Nice find, jmm. I was thinking it was a possible Gospel producer, based only on the light blue walls and fluorescent lights in the panel ceiling.
That desk in the Oval Office made me wonder if Mayor Pete would be the first to bring a standup desk in there.
― pplains, Friday, 11 October 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link
When I saw the first couple of exterior shots I'm like "weird, why doesn't this mansion have a pool?" and then later I'm all ooooooooooooh OK then
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 11 October 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
Two bed, two bath... two stories?
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link
that may be the ugliest house i've ever seen. also alan why u capitalize every single word
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:48 (four years ago) link
oh i missed the flatness of it. ok. well whatever, it's ugly.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:49 (four years ago) link
wtf it's a wedge?
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link
pie house is extremely cool imo, all front lawns should be turned into community gardens or compact housing
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:24 (four years ago) link
I like the idea but it does totally have that built in 2003 look.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link
I thought it was one of those facade houses you see on a movie set, until I saw the actual listing.
I mean, don't sneeze too hard around that thing.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:12 (four years ago) link
I do gotta say this house was made for those awful wide-angle shots they use in the listings.
I mean, Living Room Dim. 23 X 12. I almost wonder if it was built out of spite.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:20 (four years ago) link
I just cracked myself up imagining the sound of all of harbl’s responses to that house as delivered by a pennsyltucky renovation contractor over a shitty PTT radioI’m easily amused
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 03:21 (four years ago) link
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/montlake-spite-house
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 16 October 2019 04:48 (four years ago) link
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65826048.html
― koogs, Sunday, 3 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
absolutely fucking deranged
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 November 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
there's some kind of photoshop prankery going on here right?? what IS all that stuff everywhere on the walls? how is that one attic window even cut into that wall? the angles seem all screwed up!
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link
electrical outlets?
― esempio (crüt), Sunday, 3 November 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
but............ so MANY
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 3 November 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link
Almost looks like it was previously full of hospital beds or something.
― jmm, Sunday, 3 November 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
Even the shower had too many knobs.
Kinda curious what the stove range must've looked like.
― pplains, Monday, 4 November 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link
I've also learned tonight what is a "chain-free" real estate deal.
― pplains, Monday, 4 November 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
Not crazy about "virtual staging," but at least it's pretty easy to spot:
https://i.imgur.com/3m4I8nS.jpg
While I can usually deduce if something is fake, now I'm having a hard time deciding if something's real:
https://i.imgur.com/AVY1DaB.jpg
The TV is definitely a virtual addition. The fireplace doesn't look right. And I about decided those couches were a figment of someone's imagination until:
https://i.imgur.com/9aAlfTZ.jpg
Those couches are floating, right? Then why go through all the trouble, but leave in the personal effects on the wall? But maybe the furniture is real.
https://i.imgur.com/xuYJ0xs.jpg
But seriously. Those televisions are weirding me out.
https://i.imgur.com/s8ZwWWo.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 8 November 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
ugh awful
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 8 November 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link
10010101010101010100IN THESE MOMENTSTIME STOOD STILL01010100101010101010
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 8 November 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
what if... none of the decor was real?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 November 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
lol which way is that bed supposed to be made up??tv_on_a_stool.jpg like it ain’t no thang
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link
Maybe it really ain't no thang!
― pplains, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
But man, I'll say this: There is some cheap real estate in El Paso, Texas.
it's bad if that is a neutral decor look.
― Yerac, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link
Those are some ugly ass virtual couches
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
Hello would you like to rent our murder house "ultimate in private living" residence.
https://i2.au.reastatic.net/1563x1013-resize,extend,r=33,g=40,b=46/c312196423fb40d1ffdbc8c9eeb5a97b9448bd5550c23338a73259ff4a835d4d/image.jpg
Nothing to see here, in your lovely original features bathroom. No, the bathtub was always that colour that isnt covering up any stains what are you on about.
https://i2.au.reastatic.net/1563x1013-resize,extend,r=33,g=40,b=46/3f45f5a3c60b9616880d5dd0981a2fd7da57c99ec8bb00d5bc7e7bbc91e83987/image.jpg
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link
This fucking cunt wants $530 a week for this small 2 bedroom shithole on a really crap street.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link
Yeah! Tell em bout (hit em where it hurts )
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
last five hours to buy a fixer-upper New York civil war mansion for 50k (with 4k annual property taxes). would that i had any handyman capabilitieshttps://derosaexchange.com/james-seymour-mansionhttps://derosaexchange.com/seymour-mansion-interior
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
https://www.latimes.com/business/real-estate/story/2020-01-02/guns-bears-and-bizarre-designs-dr-phils-strange-beverly-hills-home-comes-to-market
― koogs, Friday, 3 January 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
What a fscking weirdo. This Dr should be giving out advice to no one
― calstars, Friday, 3 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
(he is not a licenced doctor btw)
― don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Friday, 3 January 2020 16:47 (four years ago) link
i wouldn't have thought of dr phil as a kubrick bear fan
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 January 2020 17:11 (four years ago) link
I've never been more repulsed by something so beautiful.
https://i.imgur.com/V3JH26q.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 03:56 (four years ago) link
that door just ruined my evening.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
lol
― calstars, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
D:
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 05:54 (four years ago) link
https://jalopnik.com/welcome-to-my-summer-cottage-1841520837
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 February 2020 23:51 (four years ago) link
Year Built 2012
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:53 (four years ago) link
that's gotta be a spec house that's never been sold
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:54 (four years ago) link
people are so bad at building appealing mansions
― ciderpress, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link
if i can't imagine tiptoeing around it at night while holding a candlestick then im not interested
― ciderpress, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link
That house is ugly af
― calstars, Saturday, 8 February 2020 02:12 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/u4Gswtt.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 8 February 2020 04:24 (four years ago) link
every room has a different ceilingi want to punch someone
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 February 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link
"Well, putting a ramp down to the driveway would've been too steep."
https://i.imgur.com/3KD9dFS.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 28 March 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link