L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

Also it has a commercial kitchen including a commercial dishwasher, I will double down on "religious retreat" if I have to.

Why would a residence have those little cardboard signs on the nightstand?

https://i.imgur.com/vRqBiam.png

Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?

that seems to be the only possible explanation. seriously the dumbest house.

huh you guys are complicating my polyg compound narrative. maybe it was bought and remodeled into something else? no way that was built from scratch for non-polygamy-compound reasons in hurricane, utah.

This image kind of says it all

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0655/b357/6539/2100/013d/slideshow/stairway_house49_takumi_ota.jpg?1586103863

it does look like the windows open to allow a person to pass through, at least? i think you can technically use the stairs to get from floor to floor, it's just that doing so would make you spontaneously combust from pretentiousness.

Horror movie vibes.

Wait, I'm so confused by the stairway house -- so you don't actually use that stairway to go up and down floors? Is there another hidden stairwell or elevator or something? And someone thought it was a good use of limited space to just waste a fuckton of it with non-functional concrete steps?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)

There's a hidden stairwell underneath the giant ornamental stairs.

oh yeah those are doors, didn't realize. the angle of the stairs makes it look like many people would trip going outside that way.

And yeah, the wasted space is awful. WTF is this room? How is this pleasant in any way?

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/091b/b357/6565/bb00/00e6/slideshow/stairway_house27_daici_ano.jpg

just needs some rock climbing holds

I think I'll just have a seat here next to a parking garage, relax a bit.

I'm pretty sure some rooms have floor-to-ceiling glass windows keeping you from walking right off the edge and falling onto the useless cement stairs. Also god forbid you have to pick your nose because absolutely everyone is going to witness it.

oh god, that solitary chair looks like a place to wait to die

https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/06c3/b357/6539/2100/013f/slideshow/stairway_house17_daici_ano.jpg?1586103973

Nihilist WeWork

None of it made any sense to me until I saw the shot from the alley and then i could at least see why it was angled the way it is.

The hyper-personalized home, which features an indoor waterfall, Japanese garden, and computerized uplighting, has spent more than 600 days on the market: https://t.co/MCVgQoqi6i

— Chicago magazine (@ChicagoMag) December 23, 2020

this is EXACTY who i thought owned that house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqJnM6SVfI

Really disappointed it didn't look more like

https://i.imgur.com/uJfHKiD.jpg

a liiiiittle outside of what the thread is generally for but: ""Selling world wide clowns collection, due to illness collected over 30 years, must take complete collection,southwestern Ontario Canada 5000 plus clowns cash and carry"

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/421535895684095/
30 years of collected illness is a little on the nose

lol at 30 yrs of collected illness

the precious moments mansion is just an incredible monument to narcissism, there's so much of it but it's really amazing how banal it all is.

There are some rooms in it that were so close to being nice, but they went all corporate retreat center instead

also what's with the stage lighting, do they film a lot there?

what gets me is that despite how big, fancy, and staged things are inside, the outside of the house looks like an abandoned retailer that was shuttered a few years ago

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/138957958_218488396494130_5737978931516556829_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&cb=846ca55b-311e05c7&ccb=2&_nc_sid=b9115d&_nc_ohc=2btNt4Cl8jcAX-cLNyd&_nc_oc=AQn1RE8liLCsa6FnoA4JWmsWb-BeduYMwq6gEMAKDtFaXyv6BlXYnXuYdd00HL7E6f4&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=5a9f613377f0cd4f2ce76b4bf94719af&oe=60259834

L@@K

https://www.facebook.com/groups/findahomeintennessee/permalink/454543829284678/

soddy daisy, tn

Soddy-Daisy is a good name for this style.

New house type dropped pic.twitter.com/kU8eDQzm4b

— Orville Shrek (@amcnal) January 13, 2021

lmao

"Sir, this is a _______"

https://i.imgur.com/QhBYHOo.jpg

You know, hiring Lestat Photography not a bad choice for real estate photos.

Not gonna lie, my boyhood home has one of those carpeted bedrooms with a brick wall on the inside. Happened after we enclosed the carport to make a fourth bedroom.

Room also had a window between it and the kitchen. It's still for sale, btw.

but did it have shelves over the window and a curtain-pattern wallpaper border?

Well no.

Brick on one side, paneling on the other.

Make every nightly dinner feel like a McDonaldsland birthday party

https://i.imgur.com/7uQ51q6.jpg

my friend from high school who makes way too much money bought a mcmansion with a double island like that, but his doesn't have floating diner stools so now i feel like i can clown him forever

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

i don't understand ... is this a tech dorm?

actually it would totally amazing if this house were to be owned by someone who did doggy day care or pet boarding and all those chairs were occupied by dogs.

I think it's someone who got yelled at "FOUR ON THE FLOOR!" too many times as a kid.

(Which will be my kid one day, but look, you should see the scuff marks...)

mormon influencer house

My legs haven't stopped rocking back and forth between 10 o'clock and two o'clock since I posted that.

― pplains, Monday, February 22, 2021 4:42 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaaa otm

mormon influencer house

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, February 22, 2021 2:26 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

*shudders*

that color scheme should be named "cow"

today's winner
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/?

i told the girls the realtor was coming to take pictures but they just wouldn't leave! they love the camera i guess ;)

oh my god i lost it so loud when the mannequins show up. you gotta keep clicking......

forks otm