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fuuuuck

ikr? had i gone to work at my usual time today id have been +/- 5 mins a witness

wow!

jesus deems

Its a nice estate, i mean really nice, the walls around it are u&k tho- lad was bottled more than half to death last week at 5.30pm at the next luas stop. Wouldnt say it was typical of kilmainham tho tbh, but we border crumlin, inchicore, rialto, areas with a little more rep to them.

But yeah, shit.lease up soon, so idk.

be careful D

I dont feel like 'just anyone' could get attacked tbh, the area feels safe to me, in terms of trouble wont come looking for you if you dont go looking for it first iykwim.

safe enough alright, just edging sw inner city realness. going in for a bit of the auld drug dealing wouldn't be the thing there at all

There is IRA graffiti above the flowers at the spot this AM

I mean i know its a neighbourhood watch area but

A TEENAGE boy remains in a critical but stable condition in hospital after a ‘BBQ exploded’ in Sidcup on Saturday evening.

Emergency services were called to Penhill Road at about 6.30pm to reports of four people burnt at a BBQ being held in a back garden.

A 17-year-old boy suffered severe burns and was rushed by land ambulance to King’s College Hospital, where he remains in a critical condition.

Three others, who suffered less severe burns, were taken by ambulance to a specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital in Chelmsford. The air ambulance landed nearby but was not needed.

Anne Kenton, 71, and Sidney Gillett, 81, were in their front room when they heard screams coming from next door.

Grandmother-of-four Ms Kenton said: “We thought it was just the children playing. I understand it was someone who threw petrol on the barbecue.

nb that is not local to here but its a classic ~local news~ freakshow

Grandmother of four

Sounds like a spy novel

"land ambulance"

"SEAGULL STOLE MY TEETH"

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10569408.Seagull_swoops_to_steal_pensioner_s_dentures_at_Bexhill_care_home

No results found for "seagal stole my teeth"

you're not even trying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdwdX5PxF9Q

what a gruesome extract

http://monroecountyjournal.com/2013/07/29/naked-jet-ski-rider-makes-waves-for-local-law-enforcement/

Amory Jesus busted! I saw him walking everywhere around town for the last ten years so I assumed he didn't have a vehicle, but apparently he does own a jet ski. Also, now I know his name.

http://www.thedailyjournal.com/viewart/20130730/NEWS01/307290033/Wing-eating-champion-admits-he-s-drug-dealer

sounds like an onion story about joe biden

uh
http://www.thv11.com/news/article/274333/2/Report-Kanye-West-wants-to-buy-Graceland-for-Kim-Kardashian

Love that they could only find Graceland art at TunicaTravel.com.

damn dude

http://gawker.com/gang-bang-organizer-puts-occupation-on-business-cards-1042364279

a lot of free will vs morality police questions there but mostly trumped by the deathless tweet: "gang bang today... lots of fun"

https://twitter.com/masterscottyp

there are no tweets between aug '09 and jun '12. so, drought period or just solid gangbangs?

first string of half dozen tweets are all pure gold

http://i42.tinypic.com/35k8v91.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/x3sN6M3.png

http://i.imgur.com/03Vy64I.png

http://i.imgur.com/ks1Uf19.jpg

this guy is like catnip to u isn't he

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-pratt-st-package-20130813,0,3392894.story

Don't really know where to put this, not sure here is the right place really. We passed this weird house going from Brighton to Camber ATP with graffiti saying stuff like "MURDER HOUSE" and "POLICE COVER-UP", forgot about it until a conversation tonight... been following the internet trails about it, lots of EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS conspiracy pages, though it does seem like it may be grounded in fact...

http://www.bushywood.com/sussex/sussex_murders.htm

reminds me of this moderately notorious, long-condemned house about ten minutes' walk from me

however I came here to post this late breaking story from the county of my upbringing http://www.thisisthewestcountry.co.uk/news/10434718.Man_chops_off_own_penis_on_Penryn_street/?ref=mr

living til 107 then going out mad awesome is pretty awesome

http://www.thv11.com/news/article/278849/2/107-year-old-Arkansas-man-dies-in-shootout-with-SWAT

CO-WORKER: "A friend of mine was saying there may have been some dementia involved...."

YA THINK?

http://telescoper.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/img-20130910-00167.jpg?w=450&h=337

Not local to me, but 'local news': http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Spooky-clown-mystery-grips-Northampton-14092013.htm

updated!
http://www.northampton-news-hp.co.uk/News/Northampton-News/Northampton-clown-strikes-again-with-another-spooky-visitation-14092013.htm

Many commenters are finding the clown scary.

http://denver.craigslist.org/pet/4079728913.html

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/19/after-woman-finds-offensive-phrase-inside-bottle-cap-coca-cola-cancels-canadian-promotion/

too funny

SEATTLE —

A half-naked man who police said stole a boat and went on a rampage in a Seattle marina told police he was just trying to get away from a ninja.

Michael Bray's run from the so-called "Asian female ninja" began Sept. 15 when he boarded a 42-foot boat in the Queen City Yacht Club in the middle of the night, throttled the engine, and started repeatedly ramming neighboring boats and docks.

Dozens of people on board surrounding boats frantically screamed at him to stop, and called police.

But according to court documents, Bray didn't stop until a man on the shore fired a birdshot gun at the cabin of the boat he was driving. Police showed up shortly after to find Bray straddling the stern of the boat without pants.

Bray told them he was a CIA agent running from a female ninja. He also allegedly told one of two officers, "One of you are dead."

"Alleged thief Winston Churchill in court for stealing cheese"

http://www.nottinghampost.com/Alleged-thief-Winston-Churchill-court-stealing/story-19854821-detail/story.html

Anne Arundel County police arrested a 21-year-old man after finding a bag of marijuana brownies in his car Tuesday night in Glen Burnie.
Anthony Michael Demali, of Quarterfield Road in Severn, was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute, possession of marijuana and multiple counts of possession of drug paraphernalia, according to online court records.
An officer responded to the area of Edgerly Road and Fitzallen Road at 9 p.m. for reports of a suspicious vehicle in the area. The officer spotted a 2010 Ford Fusion with its lights off.
As the officer began to turn around, the driver of the Ford turned its lights on and began to drive away. The officer stopped the car after he said the driver drove through a stop sign.
When the officer spoke with Demali, he admitted to having a marijuana pipe in the car. The officer searched the car and found 24 grams of suspected marijuana and a bag of suspected marijuana brownies and $251 in cash, police said.
Demali was subsequently arrested.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVpMrxeIUAAk-zP.jpg

not actually local to me but idgaf

lol

HERO http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2013/10/14/man-stabbed-after-leaving-bar-goes-back-for-another-drink/

I wonder which bar.

When officers arrived to talk to the man, he was only able to give officers a vague description of the suspect.

lol

Shouldn't be funny, but:

"Several area law enforcement agencies are ramping up efforts to find a man who is pretending to be a Good Samaritan, but in reality is attempting to use the situation to flash them."

lol @ "Don't worry, I'm a mechanic."

http://www.wcnc.com/news/local/Sheriff-Flasher-poses-Good-Samaritan-228081731.html