اپ کی مدد کیسے کر سکتا ہوں
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)
I'm sorry, Sahiba, but your allotted help ticket time has lapsed and your Facebook account has been deleted. We recommend that you try using another social media site, such as Friendster or SixDegrees. Thank you for your understanding.
― Kentaco the Hutt (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)
sahiba speak 2 me
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)
I wish we could have helped Sahiba. I don't think most Facebook users realize how difficult it is to retrieve a lost password, particularly during a holiday week when many of our representatives can't commit to the full 5-day password retrieval process.
― Slaw Dog Platter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)
Old Lunch your fired
― am0n, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 22:36 (twelve years ago)
hello plzzz help i dont know english so good plzzz help me reset password code
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:28 (twelve years ago)
sahiba knows what's up
― tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 05:57 (twelve years ago)
wow treeship posting on IRE just like dayo what a fuckin surpise
― Twelve Years a Sock (buzza), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 06:42 (twelve years ago)
I forgot my password to facebook. but i no longer have access to my email account associated with my facebook account. please help
― ajordan, Monday, 16 December 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
no problem. we got you.
― anky, Monday, 16 December 2013 03:52 (twelve years ago)
should i give you the email address that is on my facebook?
― ajordan, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)
We don't need the email address, but we do need your Facebook Gold Code. This is detailed further in the Facebook Terms & Conditions, but the FGC is basically just your email address converted to a number (a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, and so on; @ = 27 and . = 28) and divided by the numerical value of your birthday (ex.: September 1, 1992 would be 09011992). The quotient is then reversed (ex.: 1345245422345 will become 5432245425431) and each number is reconverted to its respective letter value. Please post your FGC here once you have it and we will proceed to the next step of the password recovery process. Thank you.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)
― am0n, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)
how would you find that. All i see is my name when i search facebook. When i go to my page as a visitor i see my name at the end of the link
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)
Sorry I found it.... user=1437413667
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
Okay, go ahead and log in. You should be good to go!
― Facebook Recovery Expert (anky), Thursday, 19 December 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
how do i do that. please let me know
― ajordan, Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)
Please please please can you help me.
Forgot my facebook password. The email account no longer exists and I have no security questions or telephone number listed on my account. I was such an idiot for changing it after a tall glass of wine lol.
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― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)
ajordan and surina: I can provide you with a second, less conventional method of recovering your lost password if you're having trouble with the directions above.
Step 1: Do a Google search for "(your full name) is". For example, if your first name is Charlene Tilton, you would search for "Charlene Tilton is". Write down the first ten results of what you are and provide us with those results (ex. for "Charlene Tilton is a raging alcoholic" you would send us "raging alcoholic"). Believe it or not, a Facebook algorithm keeps track of these Google results in real time based on the name you provided on the site.
Step 2: Once we have the list of Google results, we will enter them into what's known as the Facebook Backdoor. This is a little-known second entrance into Facebook. Facebook isn't generally too keen on users entering via this second portal, but we know how to coax the servers into allowing passage and it's a fairly painless process once you're in.
Step 3: We will provide you with a link where you can enter your credit card information for the modest password recovery fee.
Please let us know when you've completed these steps so that we can proceed.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)
What is a modest password recovery fee?
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)
It's a small fee for the service that we provide. It can be waived under certain circumstances (financial hardship, if you're a veteran, if you choose not to pay, etc.).
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)
lol. I know. I wanted to know how much lol.
Google search results:well placedmost likelyusing Prezion MyLifea person borned
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)
Facebook prefers ten Google results, but let's see if I can get five in through the Backdoor.
― The He-Man-O-Centric Worlds of She-Ra (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 13:16 (twelve years ago)
Sorry, that didn't work. Let's try another trick I'm aware of. If you've used a cellphone or other mobile device to connect to Facebook in the past, you can dial the number '5' 79 times (by which I mean: dial '5', hang up, then repeat 78 more times). Facebook Mobile is set up to recognize this 'distress call' (for want of a better term), and you should receive an automated call with your new password. Do not hang up until the end of the message or Facebook will automatically restore your phone to its factory settings and delete all contacts.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)
nope. didn't work. live in south africa.
― surina, Thursday, 19 December 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
Ah, I wish I'd known that before. There is a different recovery process for South African users. If you have voice recognition software on your mobile device, simply open your Facebook Mobile app and click 'search'. Then using your voice recognition software, clearly speak the following into your handset: "(your full name) ALPHA CHARLIE BRAVO TANGO WHISKEY WHISKEY DELTA 4077 (ISBN number from any book about the history of the Boer Revolt that you might have lying around)". From past experience with South African users, this technique should work and you should receive an email with a new password shortly.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Thursday, 19 December 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
borned supremacy
― am0n, Thursday, 19 December 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)
i do not understand i gave you what you asked for and now i have to do something else. you never told me what my password was.
― ajordan, Friday, 20 December 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)
Unfortunately, we're unable to tell you what your password is. All we can do is help you to recover it.
If the previous methods didn't work for you, there are plenty of other methods we can try. One of the more straightforward methods is to take advantage of Facebook's patented facial recognition software. If you would like to try that route, please post a photo of yourself (facing the camera only; no profile shots, please) holding a sign with the following code written on it: !55ANAMA1. Once you've posted the picture in our help forum, we should be able to upload the photo to the Facebook servers and start the facial recognition password retrieval process.
― Throat Loaf (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 December 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)
nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Monday, 23 December 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)
how do you post a picture
If you are unable to post a picture, please type a 213-digit backup security code. Your backup security code can be a mixture of letters and numbers, but please make sure that they are 213 characters you will remember easily.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.website.com/nikki.jpeg
― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:05 (twelve years ago)
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― ajordan, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)
I'm sorry, but you've now used the maximum number of Facebook password recovery attempts and your Facebook page has been turned into a tentacle porn fansite. Please click here to see the very best tentacle porn on the net, brought to you by Squidsuality.
― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)
plz help me i am not receving recovery cod on my yahoo mail my email is thandip✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧
― deepo, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
deepo, اپ کی مدد کیسے کر سکتا ہوں
― am0n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)
u in deepoo
― anky, Wednesday, 25 December 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)
Here is your recovery cod:
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― Sewer Stew (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 December 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)
help me to recover my facebook password. I have no access to my old numbers thats why i cant get my code.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 13:18 (twelve years ago)
i'm terribly sorry.
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:17 (twelve years ago)
I'm afraid that, without your old numbers, we will be unable to retrieve your Facebook password. And as a penalty for your irresponsibility, we're going to need to confiscate your new numbers, as well.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
but i thot u could send me a code to my new number or new password. I know my facebook username and everything, please help me.
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:22 (twelve years ago)
The only way we can recover your password at this point is if you remember your security questions. These are the answers we were able to retrieve from your account:
1) blue2) a bra and two tangerines3) Phillip Michael Thomas in a thong4) Kay-Bee Toys5) the time I knocked that kid's teeth out with a toy xylophone
Please let us know what questions accompany the answers above and we may be able to begin the retrieval process.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 15:40 (twelve years ago)
i dnt understand u, which question?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 15:51 (twelve years ago)
u dnt thot?
― am0n, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:04 (twelve years ago)
will i find help here or what?
― tricia, Friday, 3 January 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)
We will do everything within our power to retrieve your Facebook password.
I can try to do a full data scan of your account package, but I have to make sure the core stabilizers are secure, which may take some time. The cooling elements have been hit and miss today.
Since you don't remember your security questions, please create a 515-digit security override code and post it here. Then we will be able to start the data retrieval process as soon as the mainframe couplings are engaged.
― Lip-Smackin', Finger-Lickin', Ooey-Gooey Goodness (Old Lunch), Friday, 3 January 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)
OR WHAT
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 18:59 (twelve years ago)
tric u brassy which ilike
― anky, Friday, 3 January 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)