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Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 28 August 2006 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do men cheat on their wives that love them?

Viki Knuth, Saturday, 9 September 2006 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Viki, does Mr. Knuth even know you love him?

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phi| (eman), Saturday, 9 September 2006 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil,
I am currently in a relationship with a woman for the past 11 months and we have a child on the way. My girlfriend has a child from a previous relationship and we are having a difficult time trying to get her son to stop playin with his diapers. When he plays with his diapers he tends to rip them apart and if there are fesces in his diaper he will play with it and rub it all over himself and his crib. He is almost 3 yrs old. what should we do to address this issue with him and get him to understand its not right to do those things. What type of corrective behavior should we imply that would not jeopardize his personality and the way he views his mother and I?
I appreciate your time concerning this issue and i hope to hear a response on this topic with your opinions.
Thank You,
Jeremy Guker

jeremy guker, Sunday, 10 September 2006 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

jeremy, you are correct in seeking the proper corrective behavior which will match the individual personality inside this child so as not to harm his future psyche. First we need to know the color and texture of the feces. We'll also need the mother to post here, so we can gather info on the child's "conflict centers."

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phi| (eman), Sunday, 10 September 2006 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Dr Phil - we have a family of 4. Myself, my husband, a 17 yr old daughter and a 16 yr old son. Our family shows very little respect for each other on many levels - from telling each other to "shutup" to constant bickering over unimportant topics. It seems as if someone is angry as someone else all the time. There is very little harmony in our home life. We are an otherwise normal family and our kids are well-adjusted and good students. I want so much to break this circle of disrespect and I don't know how. Can you help?

Christina Kempf, Monday, 25 September 2006 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link

how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult had my first child at age twelve my second at age sixteen andmy third at age twentyseven i have nothing no money i was taken from my parents by the state but i ran away becaused i was being influenced by my abuser and the state put me in his custody he shot two police men infront of me his familt blames me for it all for trying to get away from him i was tying to run for my life and made him mad and they say i made him do it i lost my son to his family of fear to contact any of them he hates me my oldest who is twentyone we just met eachother and slowly trying to build a relationship witheach other that is a dream come true but i feel cheated violated robbed of my childhood my teenhood motherhood my education i have a thired grade education i have had to fight to servive i have nothing no money my body never went back to shape my skin is all stretch out i have stretch marks everyware my stomach mymy arms and legs i have never felt sexy or happy or secure all of my life how do i acheave this and become someone i will like to be and to feel comfortable with who i am i need to start a new chapter in my life but i need help i thought i would conect real well with Robin could you see whatyou can do to help a desprate person i really need someone to talk to who i ca trut honestly who wont judge me who really wants to help me and wont abandoned me .

Michelle ST.Pierre, Monday, 25 September 2006 02:26 (sixteen years ago) link



Dr Phil (eman), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:57 (sixteen years ago) link

my boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend broke up about 3 months ago, she doesn't live in the same city as him, she lives about 4 hours from where he lives. she just suddenly stop contacting him and so he didnt know whats going on. he asked me out a few times and we're an item now. he called her last week because he said that she still has stuff from him and he wanted to go and fetch it ffrom her. so she said that she will bring it for him and stay for a few days at his house with him. is that ok, i mean why cant she just bring his stuff and leave again??? why does she have to sleep over at his house. he said to me that he wont give up their friendship.. what should i do?

anpe (anpe), Friday, 29 September 2006 06:16 (sixteen years ago) link

This is what you should do. Get a shovel and go into your backyard. Look for the lumpy area near the bushes and dig down a couple feet. There will be a book buried there. I want you to read the book. Twice.

Dr. Phil

Dr Phil (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh God.

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Monday, 2 October 2006 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link

This is freakin' hilarious.

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Monday, 2 October 2006 06:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi 'Dr. Phil"

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Monday, 2 October 2006 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link

hi esteban

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link

My name is Jaimee, for God sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link

A. Lingbert, STFU

Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil,
I am 21 years old and i have not had a good life at all. My childhood was really bad and now my adult years are getting bad too. I have no confidence in myself, and i feel very stupid. My biggest problem these days is that i have been seeing a guy now for 3 years and now this guy doesn't even really want to assoicate with me anymore. See 3 years ago i met him at work and we started seeing each other right way things where great, we spent all the time in the world together and did everything there was to do that two new people in a relationship could do, but a month later things started to go down hill. We did do as many things together as we did in the beginning and i started to get upset. He was still there for me and we spent time when we could. Then i moved out on my own and started to have trouble paying things and taking care of responsiblity, so he helped and he paid my bill and did whatever he could for me. Then i messed up everything, i lost my job and for a while was to lazy to get out there and find another one, so he did everyhting, then he would push me and i would find another job and things would be back up again. Then i would mess things up again. For the last 3 years i messed things up and he would fix them and then i would mess them up again and now he is at the point where he doesnt want to do it anymore. He says that i have put him into so much debt and that he doesnt believe that i want things good in my life. The thing is i do, i am just still trying to learn how to do things because i was never taught anything, and i need more time to figure things out. But he want to leave and leave me alone, and i dont know what to do. I love this man more then anything, and i feel like i am dying without him and i know that i can do the things i need to do to make things good again but i feel like there is no point in trying if he is not there. please help me because i am lost in myself and dont knw what to do.

joanne clark, Thursday, 5 October 2006 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link


From when I was much young person, I have had this fancy: I am finding myself on my base in mine pigiami with an arm around to my bear of the teddy (are much young person in these... possibly 2 uniforms of dream or 3) and then the bear of the teddy comes to life and begins nuzzling up and down my body... and then I obtain much hard one from this fantasy... I will not enter in more particular because it would be much inadequate one!

Dr. Phil

Dr Phil (am0n), Thursday, 5 October 2006 11:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil
I am having a lot of trouble with these two boys that I am crazy about. One of the boys I met through a friend and he said that he wants to be friends with benofits. I don't realy know what to do because I don't want to talk to him anymore but my body wants him so bad. Every time we talk I stop for a while and think that I'm starting to get over him, but once I think that he call's me and I lose controle on how I act. I've never acted this way and to tell you the truth I'm scared of how far I might take it. But there's also another boy that's a year older than me. I am so crazy over him. I think I'm in love but everyone is telling me that I am to young. But I know how I feel. I've never felt this way over a guy before and It's realy wierd for me. I can't talk to anyone about it because no one understands. We have so much in common and I am just so confused. Please get back to me as soon as possable.
Thank you sooooooooooo much.

A confused teen, Sunday, 8 October 2006 07:40 (sixteen years ago) link


Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Dear Confused,

Are you twelve or under? The way you type with such breathless passion makes me believe that you are a younger Dr. Phil fan. Dr. Phil has been know to buy a t-shirt for his most special girls.

Tell me about the first boy -- how do your thighs when you think of him? Do you feel a strong pulsing sensation -- like a muscular young Jesus emerging from heaven? Can you imagine consummating your lust for this young man in a dark pulsing room playing some non-stop sexual music, perhaps tribal house? Dr. Phil hopes so.

The way that the doctor takes care of burning desire is to satisfy it more than you ever thought possible. You have written to me about two boys -- but don't settle. Dr. Phil thinks only four boys can put out that burning fire. You need to find two more young men who "your body wants so bad" (your words not mine.) You need to learn what these boys really need. After your encounters with them, please write down very specific details and send them to Dr. Phil ( for more advanced analysis.

If you would like Dr. Phil to send you a t-shirt, please send several pics (high resolution preferred).

Dr. Phil

Dr Phil (Confounded), Sunday, 8 October 2006 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

p.s. - high resolution = at least 300 dpi

Dr. Phil

Dr Phil (am0n), Sunday, 8 October 2006 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link


Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil would just like to take a moment send a simple shout to his female fans today. Yall just keep on doin what you been doin -- cause we been doin quite all right.

Dr. Phil

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...
I am married for 16 year to my second wife, she has been going out on girls nights out serveral times with some of her friends to singles bars until 3 am in the morning an coming home drunk oor pretty tippsy. I don't agree with this for a married woman when she will not go with me to the culb, because I don't drink, Please advise


Joseph Hawthorne, Monday, 15 January 2007 13:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Joe - Why do you not drink?

Dr. Phil

Dr Phil (am0n), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...


am0n, Saturday, 15 September 2007 03:52 (fifteen years ago) link

<3DR. PHIL<3

Confounded, Saturday, 15 September 2007 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry I've been on a world tour for several months. I'd like to personally welcome myself back, it's good to see me again. Please post your questions here and I will galvanize you to "get real" with my thoughtful and considered response, and may God have mercy on our souls.

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil, Friday, 21 September 2007 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...


Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Can you imagine consummating your lust for this young man in a dark pulsing room playing some non-stop sexual music, perhaps tribal house?

max, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad

Pablo A, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how do your thighs when you think of him?

am0n, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

what was the deleted (locked?) dr. phil thread?

jergïns, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 05:19 (fifteen years ago) link

bug, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Sigh, life.

Confounded, Thursday, 21 February 2008 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil thinks only four boys can put out that burning fire.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 21 February 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

jergins, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Sigh, life.

-- Confounded, Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:03 AM

am0n, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Dr. Phil, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame

ulne, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

how do i know if i'm gay

goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link

is it ok to date 2nd cousin

paul yarboro, Friday, 3 April 2009 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

how can i be gay?

andy, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

how do i tell him i love him

sexy_1, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

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steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2009 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

why u so sexy?

velko, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

are you related to phil drummond?

bnw, Friday, 16 October 2009 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

velko, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link


chillwave dudes get washed out, totally (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

o yeah i saw on some tabloid at the grocery store he has like a month to live. oh well. rip dr. phil.

harbl, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

For anyone who was ever curious

big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

tehresa, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Help! Which album cover is this photo similar to?

velko, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link


wilter, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

What are your kids listening to?

abby, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

lowercase fraud

shartin jort (am0n), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear Dr Phil

I am a 52 yr old man who has been with my wife for 17yrs we have a daughter 15 and
her 22 yr old son lives with us also.
Last august we moved back to Rhode Island from NC. At the time we knew her son was
having troubles with a heroin addicition living in RI on his own so she wanted to
move back to try and help him and have him live with us.I expressed my concerns
about having him in the house with my daughter so i said there had to be rules for him to follow
she agreed.

But as soon as we got back she started to push me further away and incorperated no rules
since then he has stolen from 3 gold and dimond rings and around 500 in cash along with losing
every job he gets for stealing tools and pawning them for drugs I am up to my limit

she now speaks to me about 4mins per day and wont have sex but 1 time in 3 months
i still am in love with her but i am finding it more difficult to hang onto them feelings
i over heard her and him talking today and she was reashering him that none of my attitude is his fault

and discussing how stupid my feelings are so my question is am i wasting my time trying to salvage my marriage
and if not what avenues should i pursue so that she will open her eyes she gives him money
and he comes back home an hour later totaly stoned i have said every thing to her but call her
an enabler witch is exactly what she is the sad part is she is an RN and should know better i feel if things keep going the way they are i will lose my wife and her son will end up losing his life

thank you for any advice you can give me

totaly confused MrB

mr B. in rhode island, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The bogus man is on his way
As fast as he can run
He´s tired but he´ll get to you
And shoot you with his gun

velko, Saturday, 16 January 2010 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

♖♕♖ (am0n), Saturday, 16 January 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

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harbl, Saturday, 16 January 2010 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil confronted a "FarmVille"-loving mother named Teresa about her duties to her children recently, and he thinks she would be better served to go out and "start a garden for real." I'm sure everyone reading this knows somebody who spends a just a little too much time playing Zynga's crop-tending Facebook game, but this guest took her obsession off the deep end to the point where she was sabotaging the family computer when others tried to use it.

"She unplugged the router, so you would think the Internet had gone down, and as soon as you went away, she plugged it back in and went back to tending her crops," Dr. Phil told Teresa's daughter Jennifer, according to

"Part of the reason is because of her attitude when I do ask to get on the computer," Teresa responded. Dr. Phil fired back with one of his trademark reality checks, however.

"No, it's not," he said. "You unplugged it because you have a ridiculous addiction to a ridiculous computer game that's interfering with your ability to be a mother. You needed a fix, and she wouldn't get off, so you had to create the opportunity."

Anyone who grew up gaming with a brother or sister knows that you should share your computer and game systems, and that rule applies to parents as well, especially when they're neglecting their basic responsibilities. As an alternative solution, perhaps Teresa and Jennifer could find a nice multiplayer console game. Either way, your heard it from Dr. Phil first: "FarmVille" is "a ridiculous computer game."

Do you agree with Dr. Phil about "FarmVille"? What about parenting? Share your thoughts in the comment section below.

velko, Sunday, 31 January 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Yeah, thanks Ned--I'm enjoying living vicariously through you.

― dr. phil, Sunday, April 18, 2010 7:36 PM

est 2010 (rahni), Monday, 19 April 2010 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

nga plz

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 8 May 2010 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

. (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

hello dr.phil charlie i live with a panic disorder and try to get by everyday have had it for thirty years.but im not hear for me.i would just like some serious advice? i have found a freind on the internet and she has bad depression problems and talks to me.i care about her and like to say the right things to help her to get back to being strong.she is under a doctors care and on only looking for a little advice on how to adress her problems when we speak.she seems to prefer death over life.and want to help to tell her otherwise this would be a nice help to me.

Charlie Archey, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

thank you for calling the dr. phil foundation

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...


Dr. Phil, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Is a Feeder Normal?

I am very overweight and had a hard time in high school. Then I went away to College and met a guy who was an Extreme Feeder. We met at a College mixer, It was strange cause he passed right over all the other girls and made a bee line straight for me. He was 6 feet tall a trim 180 pounds and he was very good looking. I knew about guys who preferred fat girls but I never met a guy who was as obsessed as he turned out to be.

He was so romantic and I really liked his personality, to tell you the truth I was falling in love with him. We had a few wonderful dates and I could not resist his advances any more and I made love for the first time. It was the most overwhelming experience of my life, he totally loved every inch of me. He made me feel like the most beautiful Goddess there ever was!

Things were perfect at first but then he slowly started to show me his sexual perversions. He told me that he LOVED my fat, that FAT and SEX were the same to him. He loved to take me Fast Food Hopping, we would hit all of my favorite places first White Castles, KFC and then Pete's Pizza. My biggest problem is that I am a compulsive binge eater and this guy was going all out to encourage me to over eat. He would order two meals of my favorite food and he ate practically nothing himself and would encourage me to eat more! He told me that to see me on an eating binge was a HUGE turn on for him!

He would spend less time on me and more time fondling my fat! Then he told me that he is a feeder fat fetish! He would bring me food and then put hand cream in the deep fold of skin between my rolls of fat and want me to eat at him as he had sex with my fat rolls. I really wanted to please him but things kept getting worse and worse.

What he LOVED to do was to Funnel me. He got me a clear plastic funnel and put it in my mouth then he would pour cake batter down my throat while I would stroke him. He would then have sex with me, fondling my fat and telling me how he loved seeing me eat myself Fatter and Fatter! Then he went WAY over the line.

He told me that he wanted to feed me to over 500 pounds, I was in shock. I was at the heaviest I ever weighed, about 340 pounds, my doctor was pressuring me to get Weight Loss Surgery, and my lover wanted me to gain over a hundred pounds more. Well THAT did it. I told him that I was going to try to keep where I am, even though I would love to lose weight. He told me that if I don't gain weight he would leave me. God, my love meant nothing to this guy. He wanted to force me to be his super morbid gaining sex perversion!

I still love him but I am not going to let him feed me to death. I refused to play his weight gain games any more and then he left me for a fatter girl. I am happy with a guy who loves me the way I am. I do not want a feeder who wants me to burry myself in my own fat. Am I wrong? Is it Normal?

buzza, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

con suelo, Monday, 22 November 2010 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

suck it

I Want to Change My Password... (am0n), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 05:10 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

buzza, Friday, 24 December 2010 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

ten months pass...

Christine: My 22-year-old daughter is in a relationship with a woman. I don't believe she is a lesbian. Could this be a form of rebellion and a result of getting in with the "wrong" crowd? Can homosexuality be learned and unlearned?

I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 05:59 (eleven years ago) link

Do you feel a strong pulsing sensation -- like a muscular young Jesus emerging from heaven?

Aglet, Friday, 18 November 2011 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

buzza, Sunday, 20 November 2011 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

am0n, Sunday, 20 November 2011 06:05 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...
seven months pass...

Dr. Phil McGraw makes a living counseling others, but an insider exclusively tells the good doctor is anything but on the set of his syndicated talk show and even likens him to a fascist dictator who marches around barking orders.

According to the source, Dr. Phil has a temper and explodes with anger when things aren't done his way — that includes yelling at his employees, his guests and even his long suffering wife, Robin McGraw.

"He's like a fascist dictator on a set of quivering female servants," the insider told

"You can feel the fear on the set. There seems to be a reason he hires a nearly all female staff…he seeks out the vulnerable type of person that's reliant on their paycheck from him so they don't fight back."

The insider claims that while Dr. Phil acts like he's there to help his guests, he actually intimidates them into getting the soundbites he's seeking for high ratings.

"Guests often seize up once they get in front of Dr. Phil because he's so intimidating. He's nothing off camera like he appears on camera," the source said.

"Before he gets to the soundbite he's looking for there's no sense of a gentle, sympathetic, professional view. It's all about the soundbite, and he'll bully the guest off-camera until he gets the soundbite he needs."

Dr. Phil, 62, is also labeled by the insider as having a huge ego, being confrontational and emotionless.

"It's all about feeding his narcissistic enormous ego. It's his way and everyone else bows and stays clear of his path," the source said.

"There are camera men that used to work for him — who will do any job they can get — that flat out refuse to work with him again because of the way he treats his staff and guests. They think he's an absolute pig!"

The TV shrink and Robin's marriage has reportedly been on a downward spiral and the two are even butting heads over her role on his show.

"While Dr. Phil is filming an interview or segment, Robin will sometimes just sit in a back corner watching," the source said.

"She has absolutely no say in the way things are run. And when Dr. Phil flips out or gets aggressive with staff and guests, Robin just sits there with a sad look on her face like she doesn't agree with him, but can't speak up because she's just as fearful of him as everyone else!"

buzza, Sunday, 2 December 2012 05:03 (ten years ago) link

am0n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:29 (ten years ago) link

eight months pass...

dude what the hell

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:07 (nine years ago) link

"a girl"

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:10 (nine years ago) link

what's the answer

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:14 (nine years ago) link


R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:19 (nine years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Treeship, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 15:32 (nine years ago) link

what's the answer

― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM

markers, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:59 (nine years ago) link

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Think Walker Percy did something like this once.

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:30 (nine years ago) link

Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc

The O RLY of Everything (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 17:31 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"


"so the audience are a buncha hos"

schrute dwyte (unregistered), Monday, 6 February 2017 01:56 (six years ago) link

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