any way. I repeat... This is NOT sexual...

CJ? Could you stimulate those nipples somewhat?

Yes, yes,CJ now that you're standing there naked...You probably feel embarrested because you haven't "trimmed" lately.

It's OK. Look at Matt...Red face and a raging erection...naughty boy.

Ok, ok. Get dressed.

Naked humans bore me. Dude Steel and I are shaving a moose. I hope it's a female. I'm not perverse, you know. Shaving a moose is a time consuming process. Bics...Hah! Try one on a moose!

We keep bantering: "Is it male or female?" "Reach down there and see."
"I'm not reaching down there, I wanted a llama. Damn...That Dude Steel person is weird.

Well... the moose got away. If you see a half naked moose...

Dude took my advice and turned from moose to llamas.

The last I heard from him, he was in Peru, looking for love.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah that's Mackenzie

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Peru..... PERU?????

You told me that llamas came from Perdue!

I have spent the last two days trying to convince some Proffessor of animal husbandry that he legally could marry a human and a llama.

― Ðµdë §téè£, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Couldn't you just have your way with an Angora goat in a Welsh heath and be done with it?

― MSW (MSW), Thursday, 7 April 2005 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

That may be sufficient for your you, MSW, but Dude beats to the march of a different camelid.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey guys, I've been in a cryogenic sleep for a while. I was hoping to wake up in a better time but it turns out I just woke up to an even more chaotic world. It's nice to be back.

― Ivellinosius M. Nailo, Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

o.k. did anyone besides me notice zen clown posted?

― theinin nail, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 11:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sssshhhhhh!!! They might notice.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry I was just uh..resting my eyes, yah that's it, resting my eyes. Anyway what's all this about Zen Clown posting?

― Ivellinosius M. Nailo, Monday, 25 April 2005 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Go back to sleep man and leap-frog yourself into the future. When you awake again, you will find us quite long in the tooth, and some even completely toothless. Don't worry; Zen will be back again, like Elvis.

― MSW (MSW), Monday, 25 April 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

...

― Calimaty, Monday, 12 September 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

We get signal...
Main screen turn on...
What?
It's you!...
How are you gentlemen?
All your base are belong to us.

― Calimaty, Monday, 12 September 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

Results 1 - 1 of 1 for hypersolipsistic. (0.17 seconds)

Yet, here it is, appearing twice in a single thread. Coincidence? Hah! Credulity doesn't stretch that far.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Intestines do, though.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

It doesn't any guts to say that.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

'take', that is.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Heave Ho, et. al.
Troutstretcher commisioned me to mention that he has a fairly full and complete archive of Mindless Prattle, with only a few lacunae.

Anyone in contact with him? Does he answer mails? (Is the waitrose address even real?)

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 11 August 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.cpxinteractive.com/2809/53866/133376333943e0edb9ee546.gif

― Heave Ho, Monday, 13 August 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Everyone would lose by association, I suspect.

― Matt, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.matbevel.com/JPEGS/Cast/Aimless.jpg

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.fairplaygames.com/pics/heaveho.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

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