lol. I know. I wanted to know how much lol.
Google search results:well placedmost likelyusing Prezion MyLifea person borned
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)
Facebook prefers ten Google results, but let's see if I can get five in through the Backdoor.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)
Sorry, that didn't work. Let's try another trick I'm aware of. If you've used a cellphone or other mobile device to connect to Facebook in the past, you can dial the number '5' 79 times (by which I mean: dial '5', hang up, then repeat 78 more times). Facebook Mobile is set up to recognize this 'distress call' (for want of a better term), and you should receive an automated call with your new password. Do not hang up until the end of the message or Facebook will automatically restore your phone to its factory settings and delete all contacts.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)
nope. didn't work. live in south africa.
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
Ah, I wish I'd known that before. There is a different recovery process for South African users. If you have voice recognition software on your mobile device, simply open your Facebook Mobile app and click 'search'. Then using your voice recognition software, clearly speak the following into your handset: "(your full name) ALPHA CHARLIE BRAVO TANGO WHISKEY WHISKEY DELTA 4077 (ISBN number from any book about the history of the Boer Revolt that you might have lying around)". From past experience with South African users, this technique should work and you should receive an email with a new password shortly.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
borned supremacy
― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)
i do not understand i gave you what you asked for and now i have to do something else. you never told me what my password was.
― ajordan, Friday, 20 December 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)
Unfortunately, we're unable to tell you what your password is. All we can do is help you to recover it.
If the previous methods didn't work for you, there are plenty of other methods we can try. One of the more straightforward methods is to take advantage of Facebook's patented facial recognition software. If you would like to try that route, please post a photo of yourself (facing the camera only; no profile shots, please) holding a sign with the following code written on it: !55ANAMA1. Once you've posted the picture in our help forum, we should be able to upload the photo to the Facebook servers and start the facial recognition password retrieval process.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)
nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Monday, 23 December 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)
how do you post a picture
If you are unable to post a picture, please type a 213-digit backup security code. Your backup security code can be a mixture of letters and numbers, but please make sure that they are 213 characters you will remember easily.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.website.com/nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)
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― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)
I'm sorry, but you've now used the maximum number of Facebook password recovery attempts and your Facebook page has been turned into a tentacle porn fansite. Please click here to see the very best tentacle porn on the net, brought to you by Squidsuality.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)
plz help me i am not receving recovery cod on my yahoo mail my email is thandip✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧
― deepo, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
deepo, اپ کی مدد کیسے کر سکتا ہوں
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
u in deepoo
― anky, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
Here is your recovery cod:
http://www.pangasius-vietnam.com/uploads/image/dinhha/image/cod_atlantic.jpg
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
help me to recover my facebook password. I have no access to my old numbers thats why i cant get my code.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 13:18 (twelve years ago)
i'm terribly sorry.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:17 (twelve years ago)
I'm afraid that, without your old numbers, we will be unable to retrieve your Facebook password. And as a penalty for your irresponsibility, we're going to need to confiscate your new numbers, as well.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
but i thot u could send me a code to my new number or new password. I know my facebook username and everything, please help me.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)
The only way we can recover your password at this point is if you remember your security questions. These are the answers we were able to retrieve from your account:
1) blue2) a bra and two tangerines3) Phillip Michael Thomas in a thong4) Kay-Bee Toys5) the time I knocked that kid's teeth out with a toy xylophone
Please let us know what questions accompany the answers above and we may be able to begin the retrieval process.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
i dnt understand u, which question?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)
u dnt thot?
― am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:04 (twelve years ago)
will i find help here or what?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)
We will do everything within our power to retrieve your Facebook password.
I can try to do a full data scan of your account package, but I have to make sure the core stabilizers are secure, which may take some time. The cooling elements have been hit and miss today.
Since you don't remember your security questions, please create a 515-digit security override code and post it here. Then we will be able to start the data retrieval process as soon as the mainframe couplings are engaged.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)
OR WHAT
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)
tric u brassy which ilike
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)
Just leaving my username and password here so I can recover it later.
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― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:40 (twelve years ago)
Security tip: whenever you put your username and password in Pre-Recovery Mode (PRM), it's always helpful to also include a scanned image of two (2) forms of photo identification, as that will enhance the recovery process for all participants when Recovery Day (RD) arrives.
― Cloaca & Dagger (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 19:45 (twelve years ago)
Noted. Getting the highest resolution scans made at the first opportunity and will post when ready.
― Chewshabadoo, Friday, 3 January 2014 23:14 (twelve years ago)
― ajordan, Monday, 23 December 2013 03:50
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 20 January 2014 23:28 (twelve years ago)
http://www.gopsusports.com/blog/Greene-Nikki.jpeg
― hang son doong (am0n), Monday, 20 January 2014 23:30 (twelve years ago)
pls help me pls. i forgot my facebook password and security question. i cant acces my yahoomail because of 2nd verification code and i forgot my security question and also i dont have access anymore to my phone number.. what ather option can i do :(( help me pls. my email is juliosbanagba✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ and my facebook username: merlonveloso
― merlon, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:53 (twelve years ago)
juliosbanagba✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ is the mail that i cant access if you wat to contact me sen dit to tis yahoo sir.. t hx icy_v✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧.p✧
― merlon, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 12:56 (twelve years ago)
hihi
― am0n, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 19:13 (twelve years ago)
juliosbangbang pls stay icy_v✧✧✧
― ok google open brazzers (am0n), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:16 (twelve years ago)
plz ✧✧✧
― small boobs wife (anky), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:27 (twelve years ago)
Per your request, new username: melonlover, new password: juliosgangbang. Thank you for your kindness.
― Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 March 2014 22:24 (twelve years ago)
Hi my names Sophie Irving https://www.facebook.com/sophie.irving.5 this is the link to my facebook
― Sophie Irving, Monday, 17 March 2014 13:21 (twelve years ago)
really need help getting onto my account! the email they send the password reset to was shut down please help
― Sophie Irving, Monday, 17 March 2014 13:22 (twelve years ago)
http://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/FBD07082241052805603967344640_14e61eb7a1d.4.8.15931423460955070825.mp4%3FversionId%3DZt52IjShOoBU7Vp7Yxzbl0jRFfjuucsL
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 March 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)
facebook recovery email links will only lead me to a page which requires me to log in, but i can't log in because my password is not verified!!!!! what do I do!!!!
― sallysallyd, Saturday, 29 March 2014 09:51 (twelve years ago)
welcome, sallysallyd!!!
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 29 March 2014 15:39 (twelve years ago)
do you have a g+ account?
― markers, Sunday, 30 March 2014 02:49 (twelve years ago)
xpost
Email from user: HeartNeverLiesro✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧Mar 23 (8 days ago)
Hello am0n,
My name is Yassir Abbas at https://www.facebook.com/Y4sSiR , I am sending you this message on behalf of my friend as she doesn't speak English.
She's frustrated because her Facebook Account was hacked last Monday 17/03/2014, by someone who has changed her password and contact information. we have tried to recover her account and have a new password sent to her mobile phone number, but we were asked to enlist three of her trusted contacts, which she haven't ever set it before, so there is no way for her to get back on. could you please help us recover it and reset the password or at least reset it back to the old password and then she can change it again? thank you.
Her name is: Manoola Salama Hawa, link to her profile https://www.facebook.com/manoolaaaaaaa?ref=tn_tnmn
E-Mail: blackangel20082✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but she can't access it either.
― am0n, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:33 (twelve years ago)
am0n is always a "trusted contact"
― markers, Monday, 31 March 2014 18:41 (twelve years ago)
Yassir, please let your friend know that we've changed her password but that we subsequently lost her new password. We will need to contact Facebook Support Support in the hope that they can help us help you help your friend.
― Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:21 (twelve years ago)