L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnM0V-7acAAdZWn?format=jpg&name=medium

1. need to cover this area with metal panels so i can hang my metal panel
2. sinkhole bathtub with cabinets just begging to cut you open
3. kitchen sink faucets
4. a metric mile of cabinets
5. lines like pick up sticks

'metric mile' lol, i meant a standard kilometer

I might have to see that one in person

Seriously, is that hole for washing sand off your feet?

I thought the right mirror was some sort of curved magnifying — well, it makes no sense what I thought it was. But it does do a nice job illustrating how the paint on the wall accurately matches the sky.

"Metric Mile" is genius, btw.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10309-Twin-Leaf-Dr-Bristow-VA-20136/237918286_zpid/?

A lot of work for that.

It was a fun journey though! I jumped a little when it went from that one slide to the next one.

Still have a hard time believe in people pay 3/4 of a million to live that far from DC, even if it does have a basement full of blood

I can only go 2/3 of a million, but it's a lot further from DC than that one.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/11671-Mill-Dam-Ct_Bentonville_AR_72713_M89471-87473

You'd better hope He is!

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Basement of Blood is my favorite band

mid-tier Fighting Fantasy book

Another listing from Eggleston Realty.

https://i.imgur.com/Hhl0ZYY.png

The curtain is there for when ur doin things that you don't want the painted ducks to see

corded phone with requisite impossible-to-untangle cord is a nice touch

Nothing to see here. No laffs, no jump-scares or anything.

But it is just photo after photo of "what is happening here".

Contains the following:

• Doublewide barndomenium
• Sam's Club membership
• Breaker box in living room
• Power outlets on the ceiling
• Possible password revealed in QR code
• Stolen cart from Dollar General

https://i.imgur.com/KaFtBL0.png

and a chicken in the closet

yes, and a chicken in the closet.

The house is fine, but boy did I react to these chairs.

https://i.imgur.com/5heE9Qu.png

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DOORS. What do they do?

• Provide privacy

• Blocks sounds from rest of domicile

• Provides barrier to smells, moisture

• Helps regulate airflow

In this half-million-dollar listing, there's a bedroom with those barn doors, a closet enclosed by one of Steven Tyler's scarves and, by my count, THREE BATHROOMS that feature only CURTAINS.

thanks it's hideous

Bedroom with barndoors I can kind of understand, the rest of it is...wow.

I just don't understand the appeal of interior barndoors in general.

you want airflow but don’t want a pet to get into the room— imagine it like a pet or kid fence

They look rattly though. Maybe I need to see some in person.

For me at least, a bathroom needs an effective barrier to noise and smells.

https://i.imgur.com/QQTKFzB.png

"Man, I hate it when they put the TV over the fireplace."

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https://i.imgur.com/K5ZOfdu.png

"Say no more!"

That's a security monitor. Which only makes it worse, of course.

I didn't catch that, but it sure is.

Hope no one steals their pool.

i didn't notice at first, it was just little buckets of water each time, but then I went for a dive and found out the hard way there was no pool left

Atlas and his Four Horsemen struke again

is this house in lino lakes?

Reliquary of Tone

I just need to make a new thread devoted to television sets in the wrong places.

https://i.imgur.com/enMZIU0.png

Bad enough that the set in the center is not just behind the door, but also appearing to stick out further than the stopper, but also that there's another television set located six feet away.

Anyway. Feel free to say hi to Lou and Kenny while you're here.

Rare example of getting married AND keeping your beer sign.

https://i.imgur.com/OWc1qI8.png

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/140779604#/?channel=RES_BUY

OK wow

reminds me of the “womb chairs” they had at my undergraduate institution

I love those kind of slideshows.

Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Ok? Um. What? Wait. Ok? What? WHAT?

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I too fight this battle, but you can't surrender to your pets like this.

Bet that dude's always singing "I Talk to the Wind" in the shower, amirite.

Scrolling through this listing, seeing this one, thinking, "ha, yeah, a little cozy, but I bet the 14-year-old would be right at home here."

https://i.imgur.com/fgyqBZV.png

But then I come around the corner and hit this one. Suddenly, a theme emerges.

https://i.imgur.com/xtluOfu.png

What in the fuck is happening here? Is the bed really bolted to two walls and hung from the ceiling by a chain? That's it, even for a kid?

And they sell ladders that, you know, reach the top bunk. Trying to picture how this all works without knocking holes into the wall.

Haven't even mentioned the swing yet.

"Be the girl who decided to GO FOR IT" — WHAM!

https://i.imgur.com/ztsF7xE.png

Here's another view of the room, but I'm telling you, we get more questions than answers from it.

Maybe she doesn't even use the ladder? Just a swing and a jump each night?

And yes, there is a third child.

https://i.imgur.com/KPKXDzr.png

This one may be the youngest, but already, she's mastered the art of the long jump and doesn't even need a stupid ladder.

How did they find a solid beam that was straight up from the corners like that?

I bet they didn’t

in the uk attic joists are 400mm apart, about 16 inches. you might get lucky.