lol I was about to dub that house "The Jew's Nightmare"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:32 (five years ago)
I won’t say there are no wealthy Jews with bad taste but I think even wealthy Jews with bad taste aren’t huge on Christmas
― is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:33 (five years ago)
the house version of the disgustingly HDR burger
― ciderpress, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:35 (five years ago)
it's perpetually startling when Xians prove their love of Jesus by displaying models of dead Jesus, who reputedly said 'do not worship images of me, especially when i'm rendered in extremis out of concrete'
― mildew and sanctimony (soda), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:37 (five years ago)
aka how to tell the difference between Catholics and Protestants.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:42 (five years ago)
I love it when a generic link like that gets posted because I know I'm about to go "Nice enough house. Kinda generic. Lot of work put into the driveway. Wonder why Spottie –– *needle scratch* –– Oh."
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:47 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/TBy8ehC.png
"Did you remember to photoshop the bird into the screen? No? Oh God, no one's going to notice the rest of the room because they're going to be looking at that dark television monitor!"
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:48 (five years ago)
yah the bird on the screen lol. the bathroom with the rocky sink / toilet base was particularly egregious.
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:04 (five years ago)
i actually checked this house out when it was for sale a couple years back:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7741-W-John-Cabot-Rd-Glendale-AZ-85308/8098314_zpid/?
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:05 (five years ago)
previous owner seen herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33izVlIOgnQ
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:16 (five years ago)
OH Man! I see what you're talking about. What were they thinking?
https://i.imgur.com/nNsZjTL.png
Wait, why's forks posting that?
― pplains, Thursday, 19 November 2020 21:34 (five years ago)
Ha, that HDR bullshit makes me feel like I’m having a migraine, but somehow is in perfect sympatico with the heavily-larded, mo-money-mo-decor aesthetic of these places.
― assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:19 (five years ago)
pplains did you see the rest of the pictures in that zillow link i posted?
― Spottie, Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:24 (five years ago)
Dazzle ship
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/72ab75eb4e7b311ce50dbf5fad6bbca1-cc_ft_576.jpg
― a certain derecho (brownie), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:27 (five years ago)
it looks like there's a paper-thin marble wall and a passageway behind it
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:38 (five years ago)
the thought of being hungover in that bathroom is now my worst nightmare
― a certain derecho (brownie), Thursday, 19 November 2020 22:43 (five years ago)
(I did, but an unphotoshopped flatscreen monitor really made want to smash!)
― pplains, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:09 (five years ago)
https://www.har.com/homedetail/300-noble-ave-fort-worth-tx-76140/6317160
― pplains, Sunday, 22 November 2020 16:40 (five years ago)
*goes to Versailles once*
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 22 November 2020 17:15 (five years ago)
heart-shaped tub
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:39 (five years ago)
Or is it a heart-shaped sink? Either way wft
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:43 (five years ago)
The whiplash between the boring texas suburb exterior and the interior is just whoa
hmm maybe it is a sink but why is the faucet not against the wall?
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 22 November 2020 18:57 (five years ago)
not a real estate listing but i stumbled across this (don't ask me how)
https://www.google.com/maps/@48.3729215,14.0280896,3a,75y,214.49h,73.31t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipOUpEC1SuddgVOLg46l9t2JCREO_zfDw1I6jlBy%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya181.1-ro-0-fo100!7i7680!8i3840
and it's pretty bonkers
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 November 2020 20:58 (five years ago)
i guess people just upload pictures of, like, their house to google maps? idk
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 November 2020 20:59 (five years ago)
pplains one is a baby trump starter house
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:00 (five years ago)
xp looks like it's a furniture maker so that might be their showroom and not an actual residence
― ciderpress, Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:07 (five years ago)
the only interior photobubbles in my neighborhood are the shared facilities of a condo complex, boring
― ciderpress, Sunday, 22 November 2020 21:17 (five years ago)
just got distracted from doing work, woke out of my trance and found i was watching barndominium videos again, i think i need a barndo
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 20:53 (five years ago)
lol
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 21:38 (five years ago)
I want a barndo.I want a barndo.
I want all of that old shitLike letters and soda signs.
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
A large part of me wanted to like this house as a piece of interesting art/design, but it turns out I just hate it.
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/0963/b357/6565/bb00/00e7/slideshow/stairway_house29_daici_ano.jpg
https://www.archdaily.com/936995/stairway-house-nendo
― emil.y, Monday, 30 November 2020 21:55 (five years ago)
i find that house very stressful
― call all destroyer, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:01 (five years ago)
can't stop laughing at that house
― ciderpress, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:04 (five years ago)
I would definitely hurt myself in that house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:05 (five years ago)
Minecraft school of architecture
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:06 (five years ago)
house like one of those bad dreams where you are naked
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:13 (five years ago)
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― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:14 (five years ago)
wait humans can't actually walk through glass seems like a problem
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:16 (five years ago)
love too put plants on stairs
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
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This is just an invitation to peepers.
https://images.adsttc.com/media/images/5e8a/028a/b357/6539/2100/012f/slideshow/stairway_house01_daici_ano.jpg?1586102891
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:17 (five years ago)
I'm sold.
https://i.imgur.com/6OHwENz.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 22:52 (five years ago)
imagine having an ego so huge that it just completely destroys your desire, nay, your ability to enjoy common, simple pleasures.
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:54 (five years ago)
i feel like stairs-into-glass-wall house and barndos are closer in spirit than one might suppose
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Monday, 30 November 2020 22:56 (five years ago)
NO
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:00 (five years ago)
map could be on to something here.
https://i.imgur.com/EfpTFf8.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:08 (five years ago)
I'd watch videos about planning and building the perfect stairway house.
― jmm, Monday, 30 November 2020 23:11 (five years ago)
a barndo of one's own
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 30 November 2020 23:18 (five years ago)
polyg compound edition
https://www.trulia.com/p/ut/hurricane/985-w-utah-ave-hurricane-ut-84737--2141292585
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 21:06 (five years ago)