actually it would totally amazing if this house were to be owned by someone who did doggy day care or pet boarding and all those chairs were occupied by dogs.
― sarahell, Monday, 22 February 2021 05:52 (five years ago)
I think it's someone who got yelled at "FOUR ON THE FLOOR!" too many times as a kid.
(Which will be my kid one day, but look, you should see the scuff marks...)
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 14:22 (five years ago)
mormon influencer house
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:26 (five years ago)
My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.
― pplains, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:42 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
hahaaa otm
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:36 (five years ago)
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, February 22, 2021 2:26 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
*shudders*
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:37 (five years ago)
that color scheme should be named "cow"
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:39 (five years ago)
today's winnerhttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/?
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:27 (five years ago)
i told the girls the realtor was coming to take pictures but they just wouldn't leave! they love the camera i guess ;)
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:30 (five years ago)
oh my god i lost it so loud when the mannequins show up. you gotta keep clicking......
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:33 (five years ago)
forks otm
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:34 (five years ago)
lol harbl
― call all destroyer, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (five years ago)
oh that is what harbl's comment is joking about hehehehehe 😬
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (five years ago)
omg that's great, first half it's just like "jesus maybe pick up a little before you take the photos intended to sell the house" and then all of a sudden it's the invasion of the mannequin women
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:12 (five years ago)
The ambitious multiple-bed-frames-as-gaudy-fireplace-screen caught my attention.
Also I feel like these houses in this thread have distinct "house smells". Not necessarily horrifying smells or anything. Just... overt.
Many of these would make great set pieces for music videos too.
― Evan, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:28 (five years ago)
this picture is just like ... uh oh someone is losing their marbles!!
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/2d1a1a0d0bd1c0cd2b0160a3bbb81fa7-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:33 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/T6Jrcqa.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:40 (five years ago)
omg
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:42 (five years ago)
hahaha
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:42 (five years ago)
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/6080e2a19e93058dbedd550b90a6d192-uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152.webp
The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)
― emil.y, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:45 (five years ago)
lollllllll pplains
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:49 (five years ago)
I mean, definitely a hipgnosis vibe to this Lake Tahoe duplex.
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 21:52 (five years ago)
lmao
― a nice controlled drift (Spottie), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:53 (five years ago)
kudos plains
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:58 (five years ago)
🖼The Bitter Tears Of Petra Von Kant (RW Fassbinder, 1972)
― Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 22 February 2021 23:50 (five years ago)
I've watched enough true crime shows to know that picture 8 is a murder scene cover up.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:44 (five years ago)
My barndomaniacs, you are not ready for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBQ4IR79dw
― pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:18 (five years ago)
well i had time to get ready because that door was opening for like 10 minutes
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 03:23 (five years ago)
Barndo sighting in the wild in the How to Make the Perfect Risotto episode of How To with John Wilson. You should watch it if you haven't seen it but should you decline to do so it's the guy with the souped up truck belching diesel exhaust - gets interviewed alongside his truck and right next to a barndo entertainment setup
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:50 (five years ago)
all I could think about watching that was what happens when you don't realize the mailman is at your front door
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 05:55 (five years ago)
I mean, as c.a.d. implied, the mailman would have ample time to hop off.
― pplains, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 15:13 (five years ago)
!. That person needs to pay more in taxes.2. For when you don't need to be anywhere in a hurry because it takes 10 mins for the door to open.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 15:17 (five years ago)
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn-Park/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:39 (five years ago)
Corporate health goth?!
― emil.y, Monday, 29 March 2021 16:40 (five years ago)
and raiders fan
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:52 (five years ago)
Oh my god
― Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:59 (five years ago)
it's worth scrolling through every last photo imo
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 29 March 2021 17:00 (five years ago)
lol the basement
― ciderpress, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:29 (five years ago)
If there's one thing that makes worse sense than a toilet set into carpet...
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:34 (five years ago)
Enjoy summer bonfires in your own fire pit...
Or on Samhain! Whatever fits your lifestyle.
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 17:37 (five years ago)
lol the basement― ciderpress, Monday, March 29, 2021 7:29 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ciderpress, Monday, March 29, 2021 7:29 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
who carpets a dungeon smh
― davey, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:43 (five years ago)
I can't imagine the owner of that house looking like anything else except the bassist from Korn in the Falling Away From Me music video.
― Evan, Monday, 29 March 2021 18:49 (five years ago)
You'd think a vampire would go easy on the mirrors.
― pplains, Monday, 29 March 2021 19:21 (five years ago)
as it happens, the realtor will not confirm the owner is a vampirehttps://slate.com/human-interest/2021/03/baltimore-sexy-funeral-goth-house-realtor.html
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 March 2021 19:04 (five years ago)
a vampire wouldn't have mirrors over the bed, what would be the point?
― koogs, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 20:43 (five years ago)
to easily check if they're lying on their dog
― Evan, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 20:49 (five years ago)
shit happens
afraid to ask what those additions on the foot of the bed are for.
― koogs, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 11:30 (five years ago)
Something looks missing from bedpo- Oh. pic.twitter.com/EZPDFLHtLe— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) March 29, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 13:23 (five years ago)
i jumped a bit when the red pillow showed up, v unexpected
― eisimpleir (crüt), Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:50 (five years ago)
Amazing level of aesthetic commitment
― jmm, Wednesday, 31 March 2021 16:54 (five years ago)