It wasn't until the second sentence that I completely understood he was a person.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:30 (nine years ago) link
A BLUE-MOUTHED Greenock blade carrier
could be some type of truck or marine vessel I suppose
― not content (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link
http://www.siemens.com/press/pool/de/feature/energy/feature-2010-07-Helwan.jpgThe picture shows a guide blade carrier as ordered by Helwan Fertilizer Company.
― not content (onimo), Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link
what is the mating call of the blue-mouthed greenock blade carrier
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 April 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link
http://hawaiianforest.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Fairy-Tern-Eye-Beak-Closeup-Sml.jpg
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 April 2015 15:22 (nine years ago) link
i believe it's 'HAW CUNTO YER GAUNAE GET CHIBBED'
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 10 April 2015 13:24 (nine years ago) link
i king of love my governor, guys
https://www.minnpost.com/political-agenda/2015/04/put-umlauts-back-lindstr-m-sign-dayton-demands
this story made the nyt this morning, but i need to give some shine to the jimcookesque artwork on this one
― goole, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/tisdale-sask-rethinks-its-land-of-rape-and-honey-slogan-1.3042212
― gr8080, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link
http://monroecountyjournal.com/2015/04/22/amory-main-street-hosting-touch-a-truck-event/
“I learned about this at a Mississippi Main Street training conference and other towns have had huge success with it. This is the first fundraiser of this kind, and all of the proceeds will go toward the beatification process downtown,” said Amory Main Street Director Carol Knight.
"Touch my truck and I'm one step closer to sainthood."
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Rape in the slogan refers to rapeseed, which has a number of varieties, including canola.
"No, dear. It refers to varieties of canola, don't get so upset."
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link
WMC, if they have a livecam of the touch-a-truck, you will have entertainment for at least 52 hours.
― pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
Wait, Tisdale is local to you?
― Plasmon, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.cbc.ca/1.3044202.1429733244!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_620/smiling-poop-header.jpg
Canadians top the world in smiling poop emoji use, report finds
Canadian emoji users found to be twice as raunchy and violent as the rest of the world
http://i.cbc.ca/1.3044081.1429723123!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_620/poop-emoji-graph-swiftkey.jpg
― Plasmon, Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
url says it all really:
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/12919205.Burglar_lost_his_iPhone_on_raid_so_set_home_on_fire_only_for_mobile_to_survive_blaze_and_lead_police_to_him/
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 09:19 (nine years ago) link
story also contains a great name (tony bytheway)
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 09:20 (nine years ago) link
i can't deal with that name
― carles the jekyll (imago), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 09:23 (nine years ago) link
other factors obv but this is as clear a case of name -> childhood bullying -> crime as i can think of
― carles the jekyll (imago), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 09:24 (nine years ago) link
must have ended up hating the red hot chili peppers for sure
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 09:36 (nine years ago) link
mind you join the club eh mate
"…because he always said everything twice. And then there was Tony Bytheway, a guy most of us didn't even think to say hello to until we were already walking out the door."
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 13:25 (nine years ago) link
@SeattlePD: Officers working to retrieve shirtless man with hammer from Cal Anderson basketball hoop. #MayDaySea
― alomar lines, Saturday, 2 May 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
:D :D :D
http://www.sltrib.com/news/2465692-155/jury-san-juan-county-commissioner-phil
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2015/05/04/mta-removes-operators-pee-bottles-near-train-station/
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link
and another one: http://gothamist.com/2015/05/04/video_garbage_can_on_subway_tracks.php
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link
@SeattlePD: Officers working to retrieve shirtless man with hammer from Cal Anderson basketball hoop. #MayDaySea― alomar lines, Friday, May 1, 2015 10:14 PM
i enjoyed the aerial video of that
― 😂 (am0n), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link
http://www.capitalgazette.com/bs-md-ci-officer-bites-testicles-20150506,0,7839088.story
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/mfpd_zpslaeyg5yz.jpg
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
i knew that was you posting this article
― computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:51 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, it's made gawker by now though, so not quite the oddball hometown scoop I thought it would be.
― yellow fetwapper (how's life), Thursday, 7 May 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link
this isn't local to me but it came up regionally.
just check these out, in order:
May 21, 2014: http://www.hngnews.com/mcfarland_thistle/news/local/article_a165e52a-e127-11e3-89b8-0017a43b2370.html
August 21, 2014: http://www.hngnews.com/mcfarland_thistle/news/local/image_77ea261e-289b-11e4-83ee-0017a43b2370.html
May 4, 2015: http://www.hngnews.com/mcfarland_thistle/article_b6688056-f2ae-11e4-a761-934906bc4a3a.html
May 7, 2015: http://www.hngnews.com/mcfarland_thistle/article_0a77ce26-f4db-11e4-a3e1-ff782018bac8.html
― goole, Friday, 8 May 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link
So what happened with the pergola?
― pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:21 (nine years ago) link
there but for the grace of god go most of the people i went to high school with.actually, that reminds me of an incident that happened junior year when i was at band camp (yes, lol american pie whatev) and a good friend got in an argument with a woman who had been brought in from a local college to help us better manage on-field spacing. they had been going back and forth all summer and dude had a habit (i think from watching the simpsons?) of lunging at people as if to strangle them while yelling "WHY YOU"... you know, typical dumbfuck highschool stuff. Only in this case he did it and she froze and he somehow ended up grabbing her and she promptly punched him in the nose and he started actually throttling her. he got expelled and thrown into a military school and disappeared out of our lives. He ended up enrolling in the armed forces; I didn't see him until a little over a decade later.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
tl, dr: high school kids are all completely insane
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link
Arkansas veterinarian operates on dog that ate 23 bullets
MOUNTAIN HOME, Ark. (AP) - An Arkansas veterinarian has kept a dog from going out with a bang after the animal ate 23 live rifle rounds.
Benno, the 4-year-old Belgian Malinois, had surgery last week to remove the .308 caliber ammunition from his stomach, The Baxter Bulletin reported.
Owner Larry Brassfield said Benno has eaten socks, magnets and marbles, but he didn't expect the animal would bother a bag of bullets by his bed. Brassfield and his wife realized Benno needed medical attention after the pet vomited up four rounds.
Veterinarian Sarah Sexton at All Creatures Animal Hospital removed 17 rounds from Benno's stomach but left two in his esophagus, which the dog was allowed to discharge on his own.
"This is something they certainly did not cover in school," Sexton said. "I've had dogs eat things before, mostly stuffed toys. Once I had one swallow a hearing aid, but I think this takes the cake."
Brassfield said he won't leave ammo lying around anymore but isn't optimistic that Benno will stick to dog food.
"You can baby-proof a house," Brassfield said. "But I don't think it's possible to Benno-proof a house. Lord knows, we've tried and failed."
― pplains, Friday, 8 May 2015 21:18 (nine years ago) link
beautiful
― sleeve, Friday, 8 May 2015 21:32 (nine years ago) link
oh benno
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link
Local to my hometown: Mayor since Jan 1987 has resigned from office before the end of his term. Adios Mayor Don.
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Friday, 8 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
wtf
Horace is very friendly. He probably didn't go with a struggle.
:(
this donkey's braying was a background constant throughout my childhood. i used to go and feed the ducks and take an apple for the donkey as the duck pond went past his field.
― Fizzles, Monday, 11 May 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link
http://gawker.com/fbi-and-homeland-security-respond-to-shocking-goatse-bo-1704768347
― example (crüt), Friday, 15 May 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
in case you missed it, fizzles: https://www.facebook.com/TandridgePolice/posts/1064321006914645?fref=nf
― 1staethyr, Saturday, 16 May 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
https://twitter.com/gravesmeredith/status/601781393157443585
― gr8080, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
omg
― sleeve, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
that picture...
(insert trigger warning here)
― sleeve, Friday, 22 May 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
yeeesh, don't click that
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link
what is it?!? least graphic description if possible
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link
Brains of several animals littered upon a road. A separate article clarifies that they had at some point been preserved in formaldehyde. It still seems to be up in the air as to whether they were dog or sheep brains.
― cause baby, now we got dad bod (how's life), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link
sorry, I probably fucked that up re: "least graphic".
wow that is pretty grossnah thanks for the sober rendering!
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Friday, 22 May 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
that separate article helps MY mind deal with that; it sorta looked like somebody got a buncha beagles, trepanned, collected and distributed which was not an image i needed.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 May 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ebN4ydS.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 22 May 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link