How to activate your nuts…

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
In a large bowl place your nut of choice.	7
Strain and rinse the nuts.	3
Dry in the dehydrator for around 12-24 hours.	1
Dissolve salt in enough water to cover the amount of nuts you are activating.	0
Cover with the salt water solution.	0
Soak for the required number of hours.	0
Spread over a dehydrator rack, or baking tray.	0
If drying in the oven, set the oven at the lowest temperature possible, preferably no more than 65C. Stir or turn them	0
And the result? A crunchy, delicious, totally bio-available and stress-free, nut!	0

― example (crüt), Friday, 5 February 2016 15:27 (nine years ago) link

I don't have a problem rinsing the nuts but the straining tends to be a bit traumatic.

― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Camoflauge Nuts for the brave men and women of this country.

― am0n, Sunday, 7 February 2016 23:58 (nine years ago) link

strain and rinse every morning

― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Monday, 8 February 2016 00:00 (eight years ago) link

If there was an option to lay em across a rack without dehydrating but alas in this climate no such luck

― broderick f (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2016 00:22 (eight years ago) link

"cover with the salt water solution" is really the grossest option imo

― Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Monday, 8 February 2016 00:57 (eight years ago) link

This BS has been a thing in Aus for a couple years now thanks to this cunt:

http://www.smh.com.au/content/dam/images/1/2/5/5/j/c/image.related.articleLeadwide.620x349.129ks3.png/1418866213246.jpg

― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 05:10 (eight years ago) link

So the idea is to start germination? I guess I can see that there could be benefits to that but nuts are already crunchy, delicious, bio-accessible and stress-free without the faff of a seven-step malting process

― napster p2ppies (wins), Monday, 8 February 2016 07:50 (eight years ago) link

Yeah thats the idea but science hasnt shown it to have any benefit beyond just like, eating nuts.

So activate deeznuts, paleo wankers.

*I'm sure that joke has been done before. I've been on ILX for almost 15 years now and I cant even.

― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 8 February 2016 09:43 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

I'm super disappointed that there is no "wonder twin powers" answer option.

― Manitobiloba (Kim), Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link

Saran Wrap

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:54 (eight years ago) link

Wait, I was thinking storage, not activation

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

Taser

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:55 (eight years ago) link

no instructions on what to do with the resultant paste, must be some mistake

― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 05:23 (eight years ago) link

look they've been sat in this salt water solution since last night and i don't know the required number of hours and tbh i'm getting uncomfortable

― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2016 07:44 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

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