introduction to the true kabbalah

Can I get to heaven better if I use Kabbalah?

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i dremt i dremt:
that CLIPPIE was an emissary of the QLIPPOTH, viz the shells or husks that represent evil or impure spiritual forces in jewish mysticism

many's the time i've sat in front of microsoft word and considered how much i'd prefer to be hurling myself into the abyss, there to be violently stripped of everything i hold dear by choronzon, than to pound out another few hundred words on something i don't really give a shit about, so you might be on to something there tbh