L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

is there something i should be looking at? oh wait

https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/115/bigphoto/727/22208727_36_6.jpg

lol
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/115/bigphoto/727/22208727_38_6.jpg

haha.

I was all, "and they even made it go under the bike."

that feels like the stage for an ace attorney murder

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-William-St-Mount-Washington-PA-15211/11516283_zpid/

the painting with the butt cheeks that are balls of yarn??

is there something i should be looking at? oh wait

🖼

Same

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-William-St-Mount-Washington-PA-15211/11516283_zpid/

Well. Don't know about you all, but I know where I want to trip acid next.

Bathroom wallpaper with the faces coming out of it sealed the deal for me.

Pretty impressive, mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow but it keeps with the tenor of the whole thing, a sort of neo-Baroque imperial nightmare

jfc when will somebody come along and stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button on those real estate agents' cameras? Do they honestly think it makes things look better?

i think that is one of the worst i have seen on this thread. there have been a lot of bad ones but it's just a vomit of brown and gray for rich people reasons. with some of these even if it's ugly you can get the impression it made the owner happy but this looks miserable. i can't believe the things people spend money on sometimes.

it's really bad. there's a blue glass chihuly-vomit light fixture in one of the all grey-brown rooms. the whole thing screams in pain lol. i get get the feeling that the people responsible for this are deeply troubled, and they decided a long time ago to lean into it.

I should mention that when I say, "Impressive," I meant in a bad way lol

mammy in kitchen raises an eyebrow

You know you've got a busy kitchen when you're able to just plunk one of those down on the counter and have it blend in with everything else, including the pig with wings.

stick a screwdriver in the "deep fried HDR" button

I just assumed that's what it always looked like in Pittsburgh.

is there something i should be looking at? oh wait

I can’t tell what is going on here.

― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 May 2022 21:40 (yesterday) link

Same

― calstars, Monday, 23 May 2022 23:24 (yesterday) link

It appears to be the classic youtube thumb nail red circle to show the viewer where to look, instead it is an actual object in the room.

thumbnail*

but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?

anyway it does look like kind of a dope house, i want a shaded plaza, mirror art and a commuter bike

Just out of frame is a giant bust of Mr. Beast with his mouth open.

> but what the object is i still don't know, a giant hula hoop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zprVQusb2o

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https://i.imgur.com/B4YIaKC.jpg

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mmmm sugar-coated shit

https://i.imgflip.com/6jvpqn.jpg

I'm not a bakery, I don't sugarcoat.
I'm not a swimming pool, I have no filter.
I'm not the DEA, my opinions are blunt.

Love too make personality flaws my brand

Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarshit_Sharp?wprov=sfti1

look i don't poop m&ms
I don't sugar coat shit
so this thing will kill you
because I'm a bad doctor

Just want to point out that I made that shirt I posted, I'd consider making it for real if that "mouth is not a bakery" quote was more popular... at least I'd never heard of it before, what a clunky thing to say...

Is it a thing?

Just say "I am not a bakery". Why emphasize the mouth? Obviously your opinions come out of it, yes but goes without saying (with your mouth, in case that wasn't clear).

evan please put that on redbubble

In every mouth there's a bakery
And every sugarcoat
Takes me further from heaven

https://i.imgur.com/0o9cJQr.jpg

I've taken this far enough topic, but those cutsey little - memes, folksy sayin's, quaint turns of phrase - whatever you want to call them... where it's just

Obvious set up for joke
The "joke"
another five
or six lines
about how much
the first two lines
can describe you in real life

are so asinine and yet, apparently they're selling off the shelves like funnel cakes!

I'm not a "clown torturer"
Because I don't "suffer fools"
Please respect my space
As I try to do my job
And
Make a living
To support
My family

lmfao

Nothing matches your search for "Clown Torturer T-Shirts".
Don't give up! Check your spelling, clear some filters or try something new.

Is that advice for me, or a new placard?

maybe a fortune cookie

I'm not a pair of slippers

I won't comfort you

I'm more like an avant-garde atonal composer

I won't provide you with resolution

I'm not a toilet

You can't flush me

I'm the paper

I'll clean up your mess

And leave a light coating of fiber dust all over your bathroom floor

https://i.imgur.com/vEM6N5d.jpg

Not a listing but wtf

https://www.instagram.com/p/CeuZfL8u-8e/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Cursed architecture

Industrial architecture! I'm thinking grain elevator or cotton mill or something like that. The gable-roofed volumes do read as "house" (or "church" looking at the main, basilica-like volume)... but I suspect they're all the way they are for essentially functional reasons. The resulting composition is obviously fabulous though, with the 'houses' telescoping out of each other.

what is cursed about this functional structure

yes it is like the elevators at the quarry i grew up near

obv not "afraid" of these types of buildings but they always give me visions of falling out of that chute. just like i am afraid of grain bins but never have been inside or near one. i mean imagine drowning in corn. ugh.

These are pretty common buildings in non-urban areas?! I get that they’re creepy but also, like, really really common and not weird