I find these very subtly bad:
https://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_1_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_4_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_9_3.jpghttps://ssl.cdn-redfin.com/photo/78/mbpaddedwide/249/genMid.4601249_13_3.jpg
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:22 (eight years ago) link
"Oh you know, I love music, that's why I keep random components of a drum kit on hand not set up in any playable configuration"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 03:23 (eight years ago) link
Certainly an obscenely soulless and too-large house.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 04:51 (eight years ago) link
I love how the attempts at grandeur break down once we reach an actual room - just 8 foot ceilings, Venetian blinds, and an ill-proportioned room struggling to make sense of way way too many windows. Good luck putting anything in there besides miscellaneous objects arranged in order to vaguely suggest a hobby or lifestyle choice.
― Harvey Manfrenjensenden (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 05:52 (eight years ago) link
I'd live there. I could turn it around.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 09:53 (eight years ago) link
Yours for 3 mil
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 10:44 (eight years ago) link
Weird how they snapped the photo just as the bride was coming out of the rest room.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:24 (eight years ago) link
never saw this thread before, very lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 13:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gWbjjGV.jpg
Love the fringe halos around the trees. Anything else it's got that violates space and dimensions?
http://i.imgur.com/HATZ4lD.jpg
OMG, we'll take it. Right after I'm done peaking here.
― pplains, Sunday, 28 August 2016 02:58 (eight years ago) link
https://s14.postimg.org/v2njnrek1/image.jpg
£1.2m is a lot of money but it's a big house...
https://s21.postimg.org/lor0t9i4n/image.jpg
Decor could use some updating but...
https://s11.postimg.org/hkc04h1dv/image.jpg
Hmm.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 September 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
whaaaat
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 September 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link
yeah who puts a men in black picture on the wall
― chinavision!, Friday, 9 September 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link
o m ghttps://www.trulia.com/property/1062850320-24-Brentwood-Dr-Avon-CT-06001flip through those pics
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:33 (seven years ago) link
mother of god
is that the hansel and gretel house
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
below is apparently the artist's spec for the brentwood house? http://nebula.wsimg.com/d2d1e9307fee8e376e94e42c9174fcc7?AccessKeyId=D805D8BDDABF3F976511&disposition=0&alloworigin=1
(via jes skolnik on twitter: he got excited and a pal of his did some archive-diving)
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:08 (seven years ago) link
ha yea we were talking about this place in the "buying a house" thread
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
posted it there too :)
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:14 (seven years ago) link
another wonderful pplains thread. in the words of loleatta holloway, he gets down to the real nitty gritty.
― do i look sexy today 564 (map), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link
lol that link. house is kind of amazing all things considered
― Spottie, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 19:28 (seven years ago) link
great place to live if you take shrooms every day
― esempiu (crüt), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 01:27 (seven years ago) link
This house was occupied by two brothers for 30 years. The owner was a hoarder and the property has about 10 sheds on it. The price is what it is because of the condition of the house. It is in need of a total rehab of the house and the yard. The bones of this house seem good but is not for the faint of heart. There is a strong urine smell throughout and the inside needs to be stripped out and totally redone to make this into something worthwhile, or just bulldozed and stick a new house on the lot.
― alomar lines, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 04:48 (seven years ago) link
natural ice
http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/108-Freese-Dr_Sanger_TX_76266_M70050-11495#photo0
― PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
HA
― Spottie, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link
Oh no
― badg, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link
The reprise of the screened-in porch couldn't even distract me.
Appropriate it's on Freese Drive though.
― pplains, Thursday, 27 October 2016 00:56 (seven years ago) link
omg
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:09 (seven years ago) link
haha oh no
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link
heh i thought the kitchen was the money shot but.. i was wrong
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 27 October 2016 01:54 (seven years ago) link
lolll
― DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 October 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link
honestly baffled by the hallway's lack of walkspace, footprints, or central pile
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 27 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link
click on a link from an ilx thread one time and
http://i.imgur.com/PkGjlY7.png
― pplains, Monday, 31 October 2016 00:10 (seven years ago) link
listing photos are like "did you see the pool?" "there's a pool here!!!" "interior is really nice but i just want to make sure you remember there's a swimming pool!" "by the way there is an outdoor bar/entertainment area next to the swimming pool!!!!" http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4554-Broadale-Rd-Cleveland-OH-44109/33341071_zpid/
― marcos, Friday, 16 December 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link
it is a pretty fly pool but yeah interesting contrast to the number of listings i've seen where the pool is minimized or not even photographed.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 16 December 2016 18:32 (seven years ago) link
"Paradise in Cleveland!"
― Lee626, Friday, 16 December 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
Welcome to McMansion Hell
― new noise, Friday, 16 December 2016 20:10 (seven years ago) link
Everyone of those statues, including the fat pizza chef and the staircase santas, come to life at night and try to stab you.
― pplains, Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:38 (seven years ago) link
lol @ "an art"
― marcos, Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:50 (seven years ago) link
"Dressers about to stage an intervention"
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 17 December 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HipZOcg.jpg
"Hello! Thanks for coming! If you could just sign in here, we'll get you your registration packet and schedule. Where are you all from?"
― pplains, Sunday, 8 January 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oBwu2VO.jpg
"Well, let me answer your question with a question. How would you like to have free honey for the rest of your life?"
― pplains, Sunday, 8 January 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lDn5Y95.jpg
And this one messing with my head like:
http://i.imgur.com/Z9w8peC.gif
http://i.imgur.com/htoKR1F.jpg?1
Oh come on, you'd have a better chance of dying from pneumonia than actually electrocuting yourself!
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 03:49 (seven years ago) link
feel like I just typed idclip in doom ii
― “Yeah. Huh, thanks.” (los blue jeans), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:22 (seven years ago) link
lol
― tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 04:30 (seven years ago) link
http://www.mcmansionhell.com/ is fun stuff - - - good at calling out specific design crimes and giving me new ways to hate these buildings, and the real-estate agent set-dressers who must go around with carloads of pottery to arrange in glass-fronted cabinets.. fyi the topmost entry is some kind of non-sequitur entry in a different genre, the meat is below.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link
haha yes that is a great site
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:07 (seven years ago) link
the "101" series of articles is essential.
― ✓ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 4 May 2017 01:47 (seven years ago) link
the examples of 10s are so insane I kind of like them
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a2667b75cec76b6143096add05095d49/tumblr_inline_of5nql2ani1sppt0x_1280.png
― your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Thursday, 4 May 2017 02:12 (seven years ago) link
If I were a roofer and got a call to quote reroofing that, I'd just cross my arms and say "seven million."
― 20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Thursday, 4 May 2017 02:21 (seven years ago) link
"wrecked upon"? Argh.
But yes that site has some godawful architecture. I think they did an Aus special once.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 4 May 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link