Famous Last Posts

RIP

first guy to double up on SBs

I dunno, E3. I've got one word for ya:

Poppage

did lj get sb'd twice? I thought he was just plain old banned prior to the sb system

self bannage, then sb i thought

Self bannage... that fucking guy

Maybe so. Dude likes to try a variety of positions when it comes to banning.

Careful guys, we don't want this thread to turn too meta ; )

If Thomas can get a Bill of Responsibilities and a Bill of Obligations added to the constitution, then I'm going to have to insist on a Bill of LOLs and a Bill of WTFs as well.

― libcrypt, Monday, April 13, 2009 1:34 PM Bookmark

Awaiting the Rock Hardy™ "Too Busy With This Project" answer from libby.

as a comedian, i gotta to admit im purty good. maybe even great, but i'd have to be a real dick to make dat statement. so
instead, ima read you part of a review of my show last month in north dakota. according to fred jamison of the harper's ridge
gazette, my show was, and i quote
'a stunningly cathartic discharge. a self-taught comedian [now there's a coupla quotation marks around comedian, that's ta
highlight how amazing it is that i'm selftaught] marsh purveyed, at interminable length, a series of wellworn tropes and
convalescent wit that left this reviewer exhausted.' now there might be a coupla words in dere that y'all don't understand, so i'll
make it easy on ya. this guy laughed so dogdonned hard it actually made him exhausted. he was laughin' his ass off,
and he wasn't alone. they was laughin so hard in there you could smell it, they was basically peein themselves. course, it
was a redneck bar, and that tends to happen anyway,

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Thursday, January 11, 2007 11:48 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that guy was such a cockfarmer

harbl i hope you get butt rot you old conk

― Lingbert, Tuesday, February 24, 2009 8:43 PM

D:

o on the 77 board "thread of people who should unequivocally not be invited to borad 77" this is what the moderator (?) had to say:

Vichytravelsizeputabutter X

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, April 23, 2008 5:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ugh

― The Reverend, Thursday, April 24, 2008 2:56 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's ture!

― strgn, Thursday, April 24, 2008 3:25 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dudes, for real, not as a hardman, just as me, the little el tombotito that exists inside the TOMBOT, that dude always was and remains to this day the most irritating and absolutely worthless poster on ILX. Whatever knowlegde he thinks he bring to the table is, to me, about as useful as BOSKO BALABAN STATS FOR SEASON, and BBSFS was more haw haw

― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 27, 2008 6:36 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am so about to open up on his fucking weird astrology I'm a special bi-hindu ass and send him right back to whatever completely irrelevant part of the library he belongs, like large print cartoons of how the universe was born according to DJ Junk

― El Tomboto, Sunday, April 27, 2008 6:42 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark

...but then i got invited to 77 this November.

and then last week when a really old "joke" thread of mine was revived Dom, max, grady, and J0rdan talked about me being an astrological-believing lesbian-hating transgendered annoying batshit crazy loon...

and now you all have this discussion about "not talking shit on 77" and how the "mods" want to prevent that...

and NOW i cannot see 77 any more, and have been kicked off it (?). probably because max or whoever wanted me kicked off it so whatever was being said about me, could continue

so okay. i'm not just trying to point out the massive contradictions here... its okay, i should obviously deal with the fact that i'm apparently one of the most worthless ilx posters since i used to write about astrology (never mind roxy and her tarot cards!). and tom IS right w/r/t how i've never really been that funny online either, and i've spent too much of my time here arguing arcane subjects that go over people's heads (i'll miss you Kenan). i did make some interesting friends in the process though

i really shouldn't be on ilx after wasting 8 years of my life, on and off, here in the first place - i have other things going on -and i only got here because i followed Al!y K from alt.music, who i used to write to way back in 1998! there's so much more i "should" deal with now, and i shouldn't have returned after grad school out of curiosity anyway (it was because i finished my film, and had time to kill). also because i still regularly talk to c0ry, and he isn't here now anyway (i missed his outing as well)

but get real. enough with trying to pretend that you endlessly clever assholes aren't always talking shit about someone else here. secret borads or not.

― Vichitravirya_XI, Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:25 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still no clue why i got singled out in that post but rip

i still regularly talk to c0ry,

See I would've gone for "Echoes" vs. Isaac Hayes' "Walk on By" but I gotta hear that Damned song.

― nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, January 19, 2007 4:49 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no bruce gilbert, no credibility

― hstencil, Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:34 AM

Jesus, that's an awesome last post.

BOYS HEROGASM #1 (MR) $2.99

― balls, Monday, May 18, 2009 9:48 PM Bookmark

Don't want to stop posting and end up on the Pleasant Plains Presents Famous Last Posts thread.

― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, August 7, 2009 6:23 PM (10 minutes ago)

this is pretty much it

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Friday, August 7, 2009 5:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:56 PM (1 month ago)

http://tinyurl.com/bapppp

how is kruger not popping that ball all the time?

clearly because the guy from "Army Of Two" never lets Freddie get his hands on it...

Don't want to stop posting and end up on the Pleasant Plains Presents Famous Last Posts thread.

― Horace Silver Machine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, August 7, 2009 6:23 PM (10 minutes ago)

this is pretty much it

― permanent response lopp (harbl), Friday, August 7, 2009 5:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― http://tinyurl.com/bapppp (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, August 8, 2009 6:56 PM (1 month ago)

― velko, Wednesday, September 30, 2009 10:20 PM (Yesterday)

http://www.twogunrocky.com/fouryork2.jpg

L-R: Miki Hakkinen, Retief Goosen, Usain Bolt, Tuomas

― farcottonloco, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 11:46 (3 months ago) Bookmark

http://www.joesportsfan.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mayweathercenalohan.JPG

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:07 (1 year ago) Bookmark

fuck this is a magical day

― Man!! (Man!!) (country matters), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:56 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/5103/ricko.gif

― •••••••• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, January 1, 2010 7:30 PM (1 month ago)

lol

AFK, gotta check my oven to see how my methamphetamine is coming along....

for me to poop on

― :3 (cankles), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:47 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K2Y2cGDRhI

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, March 12, 2010 2:58 PM

Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?

― dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 9:52 AM (2 years ago)

Hahahaha

― Jaimee Stewart (Jaimee), Sunday, February 11, 2007 3:10 AM

Lol

― Claire Elise Archibald, Sunday, February 11, 2007 9:09 AM

jonny

-- jonny, Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:04

I'm switching to pot.

― unibrower (aimurchie), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 2:29 AM (1 year ago)

this thread makes me kinda sad

^

i'm weird 'cause i hate goodbyes O_O

No, that's not weird. I think goodbyes are awful. I don't feel that way about this thread but saying goodbye to ppl irl who I know I won't see for a long time really breaks my heart.

ENBB, i was making a lame Owl City joek :-)

and, yeah, goodbyes are the worst

lately for goodbyes I've taken to saying a silly line from one of the ocean's 1X movies, "I'll see you when I see you"

ksh - oh sorry - that song makes me want to stab ppl so I've never actually listened all the way through

loooool. understandable! :-D

gtfo ire plz

O_O

O_O what?