Who do you think (hope) has the biggest dick in Nickelback?

Got to meet the hottie with the million dollar body
They say it's over budget, but you'd pay her just to touch it, come on!
Needs to hit the big screen and shoot a little love scene
If Hollywood had called her she'd be gone before you holler, come on!

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks, tattoos on her left hip
She's bending as you're spending, there's no end to it, so baby come on!
Dressed up like a princess, betting that her skin smells
Better than the scent of every flower in the desert, come on!

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink thong
Every sugar daddy hitting on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money, she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the honey wanted you all along!

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

She loves the night scene, bar queen, just living for the fun
Taking over every dance floor like she's the only one
In the spotlight, all night, kissing everyone
And trying to look so innocent while sucking on her thumb

(So much cooler)
When you never pull it out
(So much cuter)
With something in your mouth!

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake your ass around for everyone!
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

(You naughty thing)
You're ripping up the dance floor honey
(You naughty woman)
You shake that ass around for everyone
(You're such a mover)
I love the way you dance with anybody
(The way you swing)
And tease them all by sucking on your thumb

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out
'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your

http://i32.tinypic.com/13ye0ex.jpg

http://www.akrondesign.com/Mascots/marylens/potpourri4.jpg

finding and outfit

Ha, I think I came across some of those same pics when I was looking for ideas for a corn costume.

costume for a Korn concert

http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Features/Activities/costume_poll_corn_main.jpg

http://www.babiesinthehood.com/images/popup/costume_corn.jpg

important post

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/chad.jpg

I don't want Chad. Even if he was physically attracted to me, I know that I can't be the kind of woman he wants & he can't be the kind of man who would be good for me. The ONLY reason that I ever thought otherwise is because Chad wrote the beautiful, song "Savin Me".

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a61/npope3001/IMAG0031.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyasjgsDii1qdaqqfo1_500.jpg

mods ffs this is clearly an ilm thread?

http://i.imgur.com/6HLNK.jpg

omg

using that picture one can almost decide the thread's title question

if one were so inclined

lol that was my thought

* Ryan Peake — backing vocals, lead guitar 1

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6yjg8Wlm1qingovo1_500.gif

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvb0a98sr91qbbmuco1_400.jpg

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/028/1/c/chad_kroeger_by_wildflowerthewarrior-d4nuzwp.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs17/f/2007/138/c/c/Chad_Kroeger_Lightning_by_ZsofiaGyuker.jpg

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/031/6/8/daniel_by_a_h_d-d38hj7v.jpg

http://www.chacha.com/question/how-come-the-band-nickelback-hasn't-come-to-casper-wyoming

Never mind that, who has the biggest back in Nickeldick?

it's been done, son

The biggest neck in Dickleback?

The biggest nickel in Dickback?

think (hope)

s0 complicated

http://i.imgur.com/S0sbd.jpg

hey wait what happened to prince philip

Bladder stuff.

Why is George Michael in the same blue box as the queen and her article's title?

Surely it would be "the queens' brave face" if that's what they're suggesting with that layout?

Chad's new airbrushed face is following you around the room, mona lisa style

http://p.twimg.com/A2eaTywCYAAP3d1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PKV8FmX.gif

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563151_193301344135113_467069706_n.png

http://i.imgur.com/rrtJY6j.jpg

'CONCERNS MOUNT FOR PRINCE PHILIP'

He hasn't said something racist for several days.

xp old fart supports Bernie Sanders, etc..

Here's hoping the thread can get back to its true purpose: Speculative fan fiction about Chad Kroger's dick size

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 4 March 2016 16:21