L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

what's the little door near the floor for??

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)

poop hatch

related excellent thread:

reply with the worst design/architecture picture you have pic.twitter.com/ELhQc9rslY

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) August 10, 2019

that kitchen in that thread with all the appliances together by the weird corner sink, I can literally feel all the doors hitting my knees and shins.

The main bedroom in the apartment I live in right now is a little odd. The shower and bathtub is completely open to the bedroom (which I actually like) and the toilet has no door and is just around a little wall and it faces the closet. You can play peekaboo when someone is using the toilet.

pic.twitter.com/cCXpJxkt7I

— Desta 💀💜 (@ColumbiaSkies) August 11, 2019

Glass floor i bet?

I’d take that bet

the emerald green room with the high-gloss ceiling is blowing my mind:

Bedrooms pic.twitter.com/ocqRRtBr2b

— Gacona (@MeBeGacona) August 11, 2019

I would totally preach from that pulpit bed. It rules.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/2ec976a6f2a610d8d2c143bef361a58e/tumblr_pwi2zmV4Xc1rrqskho1_400.jpg

There's room in the shower for a hot plate, missed opportunity.

Welcome to my (bath)room

Every object in that room just “is.” Here’s a rug. Here’s a shower enclosure. Here are some coat hangers. Here is light bulb.

https://twitter.com/bathroom

Have a nice click through the photos of this five bedroom blue-stone house with a swimming pool, rooftop view of the ports, detached chapel and butler's pantry.

Thanks for the warning

wtf

i appreciate how the portrait of alice cooper ties it all together

The agents have sequenced the Alice portrait perfectly in that gallery.

Hell of a tour

looks like the set from true detective season 5

a lot of places to hide.

Typical ManU fan.

"crusty demons" pillowcase

I'm not going to overthink this, but why would you keep paper towels in your bathroom?

https://i.imgur.com/N6w0Dm9.jpg

I'm not even going to mention the little step the counter takes to get down to the sink.

drying hands after washing them

I've never seen that in a residential bathroom. Not even in college.

me neither

My in-laws have a disposable paper towel dispenser in their bathroom that is different from kitchen paper towel rolls, it's more like a tissue box. but same idea. I guess people worry about passing germs via regular old handtowels? Or they think guests will worry about that? The wastefulness of it makes me crazy but tbf they do also have regular towels in there.

Also the lights above that mirror are a rush of nostalgia to my childhood bathroom, esp the fact that half of them are burnt out

^

the paper towels are just gonna absorb all the aerosolized poop the first time someone forgets to put the lid down before flushing

Regular TP just doesn’t cut it for some folks

Stop what you’re doing and look at the photos of this listing on Zillow. Whenever you think something is weird, just wait. JUST. WAIT. https://t.co/1Ws6Aou0LP

— Lindsay Kaplan (@lindsaykap) October 11, 2019

The pipe organ is pretty baller

WHOA, A POPCORN MACHINE????

ok lol

That was fun. "OK, I guess that was all the wild stuff this one had –– OH SHIT."

that was like eight different homes worth of home
Two stoves flanked by two massive inset microwaves!
also an oval office and like fourteen pools and a walkthru shower i guess?

Acreage suitable for personal Helipad.

The drum kits got me

I guess i should give a warning of clowns (scroll through). https://www.facebook.com/coastalpgi/photos/pcb.2408731502578374/2408703915914466/?type=3&theater

https://i.imgur.com/T9q28Qj.jpg

As God as my witness, I will never understand the state of Florida.

I wonder if she's related to Wes.

lol i came to post that wappingers falls house. don't miss the two microwaves on top of one another!

found this nearby so you can live inside first reformed https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10-Liberty-St-Chelsea-NY-12512/242648911_zpid/?

https://i.imgur.com/Hvfth9B.png

"OKAY, EVERYONE, FAMILY MEETING!"

- "Thanks, Father McGillicudy, for coming by to bless our new house."

- "Why sure, it's my – wait, what is this."

I have 2 microwaves on top of each other. I moved into a furnished flat while already owning one and didnt know what to do with them both. Luckily they are tucked away so you'd have to really snoop (or read ilx) to find out my shame.

it's ok it's not like you custom designed your kitchen to have them and then inexplicably bought two different brands