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aint shit

http://www.mightyjustice.net/jubei/stuff/dragonsfuckingcars/dragonsandcars05.png

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link

that ain't nothing compared to goatse, it the dragoncock were green it probably wouldn't be disturbing at all

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6735/yousayheaveisayhobn7.png

Confounded, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

two years pass...

whoa dudes i just found out about this goatse from the worst tshirts thread
and the concept of internet memes.

thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

my condolences

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

wait you didn't know about goatse?

harbl, Friday, 22 January 2010 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

jdchurchill you've witnessed the flipside of goatse, right? "The Giver"?

CATBEAST!! (Z S), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:39 (twelve years ago) link

"the giver" doesn't disgust me in the least. he just overwhelms me with feelings of inadequacy, which I block out by pinging myself with a rubber band or staring at goatse for a while.

pass the chicken & listen (unregistered), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

dudes i was reading the "worst tshirt" thread and saw the tshirt for goatse then googled that term and read the wiki page. i haven't actually seen the jpgs but i can only imagine my shock. so Zs i did read about the giant cock thing to which i think you're referring . . .

thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

at first i thought it was going to be some weird buddhist shit
u know cuz of chuangtse and laotse

thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

lol-tse

might seem normal (snoball), Friday, 22 January 2010 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

looooooooool
god I wish that was real. people just don't know how to USE huge printers

Z S, ~THE~ University of Missouri-Columbia, (Z S), Monday, 3 January 2011 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

people just don't know how to back flip into assholes tbh

enfuque (Matt P), Monday, 3 January 2011 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

speak for yourself

markers, Monday, 3 January 2011 04:24 (eleven years ago) link

eight months pass...

Here Goatse acts as a rejection of labour; and not just labour, but an ideology of post-fordist labour, where we are not simply selling labour-time, but selling ourselves, our creative and cognitive skills, as a product for an employer to buy. Perhaps here we can see Goatse as a morphing of the dialogic image.

http://deterritorialsupportgroup.wordpress.com/2011/09/27/goatse-as-industrial-sabotage

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:09 (ten years ago) link

totes magoatse

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 19:13 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

lol @ stock photo

Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:12 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...
eleven months pass...

http://www.americanjail.org/

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 23:06 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.snopes.com/leatherback-sea-turtle-mouth/

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 13:46 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201210/05/69/b0168369_11511597.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 22:35 (four years ago) link

three years pass...
six months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/KLQ6m4Z.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:31 (one year ago) link

Oh, no

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:32 (one year ago) link

hmmmmm

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:35 (one year ago) link

what do you think

be honest

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:37 (one year ago) link

it's called

when organs collide

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:37 (one year ago) link

This is wrong

I looked at this and I feel wrong for looking at this

It's all just very wrong

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:57 (one year ago) link

And yet so right

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:57 (one year ago) link

i will make this right

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:04 (one year ago) link

aw maaaaan, i fucked it up

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:53 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Impact crater at the north pole of Mars
NASA pic.twitter.com/LBhTQ8rzbF

— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) June 14, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:39 (one year ago) link

i see it!

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:46 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/l9M69TR.jpg

pplains, Monday, 14 June 2021 18:55 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.redd.it/12kulscsu8a71.jpg

, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:00 (one year ago) link

that dog is terrified in the presence of the most crystal clear wide butthole it's ever seen

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:27 (one year ago) link

it must be 25 square inches, i thinks

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:27 (one year ago) link

Behind every blue flag is a dog scared shitless of God.

pplains, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:35 (one year ago) link

otm

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:12 (one year ago) link

Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 02:11 (one year ago) link

dogs are good. my dog hate cops. leave these good dogs alone. goatse is the way. my dog would lick goatse clean. i'm fine with that.

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 04:38 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

oh my god

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 August 2021 18:47 (eleven months ago) link

it's full of stars

a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:55 (eleven months ago) link

gooo-oatse can you see

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:56 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

just need to register that the above exchange may be a top 10 ilx moment for me

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:15 (eleven months ago) link

the shapes and sizes of the counties play a subtle role in that image, too the western states have huge counties, the more central "heartland" states have small ones. it adds a nice texture to the inner butthole - i can see which direction the light is shining from

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:31 (eleven months ago) link

A Nice Texture to the Inner Butthole is my favorite Stereolab album

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:38 (eleven months ago) link

lmao

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:11 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

NASA Jupiter’s south pole, taken by Cassini
More: https://t.co/WlYFpvhmzD pic.twitter.com/95BTv3fFHr

— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) October 11, 2021

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 11 October 2021 02:09 (ten months ago) link

nope

there's not enough red

it has to look like the inner butthole, like 2-3 inches deep

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:50 (ten months ago) link

i'm sorry, map. i don't even want to be that person that denies the goatse entry. the goatse entry. but it needs to be redder and just extra wide

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (ten months ago) link

like enough for 2-3 zebra pens

typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (ten months ago) link

Bravo

Inflation soared to highest level since 2003, making everything from meat to gas more expensive. Bank of Canada says it's only temporary, but ordinary Canadians must know THAT'S A STRETCH @brianlilley: https://t.co/kCfwUaXpAq #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/DL1oagtEFE

— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) October 21, 2021

frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:26 (nine months ago) link

Points for the wedding ring.

pplains, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:45 (nine months ago) link

Negative points if he loses it up there, though.

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (nine months ago) link

that's why the best wedding rings come with a string

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (nine months ago) link

its on the wrong hand though

frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:05 (nine months ago) link

maybe it's a variant of goatse positioning, where a second person/assistant is on the other side (the stomach side) facing toward the viewer, bending around and spreading the cheeks wide open.

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:08 (nine months ago) link

the good ol' reach around

only in this case, the assistant loses their wedding ring in their boss' ass on their anniversary and they're already late for dinner

John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:09 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

2 BILLION YEAR OLD WHAT?????

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:44 (eight months ago) link

honestly goatse is one of the most significant and influential pieces of art created in the last 30 years and no one will ever admit that

— ##TRIPP_CODE000 (@weadhitter) November 9, 2021

just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:47 (eight months ago) link

Precisely why it's such a shame that the hole being permanently sealed, and no one can even tell me why

Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:02 (eight months ago) link

it's the kola superdeep borehole, my favorite superdeep borehole

certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:37 (eight months ago) link

two months pass...

pic.twitter.com/xAEZpUHuDA

— passionfruit enthusiast (@egtgawa) January 28, 2022

towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 29 January 2022 02:21 (six months ago) link

lol

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:21 (six months ago) link

or should i say

3o€

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:23 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9gaFqU5gsk

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:36 (five months ago) link

oh no

castanuts (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2022 01:26 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

At a waterfront park in my city, there’s a sculpture designed so if you look through it, the figures appear to be pulling open the Port of Tacoma to reveal Mt. Rainier.

It’s colloquially known as “The Tacoma Goatse.” pic.twitter.com/hYREWoHxqx

— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 4, 2022

towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:21 (four months ago) link

lmao

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:31 (four months ago) link

Obelix, no

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:12 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

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