that seems to be the only possible explanation. seriously the dumbest house.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
huh you guys are complicating my polyg compound narrative. maybe it was bought and remodeled into something else? no way that was built from scratch for non-polygamy-compound reasons in hurricane, utah.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
This image kind of says it all
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0655/b357/6539/2100/013d/slideshow/stairway_house49_takumi_ota.jpg?1586103863
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
it does look like the windows open to allow a person to pass through, at least? i think you can technically use the stairs to get from floor to floor, it's just that doing so would make you spontaneously combust from pretentiousness.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
Horror movie vibes.
― jmm, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link
Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)
There's a hidden stairwell underneath the giant ornamental stairs.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
oh yeah those are doors, didn't realize. the angle of the stairs makes it look like many people would trip going outside that way.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link
And yeah, the wasted space is awful. WTF is this room? How is this pleasant in any way?
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/091b/b357/6565/bb00/00e6/slideshow/stairway_house27_daici_ano.jpg
― emil.y, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
just needs some rock climbing holds
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link
I think I'll just have a seat here next to a parking garage, relax a bit.
― a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link
I'm pretty sure some rooms have floor-to-ceiling glass windows keeping you from walking right off the edge and falling onto the useless cement stairs. Also god forbid you have to pick your nose because absolutely everyone is going to witness it.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
oh god, that solitary chair looks like a place to wait to die
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/06c3/b357/6539/2100/013f/slideshow/stairway_house17_daici_ano.jpg?1586103973
Nihilist WeWork
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 December 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link
None of it made any sense to me until I saw the shot from the alley and then i could at least see why it was angled the way it is.
― koogs, Thursday, 10 December 2020 05:41 (three years ago) link
The hyper-personalized home, which features an indoor waterfall, Japanese garden, and computerized uplighting, has spent more than 600 days on the market: https://t.co/MCVgQoqi6i— Chicago magazine (@ChicagoMag) December 23, 2020
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link
this is EXACTY who i thought owned that househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqJnM6SVfI
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
Really disappointed it didn't look more like
https://i.imgur.com/uJfHKiD.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
a liiiiittle outside of what the thread is generally for but: ""Selling world wide clowns collection, due to illness collected over 30 years, must take complete collection,southwestern Ontario Canada 5000 plus clowns cash and carry"
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/421535895684095/30 years of collected illness is a little on the nose
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link
lol at 30 yrs of collected illness
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 31 December 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link
the precious moments mansion is just an incredible monument to narcissism, there's so much of it but it's really amazing how banal it all is.
― ffolkes (map), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
There are some rooms in it that were so close to being nice, but they went all corporate retreat center instead
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
also what's with the stage lighting, do they film a lot there?
what gets me is that despite how big, fancy, and staged things are inside, the outside of the house looks like an abandoned retailer that was shuttered a few years ago
― Lee626, Thursday, 31 December 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/138957958_218488396494130_5737978931516556829_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&cb=846ca55b-311e05c7&ccb=2&_nc_sid=b9115d&_nc_ohc=2btNt4Cl8jcAX-cLNyd&_nc_oc=AQn1RE8liLCsa6FnoA4JWmsWb-BeduYMwq6gEMAKDtFaXyv6BlXYnXuYdd00HL7E6f4&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=5a9f613377f0cd4f2ce76b4bf94719af&oe=60259834
L@@K
https://www.facebook.com/groups/findahomeintennessee/permalink/454543829284678/
― map, Friday, 15 January 2021 16:24 (three years ago) link
soddy daisy, tn
― adam, Friday, 15 January 2021 16:44 (three years ago) link
Soddy-Daisy is a good name for this style.
― jmm, Friday, 15 January 2021 16:46 (three years ago) link
New house type dropped pic.twitter.com/kU8eDQzm4b— Orville Shrek (@amcnal) January 13, 2021
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 15 January 2021 16:54 (three years ago) link
lmao
― map, Friday, 15 January 2021 17:20 (three years ago) link
"Sir, this is a _______"
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 January 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/QhBYHOo.jpg
You know, hiring Lestat Photography not a bad choice for real estate photos.
― pplains, Friday, 15 January 2021 17:57 (three years ago) link
Not gonna lie, my boyhood home has one of those carpeted bedrooms with a brick wall on the inside. Happened after we enclosed the carport to make a fourth bedroom.
Room also had a window between it and the kitchen. It's still for sale, btw.
― pplains, Friday, 15 January 2021 17:59 (three years ago) link
but did it have shelves over the window and a curtain-pattern wallpaper border?
― map, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:03 (three years ago) link
Well no.
Brick on one side, paneling on the other.
― pplains, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:39 (three years ago) link
Make every nightly dinner feel like a McDonaldsland birthday party
https://i.imgur.com/7uQ51q6.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 04:30 (three years ago) link
my friend from high school who makes way too much money bought a mcmansion with a double island like that, but his doesn't have floating diner stools so now i feel like i can clown him forever
― call all destroyer, Monday, 22 February 2021 04:35 (three years ago) link
My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link
i don't understand ... is this a tech dorm?
― sarahell, Monday, 22 February 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
actually it would totally amazing if this house were to be owned by someone who did doggy day care or pet boarding and all those chairs were occupied by dogs.
― sarahell, Monday, 22 February 2021 05:52 (three years ago) link
I think it's someone who got yelled at "FOUR ON THE FLOOR!" too many times as a kid.
(Which will be my kid one day, but look, you should see the scuff marks...)
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 14:22 (three years ago) link
mormon influencer house
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 14:26 (three years ago) link
― pplains, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:42 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
hahaaa otm
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, February 22, 2021 2:26 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
*shudders*
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:37 (three years ago) link
that color scheme should be named "cow"
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 16:39 (three years ago) link
today's winnerhttps://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/?
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
i told the girls the realtor was coming to take pictures but they just wouldn't leave! they love the camera i guess ;)
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link
oh my god i lost it so loud when the mannequins show up. you gotta keep clicking......
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:33 (three years ago) link
forks otm
― pplains, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link
lol harbl
― call all destroyer, Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
oh that is what harbl's comment is joking about hehehehehe 😬
― lord of the ting tings (map), Monday, 22 February 2021 20:35 (three years ago) link
omg that's great, first half it's just like "jesus maybe pick up a little before you take the photos intended to sell the house" and then all of a sudden it's the invasion of the mannequin women
― honkin' on bobo, honkin' with my feet ten feet off of beale (Doctor Casino), Monday, 22 February 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link