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dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame

how do i know if i'm gay

is it ok to date 2nd cousin

how can i be gay?

Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?

how do i tell him i love him

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Question: can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Dr. Phil?

This Dr. Phil thread would be awesome if Dr. Phil ever responded

i bet it's not even the real Dr. Phil

b-b-but that's the real Dr. Phil in the photo, isn't it?

Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.

ok maybe

unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?

1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.

2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.

3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.

yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you

dr. phil, was that a dis?

hi jergins

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thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place

lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3

aint nothing but a gangsta party

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Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

billions

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

she will not go with me to the culb

galvanize me to "get real"

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

they roomed together at Dr school

he never answers
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Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

dr. phil how is baltimore these days?

phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f

Phil,
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thanks,

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

he never answers

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

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bcz he'll break u heart

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how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

does dr. phil become dr. grill on the weekends? i bet he does

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I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

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I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc

"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"

"yup"

"so the audience are a buncha hos"