i want to search barndos on youtube but i probably need to do it in incognito b/c i don't want the harbl algorithm
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link
"I mean think about it. What if instead of a chandelier, we just hung up a gigantic dream catcher. Like, five feet in diameter. That'd set the mood for this place, right?"
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 03:41 (four years ago) link
what if instead of one modular sofa we had like, seven of them. and three fireplaces.
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 04:32 (four years ago) link
i'm still awake because i don't exercise or do anything anymore, and i need to show you something in the sofa realm
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 04:37 (four years ago) link
https://youtu.be/Brb1Kx8jfYw?t=101
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 04:40 (four years ago) link
my youtube algorithm is just...you wouldn't believe it. i have a real "museum" of interests, you could say.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 04:42 (four years ago) link
i think that is the one with all the bathroom signs, also
“what kind of counter is that?”“i think it’s a black...leather...granite”that exchange took such a right turn on me i had to lie downand lol harbl that was exactly the kind of couch-tetris set I was picturing before you posted that video
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 05:38 (four years ago) link
So many horseshoes.... And I'm including the couches and leather bar counters in that as well.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 09:29 (four years ago) link
That is the bathroom sign one.
― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 10:37 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/zsB0cy6.jpg
Not a zinger, but the altar where I had my First Communion looked a lot like this.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 12:29 (four years ago) link
this thread has taken a really depressing turn.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 13:41 (four years ago) link
These Barndos are killing me.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
I don't get the sides of the barndominium with metal signs advertising Shell, Texaco, Mobile, Exxon, Sinclair, Phillips 66... There was never a wall that had all that crap in one place before, why now?
Might as well have a wall for McDonalds, Burger King, Waffle House, Denny's, Texas Barnhouse Steak Place, Starbucks. Would make about as much random sense as the other ones.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
wait where is that one
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
i've got one more for "y'all" https://youtu.be/Xi0Qh4fX2Tk?t=377i'm planning a bedroom in my house right now and i'm really drawing some great inspiration from this disaster
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
same guy as built that kitchen you just posted. i confess i am a little into his thing for sealed concrete floors :/
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:54 (four years ago) link
guys i think i might be a barndoholic
I'm sure there's barns you can barndofy out in like Howard County right?
― silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
um since i got a new job i have already been on zillow looking at frederick county farm property. oh no it's happening isn't it
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link
Mine will be exclusively decorated with BARN messages.
― jmm, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:03 (four years ago) link
BARN sweet BARNBARN is where the BARN isLive. Laugh. BARN.
I'd rather be BARN
― silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:04 (four years ago) link
My other BARN is a BARN
xpost, i like polished concrete floors too. I do not like these barndos though.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
Oh dear god the christmas decorations
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, April 28, 2020 9:53 AM bookmarkflaglink
Aggies. Should have known.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
Here are the metal signs I was talking about.
https://i.imgur.com/uyE85bF.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
"As you can see, here in the bedroom we have the 'Don Quixote' Suite..."https://i.imgur.com/0Usg9JR.jpg
"And over motherfucking here, we've got a Big Ass Fan for your Big Ass Shithouse."https://i.imgur.com/KHc0jHW.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link
If your kitchen looks like one of the two below, fine. I've been there. I lived in a trailer with my single mom when I was a kid. I was a bachelor living with five other guys in college. I'm not here to judge...
https://i.imgur.com/mRu74z9.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/K6SqxiX.jpg
...EXCEPT IF YOU PAID $1 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A 6000-SF BARNDOMINIUM TO DECORATE THIS WAY.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
The kids rooms in every one of these are 80% more drab and depressing than any 300-SF bedroom shared by two siblings with applesauce cups all over the place.
https://i.imgur.com/8Hg0kp4.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link
Speaking of depressing, welcome to The Grand Hall of Barndoanadu:
https://i.imgur.com/GU3U3DP.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
there was an article in the WSJ last year about the founder of big ass fans shopping for a manhattan townhouse. he has really good taste!
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
ugh that kid room is so upsetting
― silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
seriously, this thread went from fun to nihilistic.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
we needed a 72" fan for our place and that name kept coming up. they have a crazy good reputation but they're really pricey.
― Spottie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link
find a need and brand it
― silby, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
with ass
you gotta expect to pay for ass
that kids room is just boring, nothing of note i dont think. people really like their layers of browns.
― Spottie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
The Big Ass moniker evolved over time, said Mr. Smith, 67. The ventilation company, which produces fans for residential, commercial and heavy-duty industrial use, some priced (before the company sold) as high as $10,000, was originally known as the High Volume Low Speed Fan Company. But “people would call and say ‘Are you those guys who make those big ass fans?’” Mr. Smith remembered. After they renamed the company, critics called Mr. Smith to say he was going to hell and that he was contributing to a general coarsening of American culture, he said. “Preachers and ding dongs,” he dubbed them.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
lol kinda tough tho cos upon seeing the name the first time i thought for sure it was owned by some meathead monster energy type of bro. kinda fun that it isnt
― Spottie, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
i'm a fan of "Live Laugh BARN"
big ass fans always use to advertise in Harpers and The Atlantic
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
it's hard to imagine, but I think I actually hate Texas more than i did 24 hours ago. That's saying something.
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:20 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UKJbKBx.jpg
Ah, so that's where they got the phrase "Western Swing".
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
And they say Americans aren't ready yet for bidets.
https://i.imgur.com/QUpQhLG.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
again with like 9 pillows on your bed. idgi. where do they do when you sleep??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
where do they GO i mean
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
The kids' bunkbed with three bunks and only 14" of headroom per person was BLEAK. There was enough room for another bed in there but okay I guess channel some kind of prison camp that's fine!
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
coming here late to sayFans, Grass or Ass: no one rides for free
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link