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...or you could drop your low E to D and proceed directly to Soundgarden 'Outshined'.

natlawdp, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

edit: "between your personal contacts and craigslist there should be no problem finding somebody you vibe/DIE with."

sidebar- anybody ever skype guitar lessons?

natlawdp, Friday, 6 January 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol, the guitar is on a stand already but is currently in the back bedroom; I am working up the courage to move it to the living room where I expect my wife will lovingly notice that the wonderful gift she gave me is totally in the fucking way and is going to get knocked over plus it just causes clutter and why do I have to play all the time while she's trying to watch TV, anyway

or maybe I'm just inventing all of that

I did some cursory guitar teacher research and there's something undeniably off-putting about seeing a guitar school with a 20-year-old on their teaching staff, no matter how impressive her performance bio appears to be

I mean, maybe this is totally ageist of me but I do not want to take lessons from someone the age of a hypothetical child I could have had assuming my life had taken a slightly different turn

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

'case kryptonite' - never heard it called that before, but yes, have the guitar and amp set up so that you can pick it up and strum away for ten minutes (which will quickly become two hours but that's another thing).

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 6 January 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

is it wrong that I want to tune the entire guitar a half-step down so I have an instrument that matches my preferred singing range, before I've even learned how to play it

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

you know who tuned a half step down? weezer.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

Eb tuning, very 90s :)

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the more i think about it like every fucking alt rock band used that tuning. it was really annoying.

call all destroyer, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wfu.edu/~breckers/howtoplayguitar.htm

(๑•̀⌓•́๑) (am0n), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

DJP you can learn the songs of metallica's "load"

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah the more i think about it like every fucking alt rock band used that tuning

that's because every fucking alt rock band in the 90s was fronted by a yelpy baritone

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

you should just capo the 11th fret instead

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:29 (fourteen years ago)

Then cut the neck off immediately behind the capo.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure your new teacher, Mick Goodrick, author of The Advancing Guitarist will be very impressed with this instrument

WATERMELON MAYNE aka the seed driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 January 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Eb = Hendrix tuning. Eddie Van Halen too. Stevie Ray too, I think...

natlawdp, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Slash

beachville, Friday, 6 January 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

Have you practiced yet this weekend yet, Dan?

Fanfare for the History Mayne (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 January 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

haha have I practiced yet

I spent 90 minutes Saturday afternoon playing simple songs from my lesson book on strings 1 and 2, including "Jingle Bells" and "Ode To Joy" (which btw was annoying me because the version in the book was super simple and all in half and quarter notes and without the drop down a fourth at the end of the third line, so I started playing it "right" and using the third string as well).

Then, I started playing the C scale during the 2nd half of the Saints game and kept playing it and random songs until the end of SNL.

Then I started working on really incorporating string 3 yesterday for about an hour but my evening shenanigans really did a number on my fingertips and shoulder.

Need to pick a teacher this week.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

. because my new year's resolution is to learn to play the guitar
i need to get a guitar first.
does anyone want to sell me a guitar for cheap?

bene_gesserit, Monday, 9 January 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

talk to jjj, it's kind of like he does that for a living

no wait, it's EXACTLY like he does that for a living

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair i took guitar lessons for about 6 months in high school, but my teacher was a jazz dude, and that's not the kind of guitar i want to learn to play now (plus i don't remember anything).

bene_gesserit, Monday, 9 January 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

Which shoulder hurts, Dan? I have to admit I'm a little confused.

beachville, Monday, 9 January 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

right shoulder

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps one of these arrangements will be more to your liking
http://www.guitarnoise.com/topic/christmas-songs/

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 January 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

Need to pick a teacher this week.

Why not create a poll from the short list and let IMM pick your teacher for you?

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 January 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

ha that is assuming I have a shortlist; as noted upthread, Boston is DROWNING in music teachers

oh and I moved the guitar into the corner of the living room; no fight!

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

How cheap is cheap bene?

blurgh (jjjusten), Monday, 9 January 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

Dan, I assume you acted prudently and looked on craigslist asked your opera buddies for recommendations

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

not yet I haven't, that is today's Facebook project

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

Too bad Peter Frampton found his guitar, bene_gesserit, or maybe you could have bought that one.

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

jjj, under a hundred

bene_gesserit, Monday, 9 January 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

Don't tell Dick Destiny that.

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 9 January 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rondomusic.com/

beachville, Monday, 9 January 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

I have not personally played a Rondo instrument and cannot go to bat for their quality.

beachville, Monday, 9 January 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

Any progress? IMM wants to know.

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

I've started playing the C scale up and down across all 6 strings. I've also solicited friends on Facebook for guitar teacher recommendations and have gotten a couple of good leads; one is a Berklee prof and the other is an NEC grad. Self-instruction wise, I'm up to doing "songs" on the third string but I don't want to go too much further than what I'm doing now without seeing a teacher.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

Which Berklee prof? Freddie?

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

this dude: http://www.berklee.edu/faculty/detail/eric-byers

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

To think I learned by playing along with records :(

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

How old were you when you started?

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

I admit it was tricky having to get up every so often to wind up the gramophone

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

Doesn't work for everyone though - I learned by playing along to records as well and I'm a lousy guitarist!

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

What makes you think I'm not!

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

question: does it make sense to bring examples of the types of things I'm most interested in doing with a guitar into an initial lesson or is that jumping the gun/potentially prejudicing the teacher's ability to show me the fundamentals?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

I don't see what harm it would do

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely do that.

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

xxxpost cos I've heard you play on an ILX comp and you're pretty good?

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:16 (fourteen years ago)

Shucks, I'd forgotten about that

Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)

zomg I just realized that I had completely forgotten to try playing Siouxsie songs

"Night Shift" here I come FUCK THE MOTHERS KILL THE OTHERS

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

Do you have any books with chords in them? As a permanent guitar NOOB myself, I recommend Chords and Progressions for Jazz and Popular Guitar, by Arne Berle for the chords and then one of Rikky Rooksby's guitar books for chords plus arrangements of songs.

TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

my fingers hurt

gbx, Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

went through a bunch of this guy's youtubes, too, the website is v organized: www.justinguitar.com

gbx, Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Came across that website whilst looking for something else. Seems like it might be useful.

Pigbag Wanderer (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 28 December 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

you know, I never got a teacher

I should change that, especially since I picked the guitar back up this week after a LOOOOOOOOONG hiatus

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

btw I'm learning the lead guitar part to "Ana" by the Pixies, which is fun

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:31 (five years ago)

I can recommend a couple of good teachers who Zoom. They’re west coast based but that may not be a bad thing if you’re looking for post-work hours.

As a crap player who has settled comfortably into the “friend’s older brother who used to play a little” skill level i’m also happy to hop on Zoom 4 u

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:55 (five years ago)

ooh I am interested

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:58 (five years ago)

eleven months pass...

I am bumping this thread because rogermexico totally hooked me up with a teacher who rules and I can now get through/legitimately play the following songs:

Blackbird - The Beatles
Boys Don't Cry - The Cure
Just Like Heaven - The Cure
True Faith - New Order
Get The Message - Electronic
Never Let Me Down Again - Depeche Mode
I Feel You - Depeche Mode
Lovesong - The Cure
The Blood - The Cure
Lullaby - The Cure
Here At The Home - Tribe
Ana - Pixies

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Friday, 13 August 2021 13:08 (four years ago)

<3 this makes me so happy. i've been in the black hole of work and totally dropped the ball on seeing if you guys even connected and I DIEEEE

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 03:40 (four years ago)

He's teaching me how to play The Rain Song by Zepplin! I never would have been able to imagine this a year ago

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 12:48 (four years ago)

That's awesome DJP!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 12:49 (four years ago)

also after retuning my guitar to DGCGCD I want to keep it that way and buy another one, lol

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 13:51 (four years ago)

yessss…

you can have one good acoustic for life but electric guitars breed like rabbits

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 19 August 2021 04:41 (four years ago)

one year passes...

i am not a guitar newb but years and years ago someone on this board recommended a guitar "instruction" book that was not about technique but more about philosophy/attitude towards playing guitar. i had it on my to-read list for years but never got around to it and now i can't remember what it was or how to search for it on here. does that ring any bells for anyone?

na (NA), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:18 (three years ago)

it totally does ring a bell but i don't think i have any more leads for you unfortunately

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:29 (three years ago)

oh i think it was "the advancing guitarist" by mick goodrick. the description doesn't sound exactly like what I'm remembering but the cover looks right

na (NA), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

Wow, I started this thread 10 years ago

Imagine if I'd gotten a teacher then, I'd be a lot better now

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:37 (three years ago)

Also I did end up buying a d'Angelico guitar from jjjusten

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 27 September 2022 16:38 (three years ago)


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