"terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music" looks like it's gonna break through.
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080: let go.
― chaki, Friday, 28 March 2008 23:58 (sixteen years ago) link
aren't those just the lyrics to a Madonna song
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 March 2008 03:16 (sixteen years ago) link
i think "cash sitta" is gonna be huge.
― banriquit, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link
"cash sitta" stinks to high heaven.
I was hoping people would pick up on "friggan". :(
― Pashmina, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 13:20 (sixteen years ago) link
"plasterer's radio"?
― DG, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 584 for "plasterer's radio". (0.22 seconds)
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf
― banriquit, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Results 1 - 10 of about 152 for "cash sitta". (0.27 seconds)
― banriquit, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
cash sitta is terrible, which is also why it is hysterical
― deej, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ cash sitta
― banriquit, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link
cmon you have to go for the full "the new cash sitta"
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link
who is the old cash sitta
― max, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link
morbs?
oh nabisco i guess
yeah nabisco is Father Cash Sitta
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 00:57 (sixteen years ago) link
i both hate and love reading 'cash sitta'
― deej, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link
so knock that shit off ... or KIU
Chicago's dangerous, sexy, urban, very, bad, horrible, gay, neighborhood, Wicker Park
-- max, Tuesday, April 1, 2008 5:57 PM (Tuesday, April 1, 2008 5:57 PM) Bookmark Link
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link
gay comma neighborhood
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link
very comma bad
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
opinions4u << loving this like sunshine rite now
― gff, Friday, 4 April 2008 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I introduced that to ILx, so credit where it's due.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 April 2008 08:43 (sixteen years ago) link
ok, i give you 1 credit
― gff, Friday, 4 April 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
MY FRIENDS, I think we have a new meme.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol "friggan"
― felicity, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm still pulling for "ska punk"
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Thursday, 10 April 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Burt Stanton.
-- nabisco, Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:11 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Stanton
-- nabisco, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:52 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
Ladies & Gentlemen, Mr Burt Stanton.
-- the pinefox, Monday, March 24, 2008 2:29 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
Ladies and gentlemen
-- nabisco, Thursday, March 27, 2008 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link
ladies and gentlemen
-- max, Friday, April 11, 2008 7:57 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― max, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i kind of hope that one catches on
― J0rdan S., Friday, 11 April 2008 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link
yah nabiscos been pushing that one hard - he seems to have a genuine distaste for b stanton - after i half jokingly described the nyer as a factoid and bad fiction based magazine he chimed in w/ladies and gentlemen mr... oh wait.
hes clearly imagining a world where he can not only chase burtstanton off ilx but also beat others with his ladies & gentlemen stick.
and hey great plan more power to him.
― jhøshea, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link
ha working!
------
But Colette, you have to remember with whom you are dealing here. It's Mr Burt Stanton.
-- the pinefox, Friday, April 11, 2008 11:14 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:17 (sixteen years ago) link
o wow
-- the pinefox, Friday, April 11, 2008 11:14 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
With advice for both ladies... and gentlemen
-- DJ Mencap, Friday, April 11, 2008 11:17 AM (16 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jhøshea, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
:D
― J0rdan S., Friday, 11 April 2008 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link
a+
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 April 2008 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol nabisco presumably wants to write for the godawful new yorker rite?
― banriquit, Friday, 11 April 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
terrible, godawful, homo, awful, new, yorker
― and what, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
dj mencap with a lol, never thought i'd see the day
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
he's had a couple. isn't he one of the LBZC benchwarmers
― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link
best Dreamboat Gorilla album
― J0rdan S., Friday, 11 April 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:16 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
-- El Tomboto, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:16 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link
He's a zing Solskjaer.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 April 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago) link
your meme has not truly been ingrained into the metaverse until djmartian references it.
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 05:41 (sixteen years ago) link
you could probably make an ILX DJ scale for meme adoption level
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 05:43 (sixteen years ago) link
1. djmartian 2. DJ Mencap ∞. deej
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 05:44 (sixteen years ago) link
deej do you do bar mitzvahs
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 April 2008 06:57 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm wearing skinny jeans and a flannel shirt as I type this. what're you gonna do about it? huHH?????????
-- burt_stanton, Sunday, April 13, 2008 5:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
im considering employing the standard catch phrase
-- jhøshea, Sunday, April 13, 2008 5:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link
lololololol
― banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:00 (sixteen years ago) link
haha!
― caek, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
burt stanton, trailblazer
― latebloomer, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Will "LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE" make it out of the snap crew?
― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 13 April 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i have my doubts but it'd make me happy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link
curtis is big on the "maybe it wasn't him ;-)" as well. i think it's achieved meme status.
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought maybe it wasn't him ;-) has been a meme since the day gershy got banned
whats the success rate of this thread btw? like 2 percent??
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
somethin like that
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
D- resource
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link
vitc seems to be angling for 'asspie'
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm liking asspie almost as much as I'm enjoying watching non-Brits doing Digitiser gags.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Digitiser gags.
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 10:53 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
are these the "favourite jokes" threads?
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.moleman.freeserve.co.uk/site.htm
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:06 (sixteen years ago) link
you guys had to be better than us at something
― deej, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Ringtone crew actually strongly remeniscent of the Digi Snakes
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Bagsy being Insincere Dave.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
The Man
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.moleman.freeserve.co.uk/newsite/man%20diary/man
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link
"Your favourite jokes about..." threads were initially intended to mimic Viz parodies of magazine pages obsessively devoted to inane discussion of one mundane thing eg cheese, but evolved to include more Digi-style tortured puns and crap non-sequiturs after spreading beyond "the Chuch"
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 13:04 (sixteen years ago) link
man i have been known to consume crazy amounts of sweet tea on the daily
back at boys state they called me tea man
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 12:20 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
'tea man' is a serious contender.
― banriquit, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
no it isn't, are you out of your mind?
― electricsound, Monday, 30 June 2008 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link
</ http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/KUTCHERLEAAGH.jpg >
-- Lingbert, Monday, 23 June 2008 01:51
― am0n, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1700/sayonaraaun7.jpg
― Sébastien, Monday, 7 July 2008 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link
ON IPHONE
― El Tomboto, Friday, 11 July 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link
READER 2007-10-18 00:36:44 Amazing, i bet franklin the turtle had a larger dick than u
-- jergins, Friday, 11 July 2008 03:28 (42 minutes ago) Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 July 2008 04:11 (sixteen years ago) link
trying to push _____________'s _______________ i.e. john waters's star trek
― max, Tuesday, 15 July 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
also "i believe in equality, tolerance and all that jazz" shd def be one
i did a fuckin tiesto monkey dance when i found that at the record store
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
u cant do that hoos
― deeznuts, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"suck my off and give me clitoritits"
― Just got offed, Monday, 28 July 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.maltese-diamond.com/exhibitions/photo/97.jpg
-- goole, Thursday, August 7, 2008 6:14 PM (Yesterday)
― am0n, Friday, 8 August 2008 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link
and action as compelling as the best shooter game
-- CaptainLorax, Wednesday, August 13, 2008 1:42 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 06:44 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6434/libertyrh8.png
fresh for 2008 you suckas
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 28 August 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Dummy, I know what his name was, but the point is: cuz was being stubborn. He didn't care about taking a beating or anything else. Something, I assume his pride or some other personal beliefs, just made that man say "I refuse to do it." Thus I said YOUR name ain't Toby. Because even thought you've been proven wrong and people besides myself can read it, you don't care. YOU GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP. Unlike Kunta, you are incorrect but still wanna go down with it, but very much like Kunta you are gonna be stubborn, no matter the outcome. Anyway, I already said taking away the W does not apply in that B-More game. Why the long rant? Do you just like to see yourself type? I already admitted my example ain't fit? See, I'm not Bill Clinton, although I met him. Although we both are strong-minded people and have a lot of other similarities, I'm not him. I don't go down with the ship, if I can jump off of it and still live, idiot. A bad call can make the wrong team win. I would continue to argue this, but what is it to argue? If the ref makes the wrong call at the end of the game, that is a bad call and it may very well alter the outcome of the game. (shaking my head) You really don't get that? How can any educated sane man or woman not get that? Moving on, PI is clear-cut. So what if a receiver is begging for a flag? Yeah, if he didn't catch it he wants a flag. Just like Leon, point the finger at anybody but yourself. No, I've never seen the receiver beg for a flag and then get it, ONLY after begging. What game was that, if you saw it? And if I did see a PI that wasn’t clear-cut, I don't remember it; so tell me when you saw it. If there are so many I guess you'll be able to give me a few examples. Moving on, LOL don't gimme that. God is my answer and I played that card cause it ain't no way you can dispute it. Moving on, we are on two different aspects. You are saying looking at the bad calls would take too much time. I'm saying let's cut down on the bad calling all together. Work, train, and pay the refs full time and that takes away a good deal of the bad calls. Next, you seem to think that the league doesn't know it's a bad call until AFTER the game. Cuz, they know right there on the spot, during the game. You know how many bammas they got checking the stats and calls and all that other stuff? Well I don't either, but as soon as the call is made and you see the reply 3 or 4 times you have a pretty good idea if it was the right or wrong call. They can have somebody in the booth or box office or whatever it is they use, buzz them (like they do now) and say, “0y'all called it wrong; here is the correct call.” Now that wouldn't take 7 hours because like I said, better training eliminates a lot of those bad calls. And yes every play should be open to review. I think it's silly to say don't question me on a certain call, but can question me on others. So are you perfect on certain calls, but make mistakes on others. I guess you agree with the OT rule too, huh? Because if both teams get the ball that would take up too much time. Bamma if you need to be somewhere other than watching the football game, go there but me and mine wanna see the real game with the right calls. If it takes TOO long for you then so be it. Moving on, I have to let you know that you had me cracking up rollllling when you told me the actual names of the Outkast band? LOL, you are sad. For real, did you have that info committed to memory or did you look it up when you posted? Just wanna know. Man, if saying Beyonce' really was a metaphor, how can you put CLEARLY up in that? I didn’t know it meant attractive women and Lucy Liu would not be in my attractive category. Whatever, you are reaching. Go ahead down with that boat. And if Beyonce’ wanted me and I was confused about it she could always make it clear. This ain't no video game where I only have a few seconds to decide and I gotta guess and gamble. And since no stranger has ever seriously come up to me and ordered me to undress them I'd be skeptical. Maybe this has happened to you (which I doubt) or maybe you have to jump on any opportunity you can get (which I believe), if so that would explain why you would be in it quick. Cuz my analogies had nothing to do with whatever it is you are talking about here. First of all, how can you like Tim’s raps, but not Bleek’s? Let’s deal with that first. And how do you know who they call up and talk to? And them bammas are NOT distributing jack on there own dime. Where did you read that nonsense? If you own one of their CD’s LOL, which I’m sure you do, go peep the fine print. Anyway, youngin do you not understand that whatever rap cred you had, you are losing? Tim is cool, but not Bleek? Luda being TIED with Jada. The Double R L.O.X CD atrocious? Nas having only one good album? Luda in the top 15? Your views on LL? I could go on. Where will it end? Do you even listen to rap? Oh yeah, my analogy was straight. Let me break it down for you. If person “A” can’t ball (and knows it) he should not call the Bulls trying to be on the team. If person “B” can’t rap (and knows it) he should not go in the studio trying to spit. Do you see the parallel? Both lack the skills and KNOW IT. It all comes back to getting what you pay for, like how you don’t care if the football games are called correctly. If Tim KNOWS he can’t rap and according to you SAID IT…ADMITED IT why would I buy his compact disc? Now that (and you) is (are) truly asinine. Does he expect me to want his cd if he can’t flow? Probably not. So do you see why he shouldn’t even waste his time? Yeah I know, probably not. Get ready to be shipwrecked. I guess I’ll go listen to some Canibus Second Round Knock-Out. You know why. Oh yeah, he’s better than Luda too. Moving on, you think Parcells got in contact with Jerry Jones (this is fact) who ONWS the team (this is fact), and he runs the show? DESPITE what Jerry says on camera? Based on what? Based on you said it so you gotta live with it because you love going down with ships? Okay, I guess it’s possible; maybe the Tuna really does call the shots…even thought I have nothing to base this on I guess its possible. Just FYI, in one of Dallas’ games this season a lineman was hurt and was sitting on the sideline watching. Jerry Jones came from out of the booth (or from somewhere) touched that man on the leg and said “Son, I need you to get in that game for me.” And this idiot went. So did Parcells make a call to Jerry and tell em to do that? Moving on, I like that Cassidy joint with the Pied Pipper. I be cracking up watching it and my girl can’t stand it. But yeah, Kelly saves it. Lastly, I was catching some z’s the other day when the alarm clock woke me. The first thing I heard was the DJ’s talking about the Skins got Gibbs to come and coach. I first thought I was dreaming and then I thought they were joking. After I understood the situation, I admit I ACCIDENTALLY got excited. Cuz took us to the Super Bowl 4 times so I got caught up in that. But by time I headed out to work I had remembered my vow. I recalled getting Spurrier and Deion and Bruce Smith and just about everybody else. Then I calmed down, so when people came up to me at work saying blah blah blah I told them “I’m on chill.” Cuz been outta football for over a decade so I don’t see how he can be an instance success. Of course I thought we were playoff bound this year but really we could only muster 5 wins. My point is, I don’t know what’s going to happen and I’m not getting all worked up like I’ve done about the Wizards and Skins for the last five or six years.
-- Qoolout, Monday, January 12, 2004 4:48 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 August 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e36/LuciferComplex/1ill13.jpg
― ;y=ー( ゚д゚)・∵. (am0n), Monday, September 22, 2008 1:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i believe in fred mertz
― argle bargle HOOSa slobber (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 07:49 (sixteen years ago) link
big up that crew
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 01:17 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^love this one
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 3 October 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
recognize: Gershy, Revivalist
― eman, Saturday, 4 October 2008 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
r.i.p;)
― velko, Saturday, 4 October 2008 08:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/embarchie/heyhesback.jpg
― your friend the drunk (jergins), Saturday, 4 October 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link
― am0n, Friday, August 8, 2008 8:34 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark
ha i completely forget what this was about. i hope the song was good.
― goole, Saturday, 4 October 2008 09:38 (sixteen years ago) link
what's it like!
― Suggesteban Buttez (jabba hands), Monday, 15 December 2008 09:15 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ that pic
― gov. blapojevich (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 December 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I saw Living Colour open for the Who in '89. AWFUL.
I drank at a bar in Williamsburg with the singer of TVOTR. WHATEVER.
I can't even vote on this shit but if Geddy in black face was a real option, I would take it.
― Nate Carson, Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 13:55 (sixteen years ago) link
actually looking at that i think "if Geddy in black face was a real option, I would take it." might have stronger meme potential
― beyonc'e (max), Friday, 19 December 2008 13:56 (sixteen years ago) link
lolling
― Usic Has The Right To Children (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 19 December 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link
why does she say "a hoya" in Bingo?
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Friday, February 6, 2009 6:35 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i can never work it out
― special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 6 February 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
email to DOJ sent.
You ppl deserve this.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:53 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tina Fey's narrative bonsai (I DIED), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
since you she-males are so interested
― goole, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
welp, this is retarded
http://gawker.com/5636011/stupid-california-police-warn-parents-of-pedobear-the-pedophile-mascot
― The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Sunday, 12 September 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― banriquit
close enough
― buzza, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 07:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Adoption_SFD_ANI.gif
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Adoption_SFD_ANI_s.gif
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 15 February 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Adoption_CLD_ANI.gif
https://i.imgur.com/9D90Cr4.jpg
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 November 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link