Survival of the Richest

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Please let me know what you think of my new infographic on super-rich survivalists:

Yajedove, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:57 (four years ago) link

it fucking rules, great job dude

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

sup Daniel Dale

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

I'm a spammer, freelance features writer, copywriter, content creator, screenwriter and SEO specialist.

I regularly collaborate with culture, lifestyle and fashion site
I recently created all the content for a financial services start-up ( across 5 websites. I created the majority of content for lender ( and was instrumental in getting it on to page one of google for "guarantor loans".

I'm currently creating content in the art, travel, oil, gas, energy, environmental waste and property spheres. This scope of experience has given me a finely tuned ability to adopt a client's voice.

My experience also enables me to write free-flowing, succinct and pithy copy against the clock.

I wrote a feature film: "In Sand and Blood" , to be directed by Saul Dibb, produced by Lawrence Bender (Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill) and Luc Roeg, financed by IM Global, and set to shoot this year.

My creative writing hones my ability to write copy with flair while my commerce-based experience harbours my ability to to deliver technical, complex ideas in straightforward prose.

London, GB

Creative Writing, Content writing Copywriting, SEO, Editing, Research

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

lmao at 'i'm a spammer'

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

aww, that's not really the first line of his bio :(

RUSSIA’S SEXIEST POKER STAR ELECTROCUTED BY HAIRDRYER (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

sry, didn't mean 2 break ur heart

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 20 June 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

My pieces on fabric textures, oil rig manufacturing, the works of Beatrix Potter, various shades and tints of the color orange, and the topography of my butthole have been featured on the popular fencing website and in Dubuque Death Metal Weekly. I have a passion for spoons, and in 2020 Monsanto (in partnership with Barbara Streisand) will be producing my first black box mime performance entitled '!?!'. I divide my time between a small apartment in Cádiz and a smaller apartment downstairs which I reserve for bouts of copious weeping.

Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

o no u diznt

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 June 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

there's a war goin on outside
no man is safe from

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

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