L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

http://i.imgur.com/AiwOUIW.jpg

I know what you're thinking: House like this is going to look like a steak house on the inside, right?

http://i.imgur.com/KwizWJz.jpg

You would be absolutely correct.

http://i.imgur.com/MJTABtU.jpg

Nothing puts me more in my comfort zone than sitting on this folding chair, working at my awkward desk, breathing in fumes from the clothes dyer on a crisp winter's night.

http://i.imgur.com/UWQNY8Y.jpg

"Get the fuck out of here, this used to be the garage?"

http://i.imgur.com/RCL5xL2.jpg

"So hows long it been since you got made? Huh? Oh no..."

http://i.imgur.com/HzQgMh3.jpg

Now let's see, 'When You Can't See God's Hand, Trust –––" WHA AAAAAHH! HOLY FUCK MY LEG!"

I should post some from my area. The latest in Russian tryhard decor.

Please do. This is an Open House.

Who puts slogans on their wall like that? It looks like a nursing home.

Also, I love this shit so much. Gotta go find some corkers.

when we were househunting we looked at a place that was just like that converted garage, it was like there had been a terrible murder & they had just done a fly by night carpet/paint job.

oh and: no acoustics. completely dead sound. creeeeeeeepy as fuck.

There were a lot more fish in that barrel than I imagined last night when I started clicking around the local realtors map.

http://i.imgur.com/lGxucgj.jpg

FOR SALE: The slightly worn set used by the short-lived cooking show "Food Times".

http://i.imgur.com/5K1rFTf.jpg

"Oh, don't mind me here, Irvin. You just go ahead and watch your football game."

http://i.imgur.com/PGjSjlX.jpg

"I did it! I meditated and travelled back to 1974 to meet my true love!"

sees remote control on coffee table

"Nooooooooooo!!!"

http://photos1.zillowstatic.com/p_f/IS1fcmx9hqs3b81000000000.jpg

After a long day at the office, I like to kick off my flip flops, snuggle up under a sleeping bag in my favorite lawn chair, and listen to a CD."

Whoops. Don't forget to turn on the spotlights.

It's hard to reach the light switch when the earth is tilting like that.

lol the harp photo

I don't know if this goes here or on the your terrible ideas thread.

But browsing through the Memphis listings, decided there really should be an Eggleston Realty Co.

http://i.imgur.com/8em8sM5.jpg

"It's a fixer-upper, but you do get free Web access."

http://i.imgur.com/EDyjtXF.jpg

"This property's great, I just have to talk to my husband about – wait, is that someone playing a Peter Gabriel song?"

http://i.imgur.com/ki2KezG.jpg

"Just picture relaxing in your office, listening to the dryer tumble and smelling its fabric softener scented fumes. Can't picture it? Well, here..."

http://i.imgur.com/voX5sp4.jpg

Who puts slogans on their wall like that? It looks like a nursing home.

― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 04:48 (Yesterday) Permalink

House painters and interior design mags convince people to do all kinds of stupid shit, often because it costs more and/or will seem tired in a few years. Painters convinced us to do a stupid-looking two-tone thing in our eat-in kitchen that I really regret. Walls really don't need to be two colors.

http://i3.au.reastatic.net/800x600/536fb89fbb581e49c8faa4924f7db6be6b0d7c2fad95f0eb90057b039be871ac/image3.jpg

Horror House II: the Stalking Sink.

The place in that pic costs $200 a week people. Melbourne is an expensive hell.

What is that room? And down here, what's going on with the mirrored top in front of the mirror with the ... air hockey puck on it?

http://i.imgur.com/72Mf62F.jpg

Anyway. Melbourne might be expensive, but blue paint sure ain't.

Ha, right? I think thats just a living room, with a laundry off it because that makes sense? Actually, tbf the ad was for a bungalow behind a house, so its probably only 2 rooms all told.

Now thats how you sell a bedroom ... ? :|

http://i1.au.reastatic.net/800x600/cac680e2c76c8585c7998bd1abf0a11e11d88499575c3e531f6ed1163234aee2/image5.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IV8btMU.png

They'll give you 15, but you'll only need five!

Ugh I fucking hate how narrow OFI windows are. And at such useless times, too, who has time to get off work and make to an opening at 5 if they work til 5.

I miss the days when you could just walk into an agents, pick up the keys for a bunch of properties and leave a fiddy for each one in deposit.

I've tried to understand what's going on with Australian real estate, but it's hopeless.

For example, in the States, you hold an auction only if it's a foreclosure or it's a shitty property that no one wants. Apparently down there, it's the opposite - you take the photos and show your home, then wait for the big auction day where you'll likely get more than you asked for.

(Well, in Sydney, at least.)

Yeah sale by auction is something that crept in maybe 15-20 years back and seems ubiquitous now. And its precisely so they can make as much money as possible (a la ebay auctions I guess). I've been priced completely out of home ownership because I need $80k just for the *downpayment* and I just cannot get that sort of money together. Its insane.

yes they listed with swastika graffiti intact http://www.movoto.com/quilcene-wa/411-sea-home-rd-quilcene-wa-98376-501_320196/
http://501.mlsimages.movoto.com/096/320196_14.jpg

Geez.

I was thinking thats a lot of money for a shitshack but its on 7 acres of waterfront, that'd go for like 3 jillion here :(

"Yah, you can look at it that way, but didja know that in some cultures, it's a symbol of luck?"

its a banksy

I feel IA at the shape of the living room in this luxury condo in my neighborhood that also sells for nearly 3x the price of a nearly equivalent co-op apartment.

https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpadded/207/genMid.2841207_2_0.jpg
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/79/mbpadded/207/genMid.2841207_3_0.jpg

You don't like that it ends at a point?

Look! You get that nifty little reading nook because of it. If it was flat, the nook would directly face the rest of the room.

IDK why it annoys me so much, partly just because it's so narrow compared to typical apartments in my neighborhood, which are mostly very spacious due to having been built in the 40s/50s. The point is awkward to me though, like it doesn't really look comfy as a nook, but it also doesn't interact with the rest of the room.

but it also doesn't interact with the rest of the room.

http://i.imgur.com/MobN7iy.jpg

Could that be the point?

http://i.imgur.com/btS0Gny.jpg

It does look narrow, but hey, isn't that life in the big city?

http://i.imgur.com/IZM4caY.jpg

"Can I get you anything? Perhaps some Pringles?"

xp, IDK it just looks like an awkward layout resulting from an awkwardly shaped building resulting from an effort to put the maximum # of apartments on an awkwardly shaped lot to me. And it's absurdly expensive for the area, although the terrace has a "bar pergola."

http://i.imgur.com/NmT5hLR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/bqI3ItM.jpg

"You may think that sign is corny, but you should've read what the original one said."

http://i.imgur.com/o65F4TB.jpg

- "Hey, Judy! Can you get me another beer?"

- "Sorry! I can't hear you! I'm in the kitchen!"

http://i.imgur.com/NJlddBA.jpg

- "I can't see very well in here. Does that say 'Haunted'?"

- "No, of course not. That would be silly. It says 'Wanted'."

http://i.imgur.com/fdjQJbr.jpg

"Well let me ask you something else: Are you a fan of Duke basketball? How about Israel?"

http://i.imgur.com/DtShLKV.jpg

Hmm. Maybe there's good reason why it's the loneliest number.

http://photos2.zillowstatic.com/p_f/ISphukilm6juxw1000000000.jpg

"Pressure-washer gathering dust? Have we got the house for you!"

That one hits a little too close to home.

As in, that is my home - how did you find it.

i am truley sorry for your lots

i didn't notice at first, it was just little buckets of water each time, but then I went for a dive and found out the hard way there was no pool left

Atlas and his Four Horsemen struke again

is this house in lino lakes?

Reliquary of Tone

I just need to make a new thread devoted to television sets in the wrong places.

https://i.imgur.com/enMZIU0.png

Bad enough that the set in the center is not just behind the door, but also appearing to stick out further than the stopper, but also that there's another television set located six feet away.

Anyway. Feel free to say hi to Lou and Kenny while you're here.

Rare example of getting married AND keeping your beer sign.

https://i.imgur.com/OWc1qI8.png

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140779604#/?channel=RES_BUY

OK wow

reminds me of the “womb chairs” they had at my undergraduate institution

I love those kind of slideshows.

Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Um. What? Wait. Ok? What? WHAT?

https://i.imgur.com/ga0eVWK.png

I too fight this battle, but you can't surrender to your pets like this.

Bet that dude's always singing "I Talk to the Wind" in the shower, amirite.

Scrolling through this listing, seeing this one, thinking, "ha, yeah, a little cozy, but I bet the 14-year-old would be right at home here."

https://i.imgur.com/fgyqBZV.png

But then I come around the corner and hit this one. Suddenly, a theme emerges.

https://i.imgur.com/xtluOfu.png

What in the fuck is happening here? Is the bed really bolted to two walls and hung from the ceiling by a chain? That's it, even for a kid?

And they sell ladders that, you know, reach the top bunk. Trying to picture how this all works without knocking holes into the wall.

Haven't even mentioned the swing yet.

"Be the girl who decided to GO FOR IT" — WHAM!

https://i.imgur.com/ztsF7xE.png

Here's another view of the room, but I'm telling you, we get more questions than answers from it.

Maybe she doesn't even use the ladder? Just a swing and a jump each night?

And yes, there is a third child.

https://i.imgur.com/KPKXDzr.png

This one may be the youngest, but already, she's mastered the art of the long jump and doesn't even need a stupid ladder.

How did they find a solid beam that was straight up from the corners like that?

I bet they didn’t

in the uk attic joists are 400mm apart, about 16 inches. you might get lucky.

I'm no engineer, but I kinda feel like that support chain from the ceiling ain't doing shit

That set up is probably fine if you have the platform nailed to each of the studs and the chain ties into a ceiling joist.

=I'm sure there is a structurally sound way to do it. But also like why? And why no rails and why not a ladder that attaches to the bed?

Yeah, the ladder thing is very weird.

Should be a trebuchet to launch the kids into the bed.

suppose the tour is confusing until you reach the garage to see a giant lever below the sign "FLOOR VOLTAGE" with "0V" and "20,000 V" at each end

There's just a little part of me that sees that and wonders "Do you like your kids?"

After awhile, I decided that the kids must sleep on the floor.

My kids would happily sleep on the floor if that meant they never had to make their bed. These rooms are perfect for them.

I'm going to sound like a snob. I don't mean to be elitist. Hell, I'm not even that much of a sports fan anymore.

https://i.imgur.com/QcSACLU.png

But go inside. Just go inside and watch the game from your living room. You're embarrassing yourself, and you're embarrassing the neighborhood.

I'm going to assume this setup has something to do with the smoker in the corner.

Click on the photo gallery. https://www.cbmaritimerealty.com/listing/202425868-5642-morris-street-halifax-ns-b3j-1c5/

The surprise is *not* that it’s C$1.5 mil in Halifax (do fishermen make that much)?

> International design touches such as Mexican kitchen tiles, Italian marble in a Roman-style bathroom with “Sicis” mosaics, and Spanish swan faucets elevate this home’s character.

description is missing a few details...

Wait I don't understand, why are we mad at Morris Street? I think it looks incredible, I love it even though admittedly it's over the top in a certain IG-ready aesthetic and I maybe wouldn't have chosen every detail.

The last picture(s) of the attic…not mad just funny to live in a Pharoah’s cursed tomb

Oh I would 100% have chosen the detail where the toilet in the attic is inside a mummy. 100%.

Oh no I missed that!!

the toilet and a shower head

Oh yeah! I love that. My issue with the pics is that the images are so blown-out or highly contrasted or whatever is done to make them look super bright and sharp and saturated, that everything almost looks VR/fake.

HDR - a poisonous visual drug to which most realtors are terminally addicted.

although tbf most of those are just "paste in blue sky" on photos which are clearly lit by grey daylight

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2908-Kennedy-Ave-Grand-Junction-CO-81504/13953108_zpid/?

also look at the google street view

Wait they kept the garbage house and didn’t demolish it??

It might look great when it's eventually swallowed by rising sea levels
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1201-Marble-Way-Boca-Raton-FL-33432/87660584_zpid/?

Backstory equally as bizarre: Owner of Mansion Gutted in a Turkey-Frying Accident Listed Bizarre Owner of Mansion Gutted in a Turkey-Frying Accident Listed Bizarre $25 Million Florida Estate Before Thanksgiving5 Million Florida Estate Before Thanksgiving

For all the money poured into this thing, you think he would have sprung for a full-size pool table? Wuss.

They might've been able to ask for $35M had it not been for all the crap.

My first impression for three seconds was not "pottery room" when I got to those photos.

Not gonna lie, the viking longboat dining table is badass

Love the Buddha stained glass. You can tell those folks really follow Dharma

ngl that place is amazing. a true labor of love (though assuming both the love and the labor were outsourced). wouldn't mind having an acid trip there.. might not even need any acid