Famous Last Posts

Whatever, if you're not going to take this seriously, that's fine.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Friday, July 28, 2006 6:09 PM

(^^ Best part of that: It took place on "Dane Cook is the worst thing to ever happen to comedy".)

I wanted my board to be a sucess, but it is empty :( *cries*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, February 26, 2004

@CaptainScott I am just going outside and may be some time.

about 100 years ago from TwitterMobile

nope

wrong Antartica explorer

haha i thought that but i don't really know how Twitter works

hai guyz how do i get to huntington beach
i wunt to go hunting

― a puppy, Thursday, October 2, 2008 1:35 PM

You asking for it boyo... I'll nut you in the forehead.

― Nutty_Nigel, Friday, January 28, 2005 12:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wickedpedia..that is funny...

I made up that name. I don't think these people have any wit. they don't the gift to make people laugh.

― marissa marchant............., Sunday, December 25, 2005 5:16 PM

I noticed this coming up in my referers, and I'd like to state that I no longer have anything to do with the Aja/Dante board, and I don't have a fucking clue who you're talking about.

Cheers.

― Dante (Sean3), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:10 PM (3 years ago)

"they don't the gift" olol

kanye is the zima to my book club.

― TynanTynan, Monday, September 10, 2007 5:17 PM*

* NOTE: I could not find any of this guy's original posts under the username of mharlashan or something like that.

Seriously, do a search of "no sufjan, no credibility" It's like he's been deleted unless this was some sandbox thing.

Looking at the links on the tynan appreciation thread does suggest that a shitload of his output was on the sandbox.

lol

― bato (bato), Friday, February 2, 2007 12:19 PM (2 years ago)

Sandbox is The Mayberry RFD of our Andy Griffith Show we've got going on here.

i support the idea of this trendlet i should say. the actual results so far have left me kinda cold.

― strongohulkington, Monday, March 3, 2008 11:13 AM

I miss Jess :(

WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN TALKING TO/ABOUT HIM

-- HI DERE, Thursday, May 24, 2007 9:00 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Because this is as close to a genuine gangbang as they've ever gotten, that's why

― Manalishi, Thursday, May 24, 2007 4:01 PM

(^^ From a wonderful little thread entitled "Where's AL & Jesse on this one ????????")

the brunette daughter got mugged in argentina

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, November 21, 2006 7:58 PM

r.i.p. heaven needed a freak folker-gone-jay farrar ted nugent

that manalishi thread was just delightful

on a thread called FIN, appropriate enough

http://www.marine.usf.edu/images/sharkfin.jpg

― gear, Friday, February 23, 2007 10:11 AM

R.I.P. Heaven need a reason to get people to stfu about that white couch.

othing depressing about it, i'm having a good night following a great day.

but you know, thanks for being mr. preachy judgemental.

― chicago kevin, Monday, September 15, 2008 9:56 PM

acrobat wrote this on thread FRANZ FERDINAND THIRD ALBUM ANTICIPATION THREAD! on board I Love Music on Oct 5, 2007

I like them best when they sound like The Divine Comedy.

what a gay message bord

― michael, Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:21 PM (21 minutes ago)

Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.
Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:26 PM Site michael has been banned permanently.

hope he keeps reading how long before life in the universe is gone forever & gets an answer

I was waiting for one of those.

That's kinda uncool, maybe you could try to keep the thread positive.

it was positive to begin with?

there's poor taste, and then there's poor taste.

...

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:02 PM (9 months ago)

To what do I owe this needless unbanning?

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, September 10, 2008 5:03 PM (9 months ago)

lol

Nude Spock wrote this on thread Does J Blount Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole? on board 1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 on Feb 28, 2008

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/170/emotcolbertwz3.gif

― Nude Spock, Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:45 AM

There is no reason for most of the mindless crap that goes on here. Except maybe there are just people who have to shit on someone else in order to prove how cool they are. God forbid Tuomas (or anyone) isn't a cookie cutter of everyone else.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, November 24, 2005 1:10 AM

countdown to luna in 5... 4... 3...

That one and Chaki are too easy.

Luna's last day was pretty eventful:

luna wrote this on thread Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007

I'm finished with ILx as of today - the witch hunt that seems to be going on by people who don't know me, have never spoken to me, or asked for my side of whatever stories they're being told is too much to bear given what's happened in my life this year so far, and so I just concede. If they want to believe I'm fake and a liar and a parody, they are welcome to. Y'all can email me if you have the desire, but the time has come (okay it was probably 3 years ago) for me to bow out gracefully and so I shall. xxx

luna wrote this on thread More than LOLs is all I never needed you to show, then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!, 'cause I'd already know on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007

Actually, you know what? I don't give one sweet shit what you think, feel or say. Bye bye now.

luna wrote this on thread More than LOLs is all I never needed you to show, then you wouldn't have to say EXCELSIOR!, 'cause I'd already know on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007

Yeah, *she's* talking out of HER ass. You don't know shit, pal, so shut the fuck UP already.

luna wrote this on thread Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven on board I Love Everything on Oct 13, 2007

I am rapidly becoming fed up with ILx again, thanks y'all for being so lovely.

luna wrote this on thread The new rolling ILX parenting thread, since the other one was getting unwieldy on board I Love People-Making on Oct 13, 2007

Welcome to the world, Ethan! xxx Congrats Mr & Mrs Coastaltown!

NOISE BOARD NEW ANSWERS PAGE 2008

― jinx hijinks (dr g), Monday, May 15, 2006 5:27 PM Bookmark

haha "these pedophiles should know better"

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:01 AM (2 years ago)

^ probably posted right before chris hansen knocked ; )

Okay that is the funniest thing Dom has ever posted.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, February 10, 2007 10:03 PM

(^^ Last post under the DP moniker.)

:)
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, January 26, 2007 1:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I wondered how inane my last post under that username would be and I'm rather proud of going out with a smile.

all i really been listenin to is os mutantes and van dyke parks and sonny sharrock. i need some upbeat music for keeping me-self warm. plus my iTunes makes my computer crash so i can't load shit on to my iPod u_u
ps milton i luv catherine ribeiro so much. my fave is the song where she starts laughing maniacally like she's having some horrible nervous breakdown, its the first track on one of her albums, forget which one. les fees carabosse or something.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi killie
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, February 6, 2007 8:16 PM Bookmark

that city is 99.999% white. it's all upper middle class ennui.

― burt_stanton, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 12:14 AM

he died as he lived RIP

btw, have you guys heard my dj set yet? http://www.divshare.com/download/6843599-b08 -streaming
you can tell I put a lot of work into it by my logo
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/9085/djlorax.jpg

― CaptainLorax, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 2:04 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's kind of hard to sort through the imitations.

Schef made like 300 posts calling herself "Lady Burt Stanton". That took some digging.

And the last post from Chaki in the search ain't Chaki.

omg @ the sickening homophobia in that link, does the uk not have like incitement to hatred laws?

diaf

― tanuki, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:13 AM

maybe they d'd iaf

fuiudiaf

tanuki

100.

Does Daddino post here anymore?

No.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, August 5, 2012 12:03 PM (1 hour ago)

Cannot find me no muslamic ray guns on Spotify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIPD8qHhtVU

― The GeirBot (Geir Hongro), Sunday, 22 July 2012 00:21 (2 months ago)

lol

Ugly Betty star America Ferrera and her golden retriever Buddy make a fetching pair while playing ball at a San Diego beach.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/beauties07/beautyandbeast/america_ferrera400.jpg

― America & Buddy, Monday, November 10, 2008 2:12 AM (3 years ago)

34°56'59.34"N
69°15'48.15"E

― Captain Savour-A-Ho (Batty), Monday, March 16, 2009 12:24 PM (3 years ago)

thanks all!

during my journey for new music i found and recommend:

Le vent nous portera by Noir Désir

totally french and not german but i got side tracked :3

― hondurian, Thursday, March 18, 2010 12:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the last ten seconds are awesome

― peacocks, Tuesday, February 22, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Forget the big picture here Clemenza, if you saw our planet from distant orbit it would change your life more than being a pop star.

― Jason Dowd, Wednesday, 15 May 2013 00:05 (5 months ago)

You asking for it boyo... I'll nut you in the forehead.

― Nutty_Nigel, Friday, January 28, 2005 12:11 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, June 9, 2009 12:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bring back Nutty_Nigel

that in turn was a reference to the doctor calling amy 'the girl who waited', when she waited for him as kid

― a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:01 (2 years ago)

After blasting Sweet Heart, Sweet Light in my headphones while wandering around outside, I've decided this is my favorite Spiritualized album since Lazer Guided Melodies.

In my mind, of course, it's impossible to top Lazer Guided Melodies, however, Sweet Heart, Sweet Light is superior to his previous three albums and (here's where I really upset the apple cart) it's even better than Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space, to my ears.

"So Long, You Pretty Thing" is heartbreakingly beautiful. Brings tears to my eyes and, simultaneously, a smile to my face.

― Graveyard Poet, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 07:18 (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not a bad way to go

Disraeli.

― The Ultimate Conclusion (lokar), Saturday, 10 February 2007 14:12 (7 years ago)

Yikes. This conversation is making me sleepy.

― Freedom in Truth! (Freud Junior), Saturday, 8 July 2006 05:27 (7 years ago)

I dursn't click on that thread

― velko, Monday, November 4, 2013 11:03 AM (6 months ago)

hahaha. i hope he still lurks.

I'm switching to pot.

― unibrower (aimurchie), Wednesday, April 1, 2009 2:29 AM (1 year ago)

what ever happened to this poster, we used to AIM chat, i forgot

became massive stoner?

watercunt??? that's a new chapter

― ....... (waterface), Saturday, May 3, 2014 5:29 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark

man gawker reports on the dumbest shit

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:38 PM (2 years ago)

l0u1s jagg3r (Haberdager) wrote this on thread what to do when a girl you meet wants a platonic relationship and you want more? on board I Love Everything on Aug 16, 2006

*flicks lighter* NOOOOOObody SAAAAAID it was EEEEEEAsyy-yyy [/irony]

lol, classic & classic

the anti-pit bull bias on this thread is obscene though. i mean, i have never seen him be aggressive in a way that is problematic. he has an intense, serious personality, which is sort of funny bc he lives in an apartment full of mild mannered creative types, but i am pretty sure he would never hurt anyone unless he thoguht one of us was threatened. (he does seem to think it's his job to protect us.) he is a noble animal for sure.

― Treeship, Monday, May 23, 2016 12:13 PM (9 hours ago)

I vote legs. Any kind of legs!

― Mount Cleaners, Sunday, June 26, 2011 7:24 PM

Not sure yet, but time and career plans mandate cutting all fiction in favor of history and travel literature. I have a gigantic backlog I have to work through.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka And The Moon Rose Over An Open Field... (Mount Cleaners), Wednesday, January 9, 2013 11:58 AM

WTF bug
http://i.imgur.com/dnwDVzr.png

― buffandmaxsmom, Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:46 AM