L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

this thread has taken a really depressing turn.

These Barndos are killing me.

I don't get the sides of the barndominium with metal signs advertising Shell, Texaco, Mobile, Exxon, Sinclair, Phillips 66... There was never a wall that had all that crap in one place before, why now?

Might as well have a wall for McDonalds, Burger King, Waffle House, Denny's, Texas Barnhouse Steak Place, Starbucks. Would make about as much random sense as the other ones.

wait where is that one

i've got one more for "y'all" https://youtu.be/Xi0Qh4fX2Tk?t=377
i'm planning a bedroom in my house right now and i'm really drawing some great inspiration from this disaster

same guy as built that kitchen you just posted. i confess i am a little into his thing for sealed concrete floors :/

guys i think i might be a barndoholic

I'm sure there's barns you can barndofy out in like Howard County right?

um since i got a new job i have already been on zillow looking at frederick county farm property. oh no it's happening isn't it

Mine will be exclusively decorated with BARN messages.

BARN sweet BARN
BARN is where the BARN is
Live. Laugh. BARN.

I'd rather be BARN

My other BARN is a BARN

xpost, i like polished concrete floors too. I do not like these barndos though.

Oh dear god the christmas decorations

i've got one more for "y'all" https://youtu.be/Xi0Qh4fX2Tk?t=377
i'm planning a bedroom in my house right now and i'm really drawing some great inspiration from this disaster

― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, April 28, 2020 9:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

Aggies. Should have known.

Here are the metal signs I was talking about.

https://i.imgur.com/uyE85bF.jpg

"As you can see, here in the bedroom we have the 'Don Quixote' Suite..."
https://i.imgur.com/0Usg9JR.jpg

"And over motherfucking here, we've got a Big Ass Fan for your Big Ass Shithouse."
https://i.imgur.com/KHc0jHW.jpg

If your kitchen looks like one of the two below, fine. I've been there. I lived in a trailer with my single mom when I was a kid. I was a bachelor living with five other guys in college. I'm not here to judge...

https://i.imgur.com/mRu74z9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/K6SqxiX.jpg

...EXCEPT IF YOU PAID $1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A 6000-SF BARNDOMINIUM TO DECORATE THIS WAY.

The kids rooms in every one of these are 80% more drab and depressing than any 300-SF bedroom shared by two siblings with applesauce cups all over the place.

https://i.imgur.com/8Hg0kp4.jpg

Speaking of depressing, welcome to The Grand Hall of Barndoanadu:

https://i.imgur.com/GU3U3DP.jpg

there was an article in the WSJ last year about the founder of big ass fans shopping for a manhattan townhouse. he has really good taste!

ugh that kid room is so upsetting

seriously, this thread went from fun to nihilistic.

we needed a 72" fan for our place and that name kept coming up. they have a crazy good reputation but they're really pricey.

find a need and brand it

with ass

you gotta expect to pay for ass

that kids room is just boring, nothing of note i dont think. people really like their layers of browns.

The Big Ass moniker evolved over time, said Mr. Smith, 67. The ventilation company, which produces fans for residential, commercial and heavy-duty industrial use, some priced (before the company sold) as high as $10,000, was originally known as the High Volume Low Speed Fan Company. But “people would call and say ‘Are you those guys who make those big ass fans?’” Mr. Smith remembered. After they renamed the company, critics called Mr. Smith to say he was going to hell and that he was contributing to a general coarsening of American culture, he said. “Preachers and ding dongs,” he dubbed them.

lol kinda tough tho cos upon seeing the name the first time i thought for sure it was owned by some meathead monster energy type of bro. kinda fun that it isnt

i'm a fan of "Live Laugh BARN"

big ass fans always use to advertise in Harpers and The Atlantic

it's hard to imagine, but I think I actually hate Texas more than i did 24 hours ago. That's saying something.

https://i.imgur.com/UKJbKBx.jpg

Ah, so that's where they got the phrase "Western Swing".

And they say Americans aren't ready yet for bidets.

https://i.imgur.com/QUpQhLG.jpg

"As you can see, here in the bedroom we have the 'Don Quixote' Suite..."
https://i.imgur.com/0Usg9JR.jpg

again with like 9 pillows on your bed. idgi. where do they do when you sleep??

where do they GO i mean

The kids' bunkbed with three bunks and only 14" of headroom per person was BLEAK. There was enough room for another bed in there but okay I guess channel some kind of prison camp that's fine!

coming here late to say

Fans, Grass or Ass: no one rides for free

urinal in your home, truly living the dream

beer keg urinal, no less.

amazing

xpost, woah on my phone didn't notice that 😍😍😍

recycling hyuk hyuk hyuk

Back to basics, my favorite reoccurring event on residential listings:

https://i.imgur.com/xzIIC2Y.jpg

what in the hell is that brick wall there for

that looks like a plaster wall put up by a photographer

That was exactly my question at first too.

that's a mirror, right?

That's a mirror.

And the photographer is peeking the lens through a crack in the open door.